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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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For any newcomers to Demonland, could someone summarise this thread?

Think Seinfeld

Then you will understand

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    For any newcomers to Demonland, could someone summarise this thread?

    It is everything that the other threads aren't.

    It also allows for discussion of any topic except one, all in the same thread.

    It is Nirvana and Utopia rolled into one.

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    It is everything that the other threads aren't.

    It also allows for discussion of any topic except one, all in the same thread.

    It is Nirvana and Utopia rolled into one.

    LOL that too

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    For any newcomers to Demonland, could someone summarise this thread?

    Why maurie?

    Let them start an adventure!

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    I was just trying to see if someone could. ^_^

    Its a bit like defining a Black Hole I reckon. it where there is an absence of much of everything else that as those things are deservedly in other threads.

    we know this thread exists because it not what the others are.

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    For any newcomers to Demonland, could someone summarise this thread?

    What is the sound of one thread clapping? How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand? :blink:

    Not to in too much Yoda-speak indulge, no :)

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    No, we're not allowed to discuss Nirvana or Kurt Cobain on this thread. It's disrespectful.

    Fantastic NEWS.

    I can now say bad things against Bananas here, right?

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    Fantastic NEWS.

    I can now say bad things against Bananas here, right?

    You are walking along a thin line, TBF ... :)

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    A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

    So, BB59sy, what is a sheep station? :blink:

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    It's a place where Kiwis have multiple sex partners.

    I hesitate to ask whether you live on an alpaca station then ... :blink:

    Edited by Red and Bluebeard

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    So, BB59sy, what is a sheep station? :blink:

    its where Baaaaaaaaaad things happen !!! lol

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    its where Baaaaaaaaaad things happen !!! lol

    Lol! Especially in BBO's version of things ... :blink:

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    Fantastic NEWS.

    I can now say bad things against Bananas here, right?

    ummm.......that would be a NO !!! Computer says NO !!!

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    You are walking along a thin line, TBF ... :)

    LOL very thin indeed.

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    ummm.......that would be a NO !!! Computer says NO !!!

    Worth a try!

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    So, BB59sy, what is a sheep station? :blink:

    I am banning myself from telling sheep jokes, because of the youngsters on the site.

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    I am banning myself from telling sheep jokes, because of the youngsters on the site.

    Go for it !

    Most Posters are over 12 on this site

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    physical or mental age?

    Good Question

    Yet to be determined

    Congrats on your Birthday (Yesterday)

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    Go for it !

    Most Posters are over 12 on this site

    youd be surprised how many probably arent !! :unsure::rolleyes:^_^

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    youd be surprised how many probably arent !! :unsure::rolleyes:^_^

    I wouldn't.

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