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Redleg
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Is it just me, who thinks Hugh Hefner's latest marriage at 86 to his 26 year old voluptuous Playboy magazine centrefold bride is sad? She is nearly 40 years younger than his daughter.

Yes she is beautiful and every man including me might desire her, but don't we see this for what it really is, a form of prostitution, publicly paraded for the public.

Maybe I have become old and bitter and very cynical, but I don't think I would want the whole world laughing at me and my wife. She even said when they broke up last year he was hopeless in bed. Who needs that sort of private crap out in the public and then he goes back with her, to try and show the world that he won. Well yes his money did win.

If I was his age I wouldn't consider a woman for my wife unless she was at least 30 ( bad joke to end the post ).

It's just you.
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    Off to a restaurant with the WJ family to celebrate his anniversary. Should be some good Dees discussion held. At dinner the other night we saw former Dee great Tangles Walker, hopefully tonight we might see another former Dees great.

    This is what my life has turned into, meals with WJ and hopes of seeing Dees players to chat to.

    Wonder if Hugh Hefner's life is any better?

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    Off to a restaurant with the WJ family to celebrate his anniversary. Should be some good Dees discussion held. At dinner the other night we saw former Dee great Tangles Walker, hopefully tonight we might see another former Dees great.

    This is what my life has turned into, meals with WJ and hopes of seeing Dees players to chat to.

    Wonder if Hugh Hefner's life is any better?

    I doubt that Hef could have the stimulating conversation likely in your company (if this thread and site is anything to go by) and while his much publicised life has had its highlights I am sure they are all proportional to those you have had.

    We can all conentrate on what we have not what we wished we had or what others have and we can progress.

    I unfortunately do not have the pleasure of your company but then you are not enjoying a swim in my pool.

    Its a bloody great life and the Dees will have some sort of a year.

    Dont get me started on "living" on $35 a day either

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    I doubt that Hef could have the stimulating conversation likely in your company (if this thread and site is anything to go by) and while his much publicised life has had its highlights I am sure they are all proportional to those you have had.

    We can all conentrate on what we have not what we wished we had or what others have and we can progress.

    I unfortunately do not have the pleasure of your company but then you are not enjoying a swim in my pool.

    Its a bloody great life and the Dees will have some sort of a year.

    Dont get me started on "living" on $35 a day either

    We didn't see any more ex Dees or current ones either.

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    Have decided that in the better interests of my waistline and impending travels I better lay off the banana milkshakes for a while.

    A minutes silence please....lol

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    Have decided that in the better interests of my waistline and impending travels I better lay off the banana milkshakes for a while.

    A minutes silence please....lol

    I have cancelled the banana smoothies for the same reason.

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    I have cancelled the banana smoothies for the same reason.

    its hard..... i hear you Red !! lol

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    disgraceful - you are all class traitors

    time for some re-education I think

    continue with banana smoothies but cut out the chinese restaurants - once a week restauranting would be a good start

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    I'm a bad boy...t'was hot...too hot...and that Banana Thickshake thegirl was having looked just too tempting.. So i had one :)

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    Lot of people seem tetchy about the ABC today...Must be the hot wind evaporating brain size.

    Imagine this country without it. Regardless of its faults.

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    Lot of people seem tetchy about the ABC today...Must be the hot wind evaporating brain size.

    Imagine this country without it. Regardless of its faults.

    wrong thread wyl

    the abc though would be pleased that the commercial stations are slowly degenerating (much like the press)

    won't be long before demonland will become the premier source of information/news

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    wrong thread wyl

    the abc though would be pleased that the commercial stations are slowly degenerating (much like the press)

    won't be long before demonland will become the premier source of information/news

    closer to the truth than you may realize DC.

    Regular TV is on life support i assure you.

    The ABC will become a News Service who will buy all other shows.

    Look at iview now. Most of it is imported. Good but imported.

    Even Pay TV is suffering.

    Who needs to pay when you can download or stream live.

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    won't be long before demonland will become the premier source of information/news

    It already is :lol: although I have to forewarn that Redleg and I and our respective wives are about to embark on a cruise around the coast of Australia and during much of that time we will be out of range for Demonland so the supply of news here will dwindle to nothing from time to time in the next 12 days.

    I agreed to this stupidity (I fear the onset of sea sickness already 24 hours before we board the ship) before I discovered the club had appointed Jason Taylor to cover recruiting. I was going to check out the prospective 2013 recruits for Todd in every capital city. We're not stopping in Perth because we already have the best from there in Jesse Hogan.

    In the meantime, could someone please confirm whether a banana daiquiri is a reliable cure for seasickness?

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    It already is :lol: although I have to forewarn that Redleg and I and our respective wives are about to embark on a cruise around the coast of Australia and during much of that time we will be out of range for Demonland so the supply of news here will dwindle to nothing from time to time in the next 12 days.

    I agreed to this stupidity (I fear the onset of sea sickness already 24 hours before we board the ship) before I discovered the club had appointed Jason Taylor to cover recruiting. I was going to check out the prospective 2013 recruits for Todd in every capital city. We're not stopping in Perth because we already have the best from there in Jesse Hogan.

    In the meantime, could someone please confirm whether a banana daiquiri is a reliable cure for seasickness?

    hahaha! You guys crack me up.

    Have fun. Stay drunk.

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    Kill or cure , most probably yes. Quantities often affect outcomes !!! Lol :)

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    In the meantime, could someone please confirm whether a banana daiquiri is a reliable cure for seasickness?

    should be fine - as long as you are seated facing downwind

    if in doubt increase the normal amount of banana

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    It already is :lol: although I have to forewarn that Redleg and I and our respective wives are about to embark on a cruise around the coast of Australia and during much of that time we will be out of range for Demonland so the supply of news here will dwindle to nothing from time to time in the next 12 days.

    I agreed to this stupidity (I fear the onset of sea sickness already 24 hours before we board the ship) before I discovered the club had appointed Jason Taylor to cover recruiting. I was going to check out the prospective 2013 recruits for Todd in every capital city. We're not stopping in Perth because we already have the best from there in Jesse Hogan.

    In the meantime, could someone please confirm whether a banana daiquiri is a reliable cure for seasickness?

    They say Travcalm works-but those cruise boats are the size of Frankston-drink up !

    Have fun on the Love Boat boys.

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    They say Travcalm works-but those cruise boats are the size of Frankston-drink up !

    Have fun on the Love Boat boys.

    Floating Chadstone...!
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    Great! The wives love Chadstone as much as we love the G.
    your wives might but I bet your credit cards won't lol
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    Jeeesuus. This is boring. Could someone please start an argument, or make an incendary comment. Biffo where are you? ( Gutter crawling?) Stuie, here's your chance to cut off the the restraints of conservatism.

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    Jeeesuus. This is boring. Could someone please start an argument, or make an incendary comment. Biffo where are you? ( Gutter crawling?) Stuie, here's your chance to cut off the the restraints of conservatism.
    thats not what this thread is about bbo.

    Arguments etc can be ensued in many other threads.

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