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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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I was talking yesterday to a butcher who knows a teacher at MLC who is friendly with Rosa Storelli's nanny. Apparently she (the nanny) has never heard of Dale Roberts. This is a big concern.

I heard a variation of this myself .

I can also confirm that she was a PE teacher of mine many years ago and she knows nothing about cricket .

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    Was seen running along Elwood Beach this morning.

    No that was me and my kids-and you could hardly call it running.
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    Only a matter of time till there is an article on Dale in the papers.

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    Sports News First are all over the Roberts story Dale Roberts aims high

    Twelve months ago Dale Roberts was the water boy for the Scotch College Third XVIII's but he had a dream of one day playing in the AFL. Draft experts are now predicting he is only a matter of months away from fulfilling that dream.
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    Didn't Sheeds say last night that, as an entirely fabricated entity, GWS has first claim on all fictional recruits and Melbourne can just keep their hands off Roberts?

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    Didn't Sheeds say last night that, as an entirely fabricated entity, GWS has first claim on all fictional recruits and Melbourne can just keep their hands off Roberts?

    What s fictional about Dale Roberts?

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    Didn't Sheeds say last night that, as an entirely fabricated entity, GWS has first claim on all fictional recruits and Melbourne can just keep their hands off Roberts?

    What are you talking about fictional recruits? This lad is a star, haven't you seen him play?

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    What s fictional about Dale Roberts?

    Oh, sorry, since this thread was originally about $cully I just assumed Roberts was another one of those beat-ups with no substance to him ...

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    His grandmother was interviewed on the weekend and she says recruiters are focussing on the wrong Roberts. Apparently his cousin Lucas a year younger is the the real star in the family by a country mile.

    Shades of Jetta?

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    His grandmother was interviewed on the weekend and she says recruiters are focussing on the wrong Roberts. Apparently his cousin Lucas a year younger is the the real star in the family by a country mile.

    Shades of Jetta?

    Hell get them both DC

    By the way 109 not out

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    Hasn't Dale got a younger brother, Robert, who's better than him?

    No it is cousin Lucas, maurie

    Robert is a basketballer cannot kick for nuts.

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    wonder if his old man might be suitable for a recruiting scout role?

    good credentials, apparently is a roofer

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    Latest News. Dale Roberts was caught out late drinking numerous times and is said to be a 'Tool' who cant manage his anger. He has been charged with multiple charges including 'Drunk and Disorder', 'Assault' and Stalking. Apparently his ex girlfriend has put a protection order against him.

    This news is coming out of the MFC. 17 clubs have now gone cold on Dale. The Demons are now hoping to pick Dale up with a 3 round pick

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    Latest News. Dale Roberts was caught out late drinking numerous times and is said to be a 'Tool' who cant manage his anger. He has been charged with multiple charges including 'Drunk and Disorder', 'Assault' and Stalking. Apparently his ex girlfriend has put a protection order against him.

    This news is coming out of the MFC. 17 clubs have now gone cold on Dale. The Demons are now hoping to pick Dale up with a 3 round pick

    Oh thank god he is not a choir boy

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    wonder if his old man might be suitable for a recruiting scout role?

    good credentials, apparently is a roofer

    Sounds like a good idea you get a good view from up there!

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    Sorry OD, Dale is also said to have a sublime voice and sings in his school choir. Expect to see him on The Voice next series

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    Sorry OD, Dale is also said to have a sublime voice and sings in his school choir. Expect to see him on The Voice next series

    I just lost interest.

    Probably all hype let him sing for the Pies.

    Concentrate on the cousin Lucas I say.

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    Not sure about this Roberts, apparently allergic to bananas !!

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    I just lost interest.

    Probably all hype let him sing for the Pies.

    Concentrate on the cousin Lucas I say.

    No go with Lucas.

    He tried out with the Western Jets this year and was caught stealing the coach's car during a training session.

    Was sentenced to six months at Port Phillip prison just last week.

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    well we certainly arent interested in someone stupid enough to get CAUGHT !!! :unsure:

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