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Seems it’s gone the way of the Joel Smith tests positive thread aka the Demonland Bermuda Triangle. 

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It was not that long ago people were saying the Dees would fall apart without Hogan. Glad to see they were wrong. I tend not to follow ex players as I lose interest once they leave the club. I mu

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indeed. an off season of disappearing threads

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I was talking yesterday to a butcher who knows a teacher at MLC who is friendly with Rosa Storelli's nanny. Apparently she (the nanny) has never heard of Dale Roberts. This is a big concern.

I heard a variation of this myself .

I can also confirm that she was a PE teacher of mine many years ago and she knows nothing about cricket .

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Was seen running along Elwood Beach this morning.

No that was me and my kids-and you could hardly call it running.
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Didn't Sheeds say last night that, as an entirely fabricated entity, GWS has first claim on all fictional recruits and Melbourne can just keep their hands off Roberts?

What s fictional about Dale Roberts?

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Didn't Sheeds say last night that, as an entirely fabricated entity, GWS has first claim on all fictional recruits and Melbourne can just keep their hands off Roberts?

What are you talking about fictional recruits? This lad is a star, haven't you seen him play?

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His grandmother was interviewed on the weekend and she says recruiters are focussing on the wrong Roberts. Apparently his cousin Lucas a year younger is the the real star in the family by a country mile.

Shades of Jetta?

Hell get them both DC

By the way 109 not out

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Latest News. Dale Roberts was caught out late drinking numerous times and is said to be a 'Tool' who cant manage his anger. He has been charged with multiple charges including 'Drunk and Disorder', 'Assault' and Stalking. Apparently his ex girlfriend has put a protection order against him.

This news is coming out of the MFC. 17 clubs have now gone cold on Dale. The Demons are now hoping to pick Dale up with a 3 round pick

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Latest News. Dale Roberts was caught out late drinking numerous times and is said to be a 'Tool' who cant manage his anger. He has been charged with multiple charges including 'Drunk and Disorder', 'Assault' and Stalking. Apparently his ex girlfriend has put a protection order against him.

This news is coming out of the MFC. 17 clubs have now gone cold on Dale. The Demons are now hoping to pick Dale up with a 3 round pick

Oh thank god he is not a choir boy

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Sorry OD, Dale is also said to have a sublime voice and sings in his school choir. Expect to see him on The Voice next series

I just lost interest.

Probably all hype let him sing for the Pies.

Concentrate on the cousin Lucas I say.

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I just lost interest.

Probably all hype let him sing for the Pies.

Concentrate on the cousin Lucas I say.

No go with Lucas.

He tried out with the Western Jets this year and was caught stealing the coach's car during a training session.

Was sentenced to six months at Port Phillip prison just last week.

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well we certainly arent interested in someone stupid enough to get CAUGHT !!! :unsure:

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