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Sorry got my dates wrong its December 13 and that makes it 15 days to go. Oh well more time to study those names.

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    This is a major blow. What am I going to do for the next six days while we get back to 9 days to go?

    Try talking to some of the other characters on Demonland.

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    At night I find myself dreaming of Waylen Manson. What is happening to me?

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    An even 2 weeks to go. Seems to be more happening about you know who and his dad. Will it never stop?

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    At night I find myself dreaming of Waylen Manson. What is happening to me?

    Too many bananas!

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    At night I find myself dreaming of Waylen Manson. What is happening to me?

    Have no fear. Your dreams are normal for this time of year.

    But if you start having dreams about Phat Phil then call my nurse for an emergency consultation.

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    That's more likely.

    ..................... or insufficient rum in the banana daiquiri perhaps?

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    This is probably impossible to do, but I would be interested to know the percentage of rookies taken by clubs of boys training with them and others who don't. It seems to me that clubs are quite open with some boys letting the world know and yet hide others away. Maybe it is just that it is too expensive to bring too many over to train, or that they know they will take a certain player, so they leave him at home and look at others in the training environment. I must ask BBBP when I get to speak to him at a club function. If anyone can shed any light on this feel free.

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    ..................... or insufficient rum in the banana daiquiri perhaps?

    Even more likely.

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    Trying to lose some weight (again) and on the protein shakes, they don't make for a happy camper, except for when I have a banana one.

    Read in the paper today that many of the celebrities that got paid for doing Jenny Craig, like Magda here and Kirstie Alley in the US, have put all their weight back on and are ducking the papparazi.

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    yeh taste like crap

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    Unfortunately many people at a certain cafe in St Kilda cast a sneaky peek at Magda's breakfast order.

    She is back on the good stuff.

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    The battle has begun!

    my 11 month old grand daughter now has a red and blue teddy with a dees emblem on the front.

    Soft red and blue footy is also in action.

    quite likes it so far.

    Now to ward off Nana and father ( pies ) and mother (bombers ) and I am home.

    Need the team to start winning and playing finals regularly over the next 5 years to have a chance.

    Edited by old dee

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    Speaking of the Bombers, I see they have nowhere to train at present.

    I am really sad about this problem.

    Think I will ring them and suggest the Junction is available!

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    Kirstie Alley has a history of losing weight and stacking it all back on I believe.

    She was very attractive in her youth, when on Cheers.

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    Is this the daily banana requirement to prevent dreams of Waylen ?

    No, it's the number of protein shakes I will have before the rookie draft.

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    Trying to lose some weight (again) and on the protein shakes, they don't make for a happy camper, except for when I have a banana one.

    Read in the paper today that many of the celebrities that got paid for doing Jenny Craig, like Magda here and Kirstie Alley in the US, have put all their weight back on and are ducking the papparazi.

    Jenny Craig is a shocking scam, just terrible!!
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