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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Btw Black Caviar is now a 5yo br mare.

I know that. I was using the term loosely, to describe a female, not to suggest she was 2 or 3.

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    I just went on a massive walk around my hood and returned home to discover my top was on backwards.

    Hope it wasn't a backless one.

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    I have had an extremely productive weekend. We are putting on a new room to the rear of the house and I have had a fantastic clean out of builder's waste as well as hanging the back doors and shingling the bay windows. My wife's quote today was "you haven't left anything for the builder to do!" My reply.."erm...we are paying him by the hour......" deathly silence after that.

    1 week to lock up and 4 weeks to moving in...a fast reno is a good reno leaving me free to concentrate on the Dees next year!!!

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    Better change the signature VVVVV

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    Hope it wasn't a backless one.

    Hope it was a Dees one

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    It was a backless dees one.

    Horrah!

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    I, coached the Demonland/Demonology team to three massive victories today but I have a dilemma. Half of my players were still partying at 6.45 am and about eight of them turned up hung over. What disciplinary measures should I have adopted if any?

    3 x 400metres before the first bounce.

    Well done on your coaching feat.

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    Anybody else watching the Manchester derby ? ( no spoilers from me ! )

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    I, coached the Demonland/Demonology team to three massive victories today but I have a dilemma. Half of my players were still partying at 6.45 am and about eight of them turned up hung over. What disciplinary measures should I have adopted if any?

    Make a noise and make it clear!

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    Make a noise and make it clear!

    Have you turned your top back the right way round ?

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    Lol, nah I left it like that all through last night and at work today. The guys at the garage were most pleased! :P

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    I, coached the Demonland/Demonology team to three massive victories today but I have a dilemma. Half of my players were still partying at 6.45 am and about eight of them turned up hung over. What disciplinary measures should I have adopted if any?

    As appropriate:

    • if the offenders are currently part of the Leadership Group, immediately dismiss them, but reinstate them shortly afterwards if they regret their mistake; or
    • if they are not currently part of the Leadership Group, rebuke them for bringing Demonland/Demonology into disrepute, and fine them a token amount.

    Handle the discussions carefully though, because you run the risk of the said players making representations to the Board, in which case your tenure as coach could be in jeopardy.

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    The new Movie about George Harrison is a real Beauty...I recommend it most Highly.

    Careful to not give any details away, they are of course for you to discover at your own speed.

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    Bananas are $5.90 /KG in Southport QLD. this week How are the smoothies Redleg?

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    Bananas are $5.90 /KG in Southport QLD. this week How are the smoothies Redleg?

    Good news. I will be up that way later in the week with WJ so we will have to discuss our draft prospects over a couple of banana smoothies. May even buy a few extra bananas to slice up on toast for breakfast. Might pop into the Gold Coast Suns and have a chat with Josh Caddy and let him know that he is still welcome to join us in 2013.

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    Good news. I will be up that way later in the week with WJ so we will have to discuss our draft prospects over a couple of banana smoothies. May even buy a few extra bananas to slice up on toast for breakfast. Might pop into the Gold Coast Suns and have a chat with Josh Caddy and let him know that he is still welcome to join us in 2013.

    We expect nothing less than what the Low Rent Pub Crew were able to achieve with Clark. I presume you are staying at the same digs.

    Edited by Deeoldfart

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    I'm sick of my user name, how do I change it?

    something something something bananas.

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    I'm sick of my user name, how do I change it?

    something something something bananas.

    Yes something shorter less syllables i suggest!!
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    I've got a few ideas whizzing about in my head. muffin top is one, speckie git is another..

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    I've got a few ideas whizzing about in my head. muffin top is one, speckie git is another..

    Back the front??

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    I'm thinking pressure point, or ivegottastiffy.. maybe steven Segal.

    Did you catch that last episode of BB? Was it still good or did I ruin it for you?

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    I'm thinking pressure point, or ivegottastiffy.. maybe steven Segal.

    Did you catch that last episode of BB? Was it still good or did I ruin it for you?

    I am up to season 4 ep 2 so please say nothing concerning the future of Walt Jesse or any of the storylines. Once i have watched the lot feel free to PM me anytime
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    Walt sleeps with Hank..

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