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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, demosaw said:

They donโ€™t shed fur, they shed chaos!

Beautiful dog.

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4 hours ago, Redleg said:

Beautiful dog.

Yes we have one and he is the 2nd great love of my wifeโ€™s life.

On 09/01/2025 at 16:39, Earl Hood said:

Just walked past Tom concentrating hard and holding a very small bundle with Ruby following behind with a pram and blond kids in Fitzroy this afternoon. Odd I didnโ€™t pick up it was him until I was right next to him. Usually these tall AFL athletes stand out from streets away. He certainly has slimmed down.ย 

Might be a Tom McDonald thing. Once ypon a time I was at a cafe at one of those fashionable giant semi-communal tables and Tom was sitting opposite me the entire I leafed through the football news and checked demonland on my phone. I was even wearing the scarf. He enjoyed the double-take when I finally twigged as I was getting up.

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16 hours ago, demosaw said:

Yes we have one and he is the 2nd great love of my wifeโ€™s life.

you wishย ๐Ÿคฃ

1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

Might be a Tom McDonald thing. Once ypon a time I was at a cafe at one of those fashionable giant semi-communal tables and Tom was sitting opposite me the entire I leafed through the football news and checked demonland on my phone. I was even wearing the scarf. He enjoyed the double-take when I finally twigged as I was getting up.

That's hilarious!

I did something similar once with Wil Anderson at airport security. Was literally listening to the Wilosophy podcast while in line.ย  Security guard and Wil both complimented my socks when I went through the scanner.ย  I turned round, finally clocked him and blurted out "Thank you, Wil Anderson" and ran off haha


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My question is: why would anyone order this in any colour other than yellow?

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23 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

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My question is: why would anyone order this in any colour other than yellow?

Magnificent.

On 20/01/2025 at 03:53, daisycutter said:

you wishย ๐Ÿคฃ

Perhaps he has another dog or cat, children maybe,

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No doubt you all know one of my granddaughters is a keen basketballer. We are up in Bendigo for the annual competition over this weekend. She is in a new team ( new for all the team they have just been formed) a level up on her domestic team which she still plays in as well. Last night they had a hard fought winย  by 1 point. After a few trail games this was their first win, by 1 point. It was the first time they looked like they were playing as a team. If I have had a more enjoyable win at any sport I cannot remember it. Watching a group who didn't know each come together as a team was fantastic. 2 more games today. Who knows what that will bring but they now have greater confidence in each other. For me it is the joy of team sport.

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Happy Australia Day everyone.

Uncle, what is your go to libation for this special day?

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On 16/11/2024 at 19:08, Bitter but optimistic said:

I've just completed a cultural tour of Thailand and will be returning to The Manor tomorrow.ย 

I expect I will receive a warm welcome from the good citizens of Romsey.ย 

Don't forget to swing by the clinic on the way home from the airport big fellow.

And remember too, to send cards to all the little Uncles on their birthdays.

Cheers

Litd.

34 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

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D-Litd

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Today could be an ice cold, banana smoothie day, given the predicted 41 degrees temperature in Victoria.

Had a green juice the other day. Itโ€™s just not the same.

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Today could be an ice cold, banana smoothie day, given the predicted 41 degrees temperature in Victoria.

Had a green juice the other day. Itโ€™s just not the same.

Uhmโ€ฆ 43 degrees. Yes, those two extra degrees matter.

Idk about yโ€™allโ€™s neck of the woods but here in the stabbing capital of Victoria itโ€™s actually raining.ย 


1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

Uhmโ€ฆ 43 degrees. Yes, those two extra degrees matter.

Idk about yโ€™allโ€™s neck of the woods but here in the stabbing capital of Victoria itโ€™s actually raining.ย 

why no training today little sheet rack

7 minutes ago, forever demons said:

why no training today little sheet rack

โ€œLittle sheet rackโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Love it!

Thereโ€™s likely indoor training today and Iโ€™m guessing itโ€™s at AAMI rather than Casey because the boys have to front up along with us this arvo for the filming of the Fox Footy ad.ย 

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1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

Uhmโ€ฆ 43 degrees. Yes, those two extra degrees matter.

Idk about yโ€™allโ€™s neck of the woods but here in the stabbing capital of Victoria itโ€™s actually raining.ย 

It rained here, near the new Dees training centre, this morning too.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

It rained here, near the new Dees training centre, this morning too.

That rain we had this morning has only served to make it even steamier now. Itโ€™s a sauna out there ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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33 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

That rain we had this morning has only served to make it even steamier now. Itโ€™s a sauna out there ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I need to lose a few kilos, sauna sounds good.

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I need to lose a few kilos, sauna sounds good.

don't think they make saunas that big, mr legย ย ๐Ÿคฃ

23 hours ago, Redleg said:

Today could be an ice cold, banana smoothie day, given the predicted 41 degrees temperature in Victoria.

Had a green juice the other day. Itโ€™s just not the same.

ย Forsaking bananas for green juice! I am surprised you are still alive Mr. Leg. There must have been a very strong roof in the building. Green juice is for cows!ย 

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2 hours ago, old dee said:

ย Forsaking bananas for green juice! I am surprised you are still alive Mr. Leg. There must have been a very strong roof in the building. Green juice is for cows!ย 

Nothing beats the banana smoothie.

Well maybe a few alcoholic concoctions.

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On 27/01/2025 at 14:38, daisycutter said:

don't think they make saunas that big, mr legย ย ๐Ÿคฃ

Was that a personal insult?

I am wondering whether to feel hurt and take umbrage.

PS: Where is Uncle Bitter, havenโ€™t seen him around here for a while?

I hope he hasnโ€™t fallen into the moat.

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8 hours ago, Redleg said:

Was that a personal insult?

I am wondering whether to feel hurt and take umbrage.

PS: Where is Uncle Bitter, havenโ€™t seen him around here for a while?

I hope he hasnโ€™t fallen into the moat.

i think he's building a big sauna. big enough for you to share with him. such a caring type of guyย ๐Ÿ˜


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