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On 16/11/2024 at 19:08, Bitter but optimistic said:

I've just completed a cultural tour of Thailand and will be returning to The Manor tomorrow. 

I expect I will receive a warm welcome from the good citizens of Romsey. 

Don't forget to swing by the clinic on the way home from the airport big fellow.

And remember too, to send cards to all the little Uncles on their birthdays.

Cheers

Litd.

 
34 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

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D-Litd

 
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Today could be an ice cold, banana smoothie day, given the predicted 41 degrees temperature in Victoria.

Had a green juice the other day. It’s just not the same.

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Today could be an ice cold, banana smoothie day, given the predicted 41 degrees temperature in Victoria.

Had a green juice the other day. It’s just not the same.

Uhm… 43 degrees. Yes, those two extra degrees matter.

Idk about y’all’s neck of the woods but here in the stabbing capital of Victoria it’s actually raining. 


1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

Uhm… 43 degrees. Yes, those two extra degrees matter.

Idk about y’all’s neck of the woods but here in the stabbing capital of Victoria it’s actually raining. 

why no training today little sheet rack

7 minutes ago, forever demons said:

why no training today little sheet rack

“Little sheet rack” 😂 Love it!

There’s likely indoor training today and I’m guessing it’s at AAMI rather than Casey because the boys have to front up along with us this arvo for the filming of the Fox Footy ad. 

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1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

Uhm… 43 degrees. Yes, those two extra degrees matter.

Idk about y’all’s neck of the woods but here in the stabbing capital of Victoria it’s actually raining. 

It rained here, near the new Dees training centre, this morning too.

 
1 hour ago, Redleg said:

It rained here, near the new Dees training centre, this morning too.

That rain we had this morning has only served to make it even steamier now. It’s a sauna out there 😭

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33 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

That rain we had this morning has only served to make it even steamier now. It’s a sauna out there 😭

I need to lose a few kilos, sauna sounds good.

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I need to lose a few kilos, sauna sounds good.

don't think they make saunas that big, mr leg  🤣

23 hours ago, Redleg said:

Today could be an ice cold, banana smoothie day, given the predicted 41 degrees temperature in Victoria.

Had a green juice the other day. It’s just not the same.

 Forsaking bananas for green juice! I am surprised you are still alive Mr. Leg. There must have been a very strong roof in the building. Green juice is for cows! 

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2 hours ago, old dee said:

 Forsaking bananas for green juice! I am surprised you are still alive Mr. Leg. There must have been a very strong roof in the building. Green juice is for cows! 

Nothing beats the banana smoothie.

Well maybe a few alcoholic concoctions.

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On 27/01/2025 at 14:38, daisycutter said:

don't think they make saunas that big, mr leg  🤣

Was that a personal insult?

I am wondering whether to feel hurt and take umbrage.

PS: Where is Uncle Bitter, haven’t seen him around here for a while?

I hope he hasn’t fallen into the moat.

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8 hours ago, Redleg said:

Was that a personal insult?

I am wondering whether to feel hurt and take umbrage.

PS: Where is Uncle Bitter, haven’t seen him around here for a while?

I hope he hasn’t fallen into the moat.

i think he's building a big sauna. big enough for you to share with him. such a caring type of guy 😍


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11 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i think he's building a big sauna. big enough for you to share with him. such a caring type of guy 😍

Yes I have always found him to be very caring.

He can care a lot, or not care less, but it’s always about caring.

On 27/01/2025 at 12:29, Ghostwriter said:

“Little sheet rack” 😂 Love it!

There’s likely indoor training today and I’m guessing it’s at AAMI rather than Casey because the boys have to front up along with us this arvo for the filming of the Fox Footy ad. 

Can you share anything with us, Cassie?

...And one from left field, and I don't even know how I stumbled on him.

Canadian, but, from his avatar, clearly one of us! Worth a look at his work, particularly if you appreciate the follies that are D. Trump or our shared colonial parent, GB.

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2 hours ago, Redleg said:

The attempted season derailing articles have started.

Nearly got through the preseason but fell at the last hurdle. Gunna be an interesting season. 


6 minutes ago, DemonOX said:

Nearly got through the preseason but fell at the last hurdle. Gunna be an interesting season. 

cleary was adamant on sen that both mfc and rfc have stated neither players were physically involved

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1 hour ago, whatwhat say what said:

cleary was adamant on sen that both mfc and rfc have stated neither players were physically involved

I was talking about Kozzie possibly to Dockers article.

 
9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I was talking about Kozzie possibly to Dockers article.

I hate articles. 


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