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19 hours ago, old dee said:

Exactly, I think Jack should given a week off.

I think he has just had 4 weeks off already.

 
11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Anything much happening around here this week?

I've just completed a cultural tour of Thailand and will be returning to The Manor tomorrow. 

I expect I will receive a warm welcome from the good citizens of Romsey. 

 
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3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I've just completed a cultural tour of Thailand and will be returning to The Manor tomorrow. 

I expect I will receive a warm welcome from the good citizens of Romsey. 

I am sure you will have been missed.

16 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I've just completed a cultural tour of Thailand and will be returning to The Manor tomorrow. 

I expect I will receive a warm welcome from the good citizens of Romsey. 

<Non-PC warning...>

Accompanied by any *cough* 'staff' augmentation? 😉

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22 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A&#x27;Blew said:

<Non-PC warning...>

Accompanied by any *cough* 'staff' augmentation? 😉

Very perceptive Tim!

My in depth cultural studies have provided me with a number of ideas ( albeit some rather abstract ) that I will expect my domestic aides  to implement with vigour and enthusiasm.

4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Very perceptive Tim!

My in depth cultural studies have provided me with a number of ideas ( albeit some rather abstract ) that I will expect my domestic aides  to implement with vigour and enthusiasm.

So, ideas rather than actual staff (my initial suspicion)?

Your domestics are indeed lucky to have a seigneur with such care for their job security and intellectual advancement.

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I am sure Bitter’s domestics are absolutely thrilled to work under him.

 

2 hours ago, Master Deebater said:

Is BBO a lawyer or does he need one?

I think he is a lawyer, but needs a better one.

4 hours ago, Master Deebater said:

Is BBO a lawyer or does he need one?

I think he is an importer/exporter of fine wines and other undisclosed substances/items that may or may not have been declared at the border.

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18 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

I think he is an importer/exporter of fine wines and other undisclosed substances/items that may or may not have been declared at the border.

His favourite wines have a spigot on the cask.

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

His favourite wines have a spigot on the cask.

My old mum drank "fruity Lexia" obtained from a cask, but the cardboard was not very strong, and the spigot drooped,  as it got older.

Such is Life.


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11 hours ago, 640MD said:

My old mum drank "fruity Lexia" obtained from a cask, but the cardboard was not very strong, and the spigot drooped,  as it got older.

Such is Life.

I think Uncle Bitter is familiar with that.

On 18/11/2024 at 18:02, Redleg said:

His favourite wines have a spigot on the cask.

He doesn't always drink banana based products?

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17 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

He doesn't always drink banana based products?

Unless it was a free banana daiquiri, no he drinks 🥤 other drinks.

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Just voted in the MFC Election.

I was shocked Uncle Bitter wasn’t a candidate.

I could just imagine the meetings at the manor.

On 21/11/2024 at 04:32, Redleg said:

Unless it was a free banana daiquiri, no he drinks 🥤 other drinks.

Should that be other people's drinks.    As in a mate who only smoked other people's cigarettes,  never bought any himself,


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4 hours ago, 640MD said:

Should that be other people's drinks.    As in a mate who only smoked other people's cigarettes,  never bought any himself,

Well we don’t want to accuse Uncle of being a tight ar-e, but I think the maid has noticed some of her fags missing from time to time.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Well we don’t want to accuse Uncle of being a tight ar-e, but I think the maid has noticed some of her fags missing from time to time.

Please refrain from such slurs Red.

Have none of you been reading the news lately?! There's great culture out there that you're all missing!...

 

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2 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A&#x27;Blew said:

Have none of you been reading the news lately?! There's great culture out there that you're all missing!...

 

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I knew I should have gone into banana art.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I knew I should have gone into banana art.

🎵 Banananart, banananart, banananart, nart, nart-nart! 🎵

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WgSdB6IQJI

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