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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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16 hours ago, Redleg said:

I have often said this is the most informative thread on DL and this post is just more proof of that.

Cream always rises to the top Mr Leg.

 
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I feel more relaxed about the coming week now that it is an all interstate GF.

 
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3 hours ago, layzie said:

Quiet Melb streets on GF week is good by me.

No they should be their usual busy self, as few will be interested in staying inside to watch the game on TV.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

No they should be their usual busy self, as few will be interested in staying inside to watch the game on TV.

I will be on the gold coast barracking for Fitzroy lions as I was last year. Sadly I think they will be runners up again.


3 minutes ago, old dee said:

I will be on the gold coast barracking for Fitzroy lions as I was last year. Sadly I think they will be runners up again.

i'm not too fussed over who wins

  • lions have gone close recently and were stiff last year
  • swans have been the best all season 
  • both play a watchable style of footy
3 hours ago, Redleg said:

No they should be their usual busy self, as few will be interested in staying inside to watch the game on TV.

Very true. At least it beats the Collingwood scarves on the streets like last year.

 
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Lovely day, might go for a walk.

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Already been out to Caulfield Park with the woofers. Beautiful day for it. Much pointless running enjoyed. Probably should have taken them to the racecourse instead!


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1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Already been out to Caulfield Park with the woofers. Beautiful day for it. Much pointless running enjoyed. Probably should have taken them to the racecourse instead!

Could have turned out first sod.

6 hours ago, Redleg said:

Could have turned out first sod.

I am sure they would be very happy to make an enormous mess all over the place!

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Now the important time starts for 17 teams, trading and drafting.


On 26/09/2024 at 18:39, Redleg said:

So Katy Perry loves bananas.

Sort of?

For those who didn't know (like me):

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p.s. My 3- to 7-y-o grandchildren went that fruit over her - the morning anticipation was like Christmas eve. Whattha?

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As Marilyn Monroe sang in the movie Gentlemen Prefer Blondes:

"A kiss on the lips might be quite continental,

But bananas are a girl's best friend."

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26 minutes ago, Redleg said:

As Marilyn Monroe sang in the movie Gentlemen Prefer Blondes:

"A kiss on the lips might be quite continental,

But bananas are a girl's best friend."

Good heavens !!!!

This thread is becoming quite vulgar !

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31 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Good heavens !!!!

This thread is becoming quite vulgar !

Becoming?

🤔I'm thinking "Silvers" has come to town !! 🤡🎪🤣


2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

🤔I'm thinking "Silvers" has come to town !! 🤡🎪🤣

This one?

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  • 3 weeks later...

Nearly three weeks without content? Scandalous!

Well, I'm here to rectify that, by observing that (as readers may have noticed) I've gone rather 'bananas', posting-wise, after today's pleasant and character-filled win by the girls.

Where better than here to post that?

9 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Nearly three weeks without content? Scandalous!

Well, I'm here to rectify that, by observing that (as readers may have noticed) I've gone rather 'bananas', posting-wise, after today's pleasant and character-filled win by the girls.

Where better than here to post that?

Good to see you are enjoying the girls Tim. 

 
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No one leaving the club this week.

11 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Nearly three weeks without content? Scandalous!

Well, I'm here to rectify that, by observing that (as readers may have noticed) I've gone rather 'bananas', posting-wise, after today's pleasant and character-filled win by the girls.

Where better than here to post that?

I presume that's Alyssa Bananas?


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