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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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37 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Would Eagles hanging on and beating Swans be the biggest upset of the year, including the rest of the season?

Not sure (or care) about "biggest upset" Red, but it would certainly [censored] up my multi !

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Not sure (or care) about "biggest upset" Red, but it would certainly [censored] up my multi !

    Wouldn’t want to do that.

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    Can you only get a game with the Cats if you wear a headband?

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    16 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Can you only get a game with the Cats if you wear a headband?

    Headband and own a hobby farm

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    5 hours ago, redandbluemakepurple said:

    There is something about the feel of wool on the flesh!

    There is even more to be said about the feel of leather on flesh.

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    On 30/03/2024 at 19:04, Monbon said:

    but older men - alte kakkers like me - pray every day to maybe be able to pass 'water' straight into its bowl instead of its perimeter just once, for old times' sake... 

    I can relate, but at least with titanium and ceramic I can walk around and stand as tall as I can. Other things. I wish I had a cowboy hat instead of cowboy boots !

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    A warning to all of you wonderful people and good friends.

    A disgustingly named thread has been started on DL.

    It names the unnamed villain of this thread.

    Please for your own mental health and well being don’t visit it.

    I am shocked the mods have allowed this offensive thread to be started and continued.

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    A warning to all of you wonderful people and good friends.

    A disgustingly named thread has been started on DL.

    It names the unnamed villain of this thread.

    Please for your own mental health and well being don’t visit it.

    I am shocked the mods have allowed this offensive thread to be started and continued.

    I think it is particularly scurrilous that they have bypassed the auto-censors by changing one letter to a symbol.

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    No Mr Old since March 12th.  Hope all's well sir

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    21 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Lovely thursday evening we spent.

    Nothing that a dose of 'Ports of Paradise' couldn't shake off!

    Bless ye olde Palmtree Paddy

    Edited by Demon Dynasty

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    37 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Nothing that a dose of 'Ports of Paradise' couldn't shake off!

    Bless ye olde Palmtree Paddy

    Can’t I just use Malibu and Diet Coke or Khalua on the rocks?

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    33 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Can’t I just use Malibu and Diet Coke or Khalua on the rocks?

    That would be very appropriate Mr Leg and a great accompaniment when listening to Ports of Paradise.

    The spiel off their website for this segment as follows...

    Ports of Paradise

    Palmtree Paddy

    A midcentury melting pot of sophisticated sounds from the golden age of exotica ... including jungle jazz, tribal percussion, Latin rhythms, early Calypso, cocktail lounge, stereophonic showpieces, space-age symphonies, and tropical island swing.

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    • 2 weeks later...

    You know your getting old when you start thinking and believing that compulsory military service for all wayward teenagers is the balm for all our ills. Bring it on.

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    Hopefully a good win tonight, as we need to string a few wins together again.

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    1 hour ago, leave it to deever said:

    You know your getting old when you start thinking and believing that compulsory military service for all wayward teenagers is the balm for all our ills. Bring it on.

    Demonland finally sees the day when someone shares a fetish creepier than even Uncle Bitter's contributions.

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    1 minute ago, Little Goffy said:

    Demonland finally sees the day when someone shares a fetish creepier than even Uncle Bitter's contributions.

    I have to admit that was a damn good take out.  Doh.

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    49 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    Demonland finally sees the day when someone shares a fetish creepier than even Uncle Bitter's contributions.

    I would prefer that you  describe my fetishes as artful Goffy .

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    23 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I would prefer that you  describe my fetishes as artful Goffy .

    We know very well what you prefer Uncle.

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    2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    I have to admit that was a damn good take out.  Doh.

    I wonder if the D'oh is a subconscious reference to the Simpsons episode where Bart gets sent to military school? 

    One of the last of the classic Simpson's era.

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    We know very well what you prefer Uncle.

    Well thank you Red.

    It is very pleasing to learn that my avid readership is learning from and, hopefully emulating, my example of good taste.

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    On 07/04/2024 at 05:10, Bitter but optimistic said:

    There is even more to be said about the feel of leather on flesh.

    Moonshadow would agree.

    He’s been whipped since his wedding day.

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