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No Mr Old since March 12th.  Hope all's well sir

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    21 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Lovely thursday evening we spent.

    Nothing that a dose of 'Ports of Paradise' couldn't shake off!

    Bless ye olde Palmtree Paddy

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    37 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Nothing that a dose of 'Ports of Paradise' couldn't shake off!

    Bless ye olde Palmtree Paddy

    Can’t I just use Malibu and Diet Coke or Khalua on the rocks?

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    33 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Can’t I just use Malibu and Diet Coke or Khalua on the rocks?

    That would be very appropriate Mr Leg and a great accompaniment when listening to Ports of Paradise.

    The spiel off their website for this segment as follows...

    Ports of Paradise

    Palmtree Paddy

    A midcentury melting pot of sophisticated sounds from the golden age of exotica ... including jungle jazz, tribal percussion, Latin rhythms, early Calypso, cocktail lounge, stereophonic showpieces, space-age symphonies, and tropical island swing.

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    You know your getting old when you start thinking and believing that compulsory military service for all wayward teenagers is the balm for all our ills. Bring it on.

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    Hopefully a good win tonight, as we need to string a few wins together again.

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    1 hour ago, leave it to deever said:

    You know your getting old when you start thinking and believing that compulsory military service for all wayward teenagers is the balm for all our ills. Bring it on.

    Demonland finally sees the day when someone shares a fetish creepier than even Uncle Bitter's contributions.

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    1 minute ago, Little Goffy said:

    Demonland finally sees the day when someone shares a fetish creepier than even Uncle Bitter's contributions.

    I have to admit that was a damn good take out.  Doh.

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    49 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    Demonland finally sees the day when someone shares a fetish creepier than even Uncle Bitter's contributions.

    I would prefer that you  describe my fetishes as artful Goffy .

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    23 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I would prefer that you  describe my fetishes as artful Goffy .

    We know very well what you prefer Uncle.

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    2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    I have to admit that was a damn good take out.  Doh.

    I wonder if the D'oh is a subconscious reference to the Simpsons episode where Bart gets sent to military school? 

    One of the last of the classic Simpson's era.

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    We know very well what you prefer Uncle.

    Well thank you Red.

    It is very pleasing to learn that my avid readership is learning from and, hopefully emulating, my example of good taste.

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    On 07/04/2024 at 05:10, Bitter but optimistic said:

    There is even more to be said about the feel of leather on flesh.

    Moonshadow would agree.

    He’s been whipped since his wedding day.

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    5 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    I have to admit that was a damn good take out.  Doh.

    Bam!

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well thank you Red.

    It is very pleasing to learn that my avid readership is learning from and, hopefully emulating, my example of good taste.

    You are welcome.

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    Moonshadow would agree.

    He’s been whipped since his wedding day.

    By many women, Biffen... by many women

    😏

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    3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    By many women, Biffen... by many women

    😏

    In the words of Newman from Seinfeld, “ oh the humanity “.

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    6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    In the words of Newman from Seinfeld, “ oh the humanity “.

     

    thats-true-kramer.gif

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    Watched a very strange 5 minutes of the Cats v Blues game last night.  On my way to a movie night at a friend's house, I decided to pop into the local sports bar near the bus stop to catch the start of the fourth quarter and get some takeaway hot chips.  This being Sydney, I'm used to local pubs and the like looking seedy and unloved, and normally boarded up to hide pokies. 

    Well, colour me surprised!!! It was more like Uncle Bitters' mansion, as the kindly waitresses were all dressed to look the part of "adult dancers".  I'm sure my plastered on smile and extreme focus on the TV showing the AFL while I waited for my chips gave the staff plenty to laugh about after work!

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    On 25/04/2024 at 03:11, layzie said:

    Never seen anything like this before in a very long time.

    Well stay tuned.

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    The soft frees given to some players like Curnow, Rowell today and others annoys me, when Clarry and Tracc are held all game without any umpire reward.

    There is clear home team umpire reward for some clubs, with Adelaide the leading example, yet it doesn’t seem to apply at the G for us.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    The soft frees given to some players like Curnow, Rowell today and others annoys me, when Clarry and Tracc are held all game without any umpire reward.

    There is clear home team umpire reward for some clubs, with Adelaide the leading example, yet it doesn’t seem to apply at the G for us.

    clava non grata, red?

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