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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Just trying to lighten a mood around here. Apparently Watermelons prices are thru the roof, a un named player with red hair is a point of discussion, reminiscing the banana conversations on this thread years back, bringing it back to Watermelons, then thought about your name. 
 

It seems I got lost in translation 
 

 
3 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Ghost are playing at John Cain Arena tonight. I was driving down Olympic Boulevard and all of sudden it looked like Halloween, but with mostly middle aged men in too much make up.

It’s been a weird week.

Well it’s not Mardi Gras or Pride week. It is very weird. Maybe there is more to this week than realised. 
 

Gotta love Melbourne 

12 hours ago, The heart beats true said:

Ghost are playing at John Cain Arena tonight. I was driving down Olympic Boulevard and all of sudden it looked like Halloween, but with mostly middle aged men in too much make up.

It’s been a weird week.

Did you see our very own @Bitter but optimistic image.png.7e06966cdcff4aab5f61957933dc545f.png

Perhaps you didn't recognise him if he was still wearing his 'KISS After Party' make up!!

image.png.57f55f32ff31cc85ace50c1b51a5b866.png

 

And, KISS would have fitted in well looking 'ghostly' white!!

 

Edited by Lucifers Hero

 
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With all the craziness on DL with Oliver and trades etc, this has become the most normal and sane thread on DL.

Finally the world will see the good emanating from this wonderful thread.

9 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Did you see our very own @Bitter but optimistic image.png.7e06966cdcff4aab5f61957933dc545f.png

Perhaps you didn't recognise him if he was still wearing his 'KISS After Party' make up image.png.2c3b6c283259ebb233629b6d90987d4b.png

Someone in another thread was saying how when they read the post of a particular poster they associated that poster with a particular voice. 
When I read a @Bitter but optimistic post I immediately hear the voice of the eunuch from Game of Thrones.


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Gee, it's going to be so quiet around here next week.

 

Party at yours ??  Im making the Daiquiris ( banana of course 😉

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2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Party at yours ??  Im making the Daiquiris ( banana of course 😉

I have never seen banana GIn or Vodka.

I think those companies are racist.

 

22 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Do they still make the banana paddle pop?

So it's back to this.

Gee I really miss footy.

What about Orange frosties?

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7 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

So it's back to this.

Gee I really miss footy.

What about Orange frosties?

Prefer the watermelon ones.

Talking about garbage won't upset you, like watching your team lose games it should win easily and throwing away chances at another flag.

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Prefer the watermelon ones.

Talking about garbage won't upset you, like watching your team lose games it should win easily and throwing away chances at another flag.

Sunnyboys and Razzes  ( not sure if that's spelt right)...the frozen pyramids that after you sucked all the flavor out of you could chuck the remaining pointy ice brick at the St Michaels kids on the city bound side of Windsor station. Easy pickings. 

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4 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Sunnyboys and Razzes  ( not sure if that's spelt right)...the frozen pyramids that after you sucked all the flavor out of you could chuck the remaining pointy ice brick at the St Michaels kids on the city bound side of Windsor station. Easy pickings. 

i preferred the cola version, the glug.

Razz's  i would suppose.

Liked Glugs too


1 minute ago, Redleg said:

i preferred the cola version, the glug.

Great minds....Red..great minds lol

1 minute ago, beelzebub said:

Razz's  i would suppose.

Liked Glugs too

Remember the if you had yellow writing on the inside of packaging, you got a free one.

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

i preferred the cola version, the glug.

Guess the caffeine improved one's aim.

52 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Do they still make the banana paddle pop?

https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/106304/paddle-pop-streets-ice-cream-banana

Will have to get some of these. Tx.

They make them sound healthy. Not.

Not sure if these contain any fruit.

I think they used to be 20 cents each.  

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2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Remember the if you had yellow writing on the inside of packaging, you got a free one.

Yep like winning tattslotto.


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2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/106304/paddle-pop-streets-ice-cream-banana

Will have to get some of these. Tx.

They make them sound healthy. Not.

Not sure if these contain any fruit.

I think they used to be 20 cents each.  

So they still make them.

That's pretty cheap. 

$1 each for synthetic ice creams. The chocolate ones now taste like dirt. The banana ones might as well be made out of cardboard, given their taste.

Even Cadbury's dairy milk chocolate tastes like plastic.

 

8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

So they still make them.

That's pretty cheap. 

$1 each for synthetic ice creams. The chocolate ones now taste like dirt. The banana ones might as well be made out of cardboard, given their taste.

Even Cadbury's dairy milk chocolate tastes like plastic.

 

More of a Cornetto connoisseur.

Partial to odd Gaytime.

But that's really none of your business.

 

 
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7 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

More of a Cornetto connoisseur.

Partial to odd Gaytime.

But that's really none of your business.

 

Not sure I asked about your Gaytime passion, think you just volunteered it.

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Not sure I asked about your Gaytime passion, think you just volunteered it.

As a kid that was probably the most expensive ice cream ever purchased. Probably returned three or four empty coke bottles as a down payment.  I won't mention Mr whippy or uncle Bitters will probably chime in.


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