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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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47 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

It's a long 54 hours from here.

And quite wet by the look of it.

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    31 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    And quite wet by the look of it.

    Does that mean it's time to start drinking?

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    3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

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    I was ruminating over a ban, but in considering how much of your life you must have wasted doing all those emojiis, I have put you on a good behaviour bond.

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    7 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I was ruminating over a ban, but in considering how much of your life you must have wasted doing all those emojiis, I have put you on a good behaviour bond.

    No relation to James Bond, I hope 😆🤪

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    Strangely quiet on DL.

    Everyone on the weather app.

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    2 hours ago, layzie said:

    A little too quiet, might take a ban. 

    A ban would make it even quieter.

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    14 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Strangely quiet on DL.

    Everyone on the weather app.

    Clearly the calm before the storm ...

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    Ever the pessimist, I have no confidence about a win tonight.

    I can’t wait for the umpires to pull out a performance of the ages.

    I just see everything going wrong for us.

    Wish I had a different mentality and love to be shown wrong.

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Ever the pessimist, I have no confidence about a win tonight.

    I can’t wait for the umpires to pull out a performance of the ages.

    I just see everything going wrong for us.

    Wish I had a different mentality and love to be shown wrong.

    Real name revealed at last!

    Frank.

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    On 9/5/2023 at 8:59 AM, Redleg said:

    Oh the salty curmudgeon has reappeared.

    Ok I held a Tribunal hearing and in typical AFL fashion, went against the evidence and made up a decision.

    I have banned my self for 7 minutes.

    I will not appeal, as Carlton lawyers are unavailable.

    Just the other day I had the option of salty curmudgeon but went with the pastrami sandwich instead.

     

    On 9/5/2023 at 8:55 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Red, do this thread a favour and ban those [censored] emoji illiteracies !!!

    Oh ..... also ban yourself for using one.

    But that would just make them illicit illiteracies. An illicit illiterate is basically our opponents tonight.

    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Ever the pessimist, I have no confidence about a win tonight.

    I can’t wait for the umpires to pull out a performance of the ages.

    I just see everything going wrong for us.

    Wish I had a different mentality and love to be shown wrong.

    I'm alarmingly relaxed about this game. Positively oxymoronic in mood.

    Whatever happens, I suspect we'll see them again in a few weeks, if you take my meaning.

     

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    Can't recall a quieter week on DL.

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    4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Can't recall a quieter week on DL.

    Wait til next week.....

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    So, nice weather we are having, isn't it?

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    23 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    So, nice weather we are having, isn't it?

    Yes and I am not enjoying it.

    We really have thrown away a great chance at another flag, with a problem we have had for weeks and weeks, poor goal kicking accuracy. Additionally, a failure to go defensive in the last 2-3 minutes and flood the backline, is a blight on our coaching and leadership.

    We were in a PF with 1 minute to go, what a complete lack of understanding of the situation, we showed.

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    Reduced to thinking about trades and Draft picks now.

     

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    6 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Reduced to thinking about trades and Draft picks now.

     

    Must be Banana Daiquiri time.....🍹

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    2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Must be Banana Daiquiri time.....🍹

    Will need plenty.

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    10 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Will need plenty.

    Start with a banana smoothie then ...

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    On 9/16/2023 at 12:19 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

    So, nice weather we are having, isn't it?

    You're not in Sydney, yeah?

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    FMD !!! As soon as I sort out some staffing issues at The Manor I shall give my full attention to this thread.

    I am considering mounting a coup against Redleg who is failing to provide any direction or leadership.

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    44 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    FMD !!! As soon as I sort out some staffing issues at The Manor I shall give my full attention to this thread.

    I am considering mounting a coup against Redleg who is failing to provide any direction or leadership.

    I am too busy self flagellating after our finals exit.

    I am happy though to join your coup.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    I am too busy self flagellating after our finals exit.

    I am happy though to join your coup.

    This latest straight exit's having some massive side effects on some

    My 12 yo cheapo Chivas is sure getting a good work over

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