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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

...and so the comestible conversation turns (briefly?) from libations to lactoids.

Ready. Set. GO!

I can bring it back.

I donโ€™t mind the odd Pina Colada, when Iโ€™m caught in the rain.

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2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I can bring it back.

I donโ€™t mind the odd Pina Colada, when Iโ€™m caught in the rain.

Do you also enjoy a midnight naughty in the dunes by the cape Red ?

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Do you also enjoy a midnight naughty in the dunes by the cape Red ?

...with Maria Muldaur?

Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew
(Oops, wrong songbird!)

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7 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

...with Maria Muldaur?

Certainly an appropriate choice Tim ...... but far be it for me to give Red such advice!

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10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Do you also enjoy a midnight naughty in the dunes by the cape Red ?

The young Redleg used to.


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9 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

...with Maria Muldaur?

No, she was great at the Oasis around midnight.

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2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Certainly an appropriate choice Tim ...... but far be it from me to give Red such advice!

I ย used to get a lot of advice in Funky Town.

7 hours ago, Redleg said:

Hopefully we can discuss that when we win on that One Day In September.

We'll want to remember...

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2 hours ago, Redleg said:

No, she was great at the Oasis around midnight.

'No'? Sounds like a 'yes' to me. For what is an oasis but a haven in the dunes?

On 6/21/2023 at 4:18 PM, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

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To clarify, for the sanctity of the thread (its sanityย is beyond redemption, and said sanctityย is teetering...) the Malibu n Milk is a holiday drink, with its summery mate, a G&T: I do take the occasional (well earned) holiday, from reds - generally shiraz but open to the varietal spectrum depending on what sort of head I need to wear next morning - and single malts. I don't mind the peated, either, though not to everyone's taste. Thoughts?

So, it not being a (rare) holiday, and it being very Scottish weatherwise, DOD (Dear Ol' Dan's) hasย  product on member special atm:

Glen Moray Distillery
https://maps.app.goo.gl/fudgnK7GH2yLxSpn8

Not high end, but how could you not enjoy something from a place like this? (I hope pics come with link...๐Ÿ˜ฌ)


34 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Outstanding post.

Keep it up Stiffy!

Stiffy Johncock!

5 hours ago, layzie said:

Stiffy Johncock!

This may either offend a DLer behind a display name or fail to get past the censor, but my OM (of recent whisky and milk notoriety) had a work colleague named Sandercock.

Aka Grittyd**k

Didn't I used to laaaarf?

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36 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

This may either offend a DLer behind a display name or fail to get past the censor, but my OM (of recent whisky and milk notoriety) had a work colleague named Sandercock.

Aka Grittyd**k

Didn't I used to laaaarf?

I once worked with a guy whose surname was Growcock and another with the surname Grewcock. (True story.) We used to call them โ€˜Pastโ€™ and โ€˜Presentโ€™ (as in, tense). ๐Ÿ˜


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Well, the weekend finished like thursday night was for me.

Went back to the restaurant where I had the Bundaberg Sarsparilla, ordered one and to my dismay, they had sold out.

Diet Coke is just not the same.

The way I am going, I could go to a chinese restaurant and find out they are out of banana fritters.

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Well, the weekend finished like thursday night was for me.

Went back to the restaurant where I had the Bundaberg Sarsparilla, ordered one and to my dismay, they had sold out.

Diet Coke is just not the same.

The way I am going, I could go to a chinese restaurant and find out they are out of banana fritters.

So sad......empathyย 

12 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I once worked with a guy whose surname was Growcock and another with the surname Grewcock. (True story.) We used to call them โ€˜Pastโ€™ and โ€˜Presentโ€™ (as in, tense). ๐Ÿ˜

and then there was a neighbour's mother named fanny alcock ... true dinks

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

and then there was a neighbour's mother named fanny alcock ... true dinks

and let's not forget the famous dr. feelgood, sally cockburn

Edited by daisycutter


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There was a Solicitor I knew called Richard Pulling.

7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I hope he sued his parents.

Must have had a hard life.....

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

There was a Solicitor I knew called Richard Pulling.

i guess he preferred the nickname rick, then


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