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34 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Outstanding post.

Keep it up Stiffy!

Stiffy Johncock!

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    5 hours ago, layzie said:

    Stiffy Johncock!

    This may either offend a DLer behind a display name or fail to get past the censor, but my OM (of recent whisky and milk notoriety) had a work colleague named Sandercock.

    Aka Grittyd**k

    Didn't I used to laaaarf?

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    36 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    This may either offend a DLer behind a display name or fail to get past the censor, but my OM (of recent whisky and milk notoriety) had a work colleague named Sandercock.

    Aka Grittyd**k

    Didn't I used to laaaarf?

    I once worked with a guy whose surname was Growcock and another with the surname Grewcock. (True story.) We used to call them ‘Past’ and ‘Present’ (as in, tense). 😁

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    Well, the weekend finished like thursday night was for me.

    Went back to the restaurant where I had the Bundaberg Sarsparilla, ordered one and to my dismay, they had sold out.

    Diet Coke is just not the same.

    The way I am going, I could go to a chinese restaurant and find out they are out of banana fritters.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Well, the weekend finished like thursday night was for me.

    Went back to the restaurant where I had the Bundaberg Sarsparilla, ordered one and to my dismay, they had sold out.

    Diet Coke is just not the same.

    The way I am going, I could go to a chinese restaurant and find out they are out of banana fritters.

    So sad......empathy 

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    12 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I once worked with a guy whose surname was Growcock and another with the surname Grewcock. (True story.) We used to call them ‘Past’ and ‘Present’ (as in, tense). 😁

    and then there was a neighbour's mother named fanny alcock ... true dinks

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    and then there was a neighbour's mother named fanny alcock ... true dinks

    and let's not forget the famous dr. feelgood, sally cockburn

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    7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I hope he sued his parents.

    Must have had a hard life.....

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    There was a Solicitor I knew called Richard Pulling.

    i guess he preferred the nickname rick, then

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    12 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    i guess he preferred the nickname rick, then

    He actually preferred the usual nickname.

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    On 6/26/2023 at 7:15 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I hope he sued his parents.

    He was too busy.

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    Eric Idle had a cure for life's gristle and other calamities.

    This thread is one of mine!

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    24 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Eric Idle had a cure for life's gristle and other calamities.

    This thread is one of mine!

    Now you know one of the reasons I started it, when I was but a mere lad, standing on Uncle Bitter's empty wine casks, to make myself look taller.

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    On 6/25/2023 at 11:46 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I once worked with a guy whose surname was Growcock and another with the surname Grewcock. (True story.) We used to call them ‘Past’ and ‘Present’ (as in, tense). 😁

    This threads getting worse.

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    3 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Eric Idle had a cure for life's gristle and other calamities.

    This thread is one of mine!

    We were banned from going to that movie. Of course we all then went to see it 

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    2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    Is Travis Head part Lebanese. That's an awesome cookie crumb catcher.

    nah, just a 60's porn star fan

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    2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    Is Travis Head part Lebanese. That's an awesome cookie crumb catcher.

     

    6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    nah, just a 60's porn star fan

    Ahhhh! No mo info needed!

     

    (p.s. I've only heard tell of the porn connection...)

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