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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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54 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

The drink suggestions aren't improving - in fact they're getting worse.

Whiskey and milk ! FMD !!!!

Yep blasphemy at the highest levels BBO.

Although i guess Bailey's is a sort of variation on that and very popular.  It's at best a night cap drink though imv.

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    4 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    My OM's was whiskey and milk.

    Thankfully the blended variety...

    I have never had a glass of whisky, nor more than a sip of brandy in my life.

    I had a sheltered upbringing.

    However, beer, vodka, rum and gin have passed my lips on many occasions.

    I also like the sweeter drinks as I mentioned above, like Kahlua, Baileys, Midori, Malibu, Moscato and several others.

    Wine, nah. Champagne has also never agreed with me.

    Lately I am drinking a bit of sustagen, as I bought a carton on special.

    So there you have it, the liquid adventures of young Redleg.

     

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    Looks like we are all having a great time on Demonland today.

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    53 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Miserable [censored] result last night.

    Miserable [censored] weather today.

    You will enjoy your trip to the Red centre Bbo.

    Goid time to go.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Looks like we are all having a great time on Demonland today.

    at times like this i stick with the maxim of [f-expletive] football; it's a [s-expletive] sport and i hate it

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    1 hour ago, whatwhat say what said:

    at times like this i stick with the maxim of [f-expletive] football; it's a [s-expletive] sport and i hate it

    I hear you brother.

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    9 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

    at times like this i stick with the maxim of [f-expletive] football; it's a [s-expletive] sport and i hate it

    Mike Brady got it right: "You either love or hate it, depending on the score ..."

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    13 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Mike Brady got it right: "You either love or hate it, depending on the score ..."

    Hopefully we can discuss that when we win on that One Day In September.

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    37 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Hopefully we can discuss that when we win on that One Day In September.

    There isn't any doubting.

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    Whisky and milk sounds like a good old fashioned hangover cure... which I may be in need of right now

    Had one too many g and ts last night in an effort to kick-start the weekend after our lacklustre Thursday 

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    4 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    Whisky and milk sounds like a good old fashioned hangover cure... which I may be in need of right now

    Had one too many g and ts last night in an effort to kick-start the weekend after our lacklustre Thursday 

    A least you'll be unlikely to catch  Malaria Delightful.

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    5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    A least you'll be unlikely to catch  Malaria Delightful.

    True, since I don't want to move from bed!  Although I have dragged my carcass across Sydney and back due to a foolish promise to attend a farmers' market with a friend

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    1 hour ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    True, since I don't want to move from bed!  Although I have dragged my carcass across Sydney and back due to a foolish promise to attend a farmers' market with a friend

    Could you pick me up some goat's cheese while you are there.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Could you pick me up some goat's cheese while you are there.

    ...and so the comestible conversation turns (briefly?) from libations to lactoids.

    Ready. Set. GO!

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    1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    ...and so the comestible conversation turns (briefly?) from libations to lactoids.

    Ready. Set. GO!

    I can bring it back.

    I don’t mind the odd Pina Colada, when I’m caught in the rain.

    Edited by Redleg

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I can bring it back.

    I don’t mind the odd Pina Colada, when I’m caught in the rain.

    Do you also enjoy a midnight naughty in the dunes by the cape Red ?

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Do you also enjoy a midnight naughty in the dunes by the cape Red ?

    ...with Maria Muldaur?

    Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew
    (Oops, wrong songbird!)

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    10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Do you also enjoy a midnight naughty in the dunes by the cape Red ?

    The young Redleg used to.

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    9 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    ...with Maria Muldaur?

    No, she was great at the Oasis around midnight.

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Certainly an appropriate choice Tim ...... but far be it from me to give Red such advice!

    I  used to get a lot of advice in Funky Town.

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    7 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Hopefully we can discuss that when we win on that One Day In September.

    We'll want to remember...

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    No, she was great at the Oasis around midnight.

    'No'? Sounds like a 'yes' to me. For what is an oasis but a haven in the dunes?

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    On 6/21/2023 at 4:18 PM, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

     

    To clarify, for the sanctity of the thread (its sanity is beyond redemption, and said sanctity is teetering...) the Malibu n Milk is a holiday drink, with its summery mate, a G&T: I do take the occasional (well earned) holiday, from reds - generally shiraz but open to the varietal spectrum depending on what sort of head I need to wear next morning - and single malts. I don't mind the peated, either, though not to everyone's taste. Thoughts?

    So, it not being a (rare) holiday, and it being very Scottish weatherwise, DOD (Dear Ol' Dan's) has  product on member special atm:

    Glen Moray Distillery
    https://maps.app.goo.gl/fudgnK7GH2yLxSpn8

    Not high end, but how could you not enjoy something from a place like this? (I hope pics come with link...😬)

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