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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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54 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

The drink suggestions aren't improving - in fact they're getting worse.

Whiskey and milk ! FMD !!!!

Yep blasphemy at the highest levels BBO.

Although i guess Bailey's is a sort of variation on that and very popular.  It's at best a night cap drink though imv.

 
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4 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

My OM's was whiskey and milk.

Thankfully the blended variety...

I have never had a glass of whisky, nor more than a sip of brandy in my life.

I had a sheltered upbringing.

However, beer, vodka, rum and gin have passed my lips on many occasions.

I also like the sweeter drinks as I mentioned above, like Kahlua, Baileys, Midori, Malibu, Moscato and several others.

Wine, nah. Champagne has also never agreed with me.

Lately I am drinking a bit of sustagen, as I bought a carton on special.

So there you have it, the liquid adventures of young Redleg.

 

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Looks like we are all having a great time on Demonland today.

 
3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Looks like we are all having a great time on Demonland today.

Miserable [censored] result last night.

Miserable [censored] weather today.

53 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Miserable [censored] result last night.

Miserable [censored] weather today.

You will enjoy your trip to the Red centre Bbo.

Goid time to go.


1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Looks like we are all having a great time on Demonland today.

at times like this i stick with the maxim of [f-expletive] football; it's a [s-expletive] sport and i hate it

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1 hour ago, whatwhat say what said:

at times like this i stick with the maxim of [f-expletive] football; it's a [s-expletive] sport and i hate it

I hear you brother.

9 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

at times like this i stick with the maxim of [f-expletive] football; it's a [s-expletive] sport and i hate it

Mike Brady got it right: "You either love or hate it, depending on the score ..."

 
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13 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Mike Brady got it right: "You either love or hate it, depending on the score ..."

Hopefully we can discuss that when we win on that One Day In September.

37 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Hopefully we can discuss that when we win on that One Day In September.

There isn't any doubting.


Whisky and milk sounds like a good old fashioned hangover cure... which I may be in need of right now

Had one too many g and ts last night in an effort to kick-start the weekend after our lacklustre Thursday 

4 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Whisky and milk sounds like a good old fashioned hangover cure... which I may be in need of right now

Had one too many g and ts last night in an effort to kick-start the weekend after our lacklustre Thursday 

A least you'll be unlikely to catch  Malaria Delightful.

5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

A least you'll be unlikely to catch  Malaria Delightful.

True, since I don't want to move from bed!  Although I have dragged my carcass across Sydney and back due to a foolish promise to attend a farmers' market with a friend

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1 hour ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

True, since I don't want to move from bed!  Although I have dragged my carcass across Sydney and back due to a foolish promise to attend a farmers' market with a friend

Could you pick me up some goat's cheese while you are there.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Could you pick me up some goat's cheese while you are there.

...and so the comestible conversation turns (briefly?) from libations to lactoids.

Ready. Set. GO!


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1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

...and so the comestible conversation turns (briefly?) from libations to lactoids.

Ready. Set. GO!

I can bring it back.

I don’t mind the odd Pina Colada, when I’m caught in the rain.

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2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I can bring it back.

I don’t mind the odd Pina Colada, when I’m caught in the rain.

Do you also enjoy a midnight naughty in the dunes by the cape Red ?

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Do you also enjoy a midnight naughty in the dunes by the cape Red ?

...with Maria Muldaur?

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(Oops, wrong songbird!)

7 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

...with Maria Muldaur?

Certainly an appropriate choice Tim ...... but far be it for me to give Red such advice!

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10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Do you also enjoy a midnight naughty in the dunes by the cape Red ?

The young Redleg used to.


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9 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

...with Maria Muldaur?

No, she was great at the Oasis around midnight.

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2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Certainly an appropriate choice Tim ...... but far be it from me to give Red such advice!

I  used to get a lot of advice in Funky Town.

7 hours ago, Redleg said:

Hopefully we can discuss that when we win on that One Day In September.

We'll want to remember...

 
2 hours ago, Redleg said:

No, she was great at the Oasis around midnight.

'No'? Sounds like a 'yes' to me. For what is an oasis but a haven in the dunes?

On 6/21/2023 at 4:18 PM, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

 

To clarify, for the sanctity of the thread (its sanity is beyond redemption, and said sanctity is teetering...) the Malibu n Milk is a holiday drink, with its summery mate, a G&T: I do take the occasional (well earned) holiday, from reds - generally shiraz but open to the varietal spectrum depending on what sort of head I need to wear next morning - and single malts. I don't mind the peated, either, though not to everyone's taste. Thoughts?

So, it not being a (rare) holiday, and it being very Scottish weatherwise, DOD (Dear Ol' Dan's) has  product on member special atm:

Glen Moray Distillery
https://maps.app.goo.gl/fudgnK7GH2yLxSpn8

Not high end, but how could you not enjoy something from a place like this? (I hope pics come with link...😬)


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