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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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3 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

I really shouldn't have stayed up all till 4am watching the Ashes. Fading fast.

Great effort!

 
1 hour ago, dworship said:

First of all that's all in the interpretation. Secondly I think you are very close to personal abuse of BBO and way out of line with your comment. I understand you don't like what he says but you keep taking the bait. If you had of questioned him taking photos inside the kaftan you might have got a better response. I will quote Mrs Dw here "I don't get boy humour". You obviously don't either. I use to think your to and fro responses to him were humourous and lighthearted, clearly he now knows how to push your buttons and that has now turned into something else. Put him on ignore and me to if you are unhappy with what I have to post.

 

Oh boy. I’m currently in an alternate universe. I don’t know what’s real and what isn’t. Moreover, I don’t care. I need sleep. Lots of it. Give Mrs dw my best wishes. 🥰

On 6/20/2023 at 9:26 AM, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

(Look away now, @Bitter but optimistic...)

Must be a generational thing, then, gentlemen: I'm in, too.

Do you do it with milk? Guilty pleasure!

Mine is Mount Gay  OP Always loved the name and the rum is sweet and powerful.  Shots with beer chaser on a cold afternoon

My old man loved it with milk go figure

 
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10 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

STOP POSTING GROSS THOUGHTS AND I’LL STOP YELLING AT YOU!!!

Anyways, unless up-skirting in public restrooms is considered photography then I’d hazard a guess that BBO isn’t into photography.   

Heard a joke the other night, about a parent speaking two languages to the kids, English and Yelling.

49 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Heard a joke the other night, about a parent speaking two languages to the kids, English and Yelling.

Sounds like a Greek or Italian household 🙃


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1 hour ago, layzie said:

Sounds like a Greek or Italian household 🙃

Then there could be 3 languages.

6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Then there could be 3 languages.

Yeah, but one of them would always be in yelling form. 

3 hours ago, Kent said:

Mine is Mount Gay  OP Always loved the name and the rum is sweet and powerful.  Shots with beer chaser on a cold afternoon

My old man loved it with milk go figure

My OM's was whiskey and milk.

Thankfully the blended variety...

 
20 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Does anyone else here like white spirits generally but cannot, simply cannot even get whiff of gin without genuinely feeling foul?

I think it is a phenomenon similar to how some people are massively repelled by coriander and simply cannot believe anyone would let it into their digestive system.

I can go a vodka martini but won’t go the gin version 


54 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

The drink suggestions aren't improving - in fact they're getting worse.

Whiskey and milk ! FMD !!!!

Yep blasphemy at the highest levels BBO.

Although i guess Bailey's is a sort of variation on that and very popular.  It's at best a night cap drink though imv.

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4 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

My OM's was whiskey and milk.

Thankfully the blended variety...

I have never had a glass of whisky, nor more than a sip of brandy in my life.

I had a sheltered upbringing.

However, beer, vodka, rum and gin have passed my lips on many occasions.

I also like the sweeter drinks as I mentioned above, like Kahlua, Baileys, Midori, Malibu, Moscato and several others.

Wine, nah. Champagne has also never agreed with me.

Lately I am drinking a bit of sustagen, as I bought a carton on special.

So there you have it, the liquid adventures of young Redleg.

 

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Looks like we are all having a great time on Demonland today.

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Looks like we are all having a great time on Demonland today.

Miserable [censored] result last night.

Miserable [censored] weather today.

53 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Miserable [censored] result last night.

Miserable [censored] weather today.

You will enjoy your trip to the Red centre Bbo.

Goid time to go.


1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Looks like we are all having a great time on Demonland today.

at times like this i stick with the maxim of [f-expletive] football; it's a [s-expletive] sport and i hate it

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1 hour ago, whatwhat say what said:

at times like this i stick with the maxim of [f-expletive] football; it's a [s-expletive] sport and i hate it

I hear you brother.

9 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

at times like this i stick with the maxim of [f-expletive] football; it's a [s-expletive] sport and i hate it

Mike Brady got it right: "You either love or hate it, depending on the score ..."

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13 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Mike Brady got it right: "You either love or hate it, depending on the score ..."

Hopefully we can discuss that when we win on that One Day In September.

37 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Hopefully we can discuss that when we win on that One Day In September.

There isn't any doubting.


Whisky and milk sounds like a good old fashioned hangover cure... which I may be in need of right now

Had one too many g and ts last night in an effort to kick-start the weekend after our lacklustre Thursday 

4 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Whisky and milk sounds like a good old fashioned hangover cure... which I may be in need of right now

Had one too many g and ts last night in an effort to kick-start the weekend after our lacklustre Thursday 

A least you'll be unlikely to catch  Malaria Delightful.

5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

A least you'll be unlikely to catch  Malaria Delightful.

True, since I don't want to move from bed!  Although I have dragged my carcass across Sydney and back due to a foolish promise to attend a farmers' market with a friend

 
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1 hour ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

True, since I don't want to move from bed!  Although I have dragged my carcass across Sydney and back due to a foolish promise to attend a farmers' market with a friend

Could you pick me up some goat's cheese while you are there.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Could you pick me up some goat's cheese while you are there.

...and so the comestible conversation turns (briefly?) from libations to lactoids.

Ready. Set. GO!


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