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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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10 minutes ago, Redleg said:

If you are a chocolate lover, you get better value for money on discounted chocolate biscuits, than chocolate bars.

You'll all die young of Diabetes if you keep this addiction to sweet junk food up: then again, if the chocolate is dark....

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    Forget to say RIP a couple of weeks ago for Harry Belafonte, who died aged 96.

    Harry had a world wide hit with the Banana Boat song.

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    5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Forget to say RIP a couple of weeks ago for Harry Belafonte, who died aged 96.

    Harry had a world wide hit with the Banana Boat song.

    The Calypso king. 

    Vale

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    15 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Forget to say RIP a couple of weeks ago for Harry Belafonte, who died aged 96.

    Harry had a world wide hit with the Banana Boat song.

    Helped get JFK  across the line too.

    https://youtu.be/C21r3qfRk4Y

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    20 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    This thread has gone to [censored] !

    1,164 pages later ☝🏼

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    8 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    1,164 pages later ☝🏼

    We have only just begun. 

    Good title for a song.

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    On 5/14/2023 at 8:19 PM, Monbon said:

    Farts mean nothing to me: I am a profound flatulater, and so is my wife.

    My wife is the farter, I'm the burper!

    On 5/15/2023 at 9:38 PM, Stiff Arm said:

    Jane Bunn just said during the ch 7 weather report that it would be a wet dreamtime game on the weekend. I don't think she thought that one through.

    Jane Bunn 😍

    Now that's some lovely lady lumps.

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    8 hours ago, Redleg said:

    We have only just begun. 

    Good title for a song.

    My lil storm cloud's fav Karen (Carp) i believe Red.  Not my cup of tea but tickled the fancy of some & her and bro were no doubt very talented

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    8 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    My wife is the farter, I'm the burper!

    Jane Bunn 😍

    Now that's some lovely lady lumps.

    Never seem to remember much about the forecast whenever she's telling it for some inexplicable reason

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    1 hour ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Never seem to remember much about the forecast whenever she's telling it for some inexplicable reason

    Must say I am a Livinia fan.

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    Umpires.

    Can’t we play without them?

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    10 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Umpires.

    Can’t we play without them?

    Well....

    We're currently playing despite them......

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    On 5/15/2023 at 8:12 PM, Monbon said:

    You started it with 'egregious'.

    To be fair, he had no idea what he was saying at the time.

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Fair go Goffy !! I always say what I'm knowing.

    Correct, too many say what they don’t know.

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Fair go Goffy !! I always say what I'm knowing.

    My wife was on the train which passed your Manor yesterday, on the way to the Fine Arts Centre called Castlemaine. She said it was a very degenerate looking place. Just though I'd pass that on

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    15 minutes ago, Monbon said:

    My wife was on the train which passed your Manor yesterday, on the way to the Fine Arts Centre called Castlemaine. She said it was a very degenerate looking place. Just though I'd pass that on

    did it remind her of the polish countryside?  😅

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    44 minutes ago, Monbon said:

    My wife was on the train which passed your Manor yesterday, on the way to the Fine Arts Centre called Castlemaine. She said it was a very degenerate looking place. Just though I'd pass that on

    That’s a bit unfair, as BBO has just organised his 10 yearly Manor spruce up. Those possum droppings in the moat will be removed and any dead animals also removed at the same time.

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    45 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    did it remind her of the polish countryside?  😅

    She texted me: it's flat. That's all she wrote that time.

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    47 minutes ago, Monbon said:

    She texted me: it's flat. That's all she wrote that time.

    anyway, nothing wrong with being degenerate.  some of my best friends could be best described as degenerate. and it's not like romsey  (or poland) could be compared to wolf creek.

     

     

    ... or could they?   hmmmm

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    anyway, nothing wrong with being degenerate.  some of my best friends could be best described as degenerate. and it's not like romsey  (or poland) could be compared to wolf creek.

     

     

    ... or could they?   hmmmm

    What's this wolf creek? Related to Bergmann's Hour of the Wolf?

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    Hope its not raining Saturday.  

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    4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Hope its not raining Saturday.  

    I hope replacements can win it for us.

    Could be 4 changes.

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    19 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I hope replacements can win it for us.

    Could be 4 changes.

    What......🤷🤷

    Got a syndicate nag running at Caulfield....wont like a slow track

    Get a grip Red....priorities man .. 🤣🤣🤣

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    On 5/21/2023 at 12:35 AM, Monbon said:

    My wife was on the train which passed your Manor yesterday, on the way to the Fine Arts Centre called Castlemaine. She said it was a very degenerate looking place. Just though I'd pass that on

    I hear that the manor is only truly seen by the most select of guests

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