12 hours ago, Redleg said:

Wow it’s getting a bit testy on here.

Has somebody sling tacked someone?

You sound like a flatulence denier. What's testy about discussing the realities of daily life: as Maupassant put it, Marriage is the exchange of bad temper during the day, and bad smells during the night.

Squeaking about St Albans, I was glad to see the Haimes Paint cheque going to my old footy club, Sunshine, just down the road from Albania. I played in the ruck against Laurie Sandilands in a semi final against West Footscray in 1966, kicked two goals, was named as one of the best in a losing team.

During the second quarter our number one ruckman, a stocky Alan Morrow type, somehow lay Sandilands on the ground behind play - I'm not saying he 'struck him', right, I don't wanna get sued - and as usual I was the only Sunshine player in the area when Sandilands' team mates discovered his cadaver. They all rushed towards me and I was on the brink of blurting out, IT WASN'T ME!!!!

14 hours ago, Redleg said:

Wow it’s getting a bit testy on here.

Has somebody sling tacked someone?

Um if I recall,  it was your soft  indecision  bw two similar chocolate treats that have caused 10 pages of "test"

1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

Um if I recall,  it was your soft  indecision  bw two similar chocolate treats that have caused 10 pages of "test"

yeah, i blame redleg  (jack watts gets a leave pass)

2 hours ago, Monbon said:

You sound like a flatulence denier. What's testy about discussing the realities of daily life: as Maupassant put it, Marriage is the exchange of bad temper during the day, and bad smells during the night.

I think we need to get back to the basics of life, bananas and chocolate.

Thinking of night smells is making me nautious.

1 hour ago, leave it to deever said:

Um if I recall,  it was your soft  indecision  bw two similar chocolate treats that have caused 10 pages of "test"

Shows that people are interested in important issues.

18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I think we need to get back to the basics of life, bananas and chocolate.

Thinking of night smells is making me nautious.

We really do. Should never forget where we came from. 

41 minutes ago, layzie said:

We really do. Should never forget where we came from. 

And here it is:

On 7/8/2011 at 9:58 AM, Redleg said:

For all those Demonlanders who haven't posted on the T S thread, please feel free to post on this one, as long as you don't mention anything about you know who. If you have posted on the TS thread, please ban yourself from this one. If you can't think of anything to say, just say hello, as I am sure some of us would even be happy to read greetings rather than TS speculation for the next 2 months

Wondering if just the 'hello' option oughtn't to be chosen a bit more readily, once in a while?...

Not be me of course...

 

Door, here I come...

Again.

Hello.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

I think we need to get back to the basics of life, bananas and chocolate.

Thinking of night smells is making me nautious.

You know that the olfactory nerve is least sensitive during sleep,  probably why my wife doesn't wake up gagging.

So feel free to fart in your sleep,  you won't smell it either.

Edited May 15, 20232 yr by ManDee
I refer to smell induced gagging, not what you are thinking of BBO.

19 hours ago, Monbon said:

Farts mean nothing to me: I am a profound flatulater, and so is my wife.

 

19 hours ago, Monbon said:

A fart means nought to me. It is part of life, like drinking cammomile: my wife and I are world champions. We also vie for number one in the world champion snoring steaks. ( sic) . 

 

19 hours ago, Monbon said:

In fact, these fundamental aspects of human existence go totally unencucumbered in our blissful domain.

 

5 hours ago, Monbon said:

You sound like a flatulence denier. What's testy about discussing the realities of daily life: as Maupassant put it, Marriage is the exchange of bad temper during the day, and bad smells during the night.

There’s accepting normal bodily happenings, then there’s actually enjoying and being proud of them.

When I was a teenager my mum told me when a couple get to the point of not caring if the other hears (or smells) them fart, it means the relationship is stale and may not be worth continuing, but if they get to the point of actually enjoying it, the relationship is here to stay since they’re too far gone. Just as my mum said this my dad walked through the room and farted loudly. They both laughed their heads off and my mum turned to me and said “case in point!” 

This thread has gone to [censored] !

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 

 

 

There’s accepting normal bodily happenings, then there’s actually enjoying and being proud of them.

When I was a teenager my mum told me when a couple get to the point of not caring if the other hears (or smells) them fart, it means the relationship is stale and may not be worth continuing, but if they get to the point of actually enjoying it, the relationship is here to stay since they’re too far gone. Just as my mum said this my dad walked through the room and farted loudly. They both laughed their heads off and my mum turned to me and said “case in point!” 

Wise gal, your mum. 

Edited May 15, 20232 yr by Monbon

6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

This thread has gone to [censored] !

I suppose you wanna just go back to bananas and the preversions and decadence of the Romsey Manor. And I worked out last night - well, what else does one do when insomnia reigns, apart from reaching for yet another valium - that when you claim to be only drinking Top Shelf, that it was Moyston Claret, or Seaview Cab Sav. Am I write?

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

I think we need to get back to the basics of life, bananas and chocolate.

Thinking of night smells is making me nautious.

Is nautious a maritime word or a cute way of saying naughty?

48 minutes ago, Monbon said:

Is nautious a maritime word or a cute way of saying naughty?

Now I am really feeling nauseous.

17 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Now I am really feeling nauseous.

That's way more succinct that the ambiguity of Maritime associations or sheer haughty naughtiness.

1 hour ago, Monbon said:

That's way more succinct that the ambiguity of Maritime associations or sheer haughty naughtiness.

Mate we love engaging with each other on this thread ..... but at least post stuff that makes some [censored] sense!

On 5/14/2023 at 6:26 PM, Redleg said:

Harden up, we are getting too soft.

Says the dim sim man... 

13 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Mate we love engaging with each other on this thread ..... but at least post stuff that makes some [censored] sense!

You started it with 'egregious'.

Jane Bunn just said during the ch 7 weather report that it would be a wet dreamtime game on the weekend. I don't think she thought that one through.

34 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

Jane Bunn just said during the ch 7 weather report that it would be a wet dreamtime game on the weekend. I don't think she thought that one through.

Jane Bunn wet dream time.

That is all that went through my mind.

And stiffy, thanks for bringing it up.

59 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

Jane Bunn just said during the ch 7 weather report that it would be a wet dreamtime game on the weekend. I don't think she thought that one through.

It’s funny given your name, that you are the one posting that.

Edited May 15, 20232 yr by Redleg

11 hours ago, Stiff Arm said:

Jane Bunn just said during the ch 7 weather report that it would be a wet dreamtime game on the weekend. I don't think she thought that one through.

I'm sure the producer copped it too!

If you are a chocolate lover, you get better value for money on discounted chocolate biscuits, than chocolate bars.