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Redleg
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21 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

soft and very creamy. also very yummy

Soft nougat is for wimps.

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Soft nougat is for wimps.

    soft or hard are both ok. it's the quality that counts

    i do admit though that soft nougat is preferred by toothless filth supporters regardless of quality

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    20 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm retiring for the night - you can all GAGF !!!

    What does that mean: is it to do with Egregious????

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Soft nougat is for wimps.

    No sorry   I  break my teeth on too hard mintees,  And I do not consider myself a womp !

    So it needs to be sodt  preferably in dark chocolate.

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    30 minutes ago, 640MD said:

    No sorry   I  break my teeth on too hard mintees,  And I do not consider myself a womp !

    So it needs to be sodt  preferably in dark chocolate.

    Harden up, we are getting too soft.

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    2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    i do admit though that soft nougat is preferred by toothless filth supporters regardless of quality

    fast GIF

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    24 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You're the [censored] poet - work it out!

    Yes: this is trypical Romsey repartee: I went to school with Romsey boys, they were all uncouth, one was even a Templar!!!

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    27 minutes ago, Monbon said:

    Yes: this is trypical Romsey repartee: I went to school with Romsey boys, they were all uncouth, one was even a Templar!!!

     

    monty python the french guard GIF

     

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    36 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

     

    monty python the french guard GIF

     

    Farts mean nothing to me: I am a profound flatulater, and so is my wife.

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    A fart means nought to me. It is part of life, like drinking cammomile: my wife and I are world champions. We also vie for number one in the world champion snoring steaks. ( sic) . 

    Edited by Monbon

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    Just now, Monbon said:

    A fart means nought to me. It is part of life, like drinking cammomile: my wife and I are world champions. We also vie for number one in the world champion snoring steaks. ( sic) . 

    In fact, these fundamental aspects of human existence go totally unencucumbered in our blissful domain.

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    1 hour ago, Monbon said:

    Yes: this is trypical Romsey repartee: I went to school with Romsey boys, they were all uncouth, one was even a Templar!!!

    Yes, trypical as in Trype...Like my Trypewriter...

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    Wow it’s getting a bit testy on here.

    Has somebody sling tacked someone?

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    2 hours ago, Monbon said:

    A fart means nought to me. It is part of life, like drinking cammomile: my wife and I are world champions. We also vie for number one in the world champion snoring steaks. ( sic) . 

    ...."Wherever thou art wherever thou be, always let thy wind go free.  For the holding of the wind was the death of me"...

    Edited by Demon Dynasty

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    12 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Wow it’s getting a bit testy on here.

    Has somebody sling tacked someone?

    You sound like a flatulence denier. What's testy about discussing the realities of daily life: as Maupassant put it, Marriage is the exchange of bad temper during the day, and bad smells during the night.

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    Squeaking about St Albans, I was glad to see the Haimes Paint cheque going to my old footy club, Sunshine, just down the road from Albania. I played in the ruck against Laurie Sandilands in a semi final against West Footscray in 1966, kicked two goals, was named as one of the best in a losing team.

    During the second quarter our number one ruckman, a stocky Alan Morrow type, somehow lay Sandilands on the ground behind play - I'm not saying he 'struck him', right, I don't wanna get sued - and as usual I was the only Sunshine player in the area when Sandilands' team mates discovered his cadaver. They all rushed towards me and I was on the brink of blurting out, IT WASN'T ME!!!!

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    14 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Wow it’s getting a bit testy on here.

    Has somebody sling tacked someone?

    Um if I recall,  it was your soft  indecision  bw two similar chocolate treats that have caused 10 pages of "test"

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    1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

    Um if I recall,  it was your soft  indecision  bw two similar chocolate treats that have caused 10 pages of "test"

    yeah, i blame redleg  (jack watts gets a leave pass)

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    2 hours ago, Monbon said:

    You sound like a flatulence denier. What's testy about discussing the realities of daily life: as Maupassant put it, Marriage is the exchange of bad temper during the day, and bad smells during the night.

    I think we need to get back to the basics of life, bananas and chocolate.

    Thinking of night smells is making me nautious.

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    1 hour ago, leave it to deever said:

    Um if I recall,  it was your soft  indecision  bw two similar chocolate treats that have caused 10 pages of "test"

    Shows that people are interested in important issues.

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    18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I think we need to get back to the basics of life, bananas and chocolate.

    Thinking of night smells is making me nautious.

    We really do. Should never forget where we came from. 

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    41 minutes ago, layzie said:

    We really do. Should never forget where we came from. 

    And here it is:

    On 7/8/2011 at 9:58 AM, Redleg said:

    For all those Demonlanders who haven't posted on the T S thread, please feel free to post on this one, as long as you don't mention anything about you know who. If you have posted on the TS thread, please ban yourself from this one. If you can't think of anything to say, just say hello, as I am sure some of us would even be happy to read greetings rather than TS speculation for the next 2 months

    Wondering if just the 'hello' option oughtn't to be chosen a bit more readily, once in a while?...

    Not be me of course...

     

    Door, here I come...

    Again.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I think we need to get back to the basics of life, bananas and chocolate.

    Thinking of night smells is making me nautious.

    You know that the olfactory nerve is least sensitive during sleep,  probably why my wife doesn't wake up gagging.

    So feel free to fart in your sleep,  you won't smell it either.

    Edited by ManDee
    I refer to smell induced gagging, not what you are thinking of BBO.

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