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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

There's brown bananas, and there's brown bananas, but then there's the ones that have rotted on the inside first.

And the Hawthorn club colours too.

 
1 hour ago, leave it to deever said:

You have an awesome sense of humour.  

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13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Gee very quiet around here.

It is Red, wonder why that is 🤔

5 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

What happens if you turn the table? Does that reverse the banana's polarity?

banana squash ...  yummy


15 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

And the Hawthorn club colours too.

And these

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36 minutes ago, John Crow Batty said:

And these

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no wonder they are called pisang bananas

 
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1 hour ago, John Crow Batty said:

And these

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As they say, its what's inside that counts.

On 5/9/2023 at 8:39 AM, leave it to deever said:

I had until now. What about the crazy maze? Or was it Krazy maze, is it still around?

Also haven't seen the pepermint crisp around. My mom used to smash it up and decorate the old Pavlova. 

I also remember the Coleman's chips showbag. Bags were all under a dollar and were good value.

‘Tis still around, Deeves. It’s just had a name-change. It’s called a curly wurly now and has been so for many years.

Peppermint crisps are also still around, as are a personal favourite of mine, Peppermint Patties. Chocolate and mint = a marriage made in heaven. And not a marriage that only lasts a few years as is the norm nowadays, but a marriage like that of one’s grandparents: ‘til death do they part. 


11 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

‘Tis still around, Deeves. It’s just had a name-change. It’s called a curly wurly now and has been so for many years.

Peppermint crisps are also still around, as are a personal favourite of mine, Peppermint Patties. Chocolate and mint = a marriage made in heaven. And not a marriage that only lasts a few years as is the norm nowadays, but a marriage like that of one’s grandparents: ‘til death do they part. 

Your right. I had a curly wurly about a year ago. I do remember the pepermint patties as well. ( green wrap) I think it was the sister treat to the old coconut roughs.

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3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

‘Tis still around, Deeves. It’s just had a name-change. It’s called a curly wurly now and has been so for many years.

Peppermint crisps are also still around, as are a personal favourite of mine, Peppermint Patties. Chocolate and mint = a marriage made in heaven. And not a marriage that only lasts a few years as is the norm nowadays, but a marriage like that of one’s grandparents: ‘til death do they part. 

We're probably showing our age with these posts but what a treat to go to the " milk bar" and buy a 10 cents bag of mixed lollies. Sherbet bombs, musk sticks, false teeth, mates, jaffas, freckles, milk bottles,  ( yuk) and even the odd fan tale thrown in. 

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16 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

‘Tis still around, Deeves. It’s just had a name-change. It’s called a curly wurly now and has been so for many years.

Peppermint crisps are also still around, as are a personal favourite of mine, Peppermint Patties. Chocolate and mint = a marriage made in heaven. And not a marriage that only lasts a few years as is the norm nowadays, but a marriage like that of one’s grandparents: ‘til death do they part. 

I found the peppermint patties very ordinary, sort of soggy, but the peppermint crisp is a beauty. 

I also remember the good old days of collecting bottles to return to the milk bar. Coke, Leeds and Fanta. I lived in St Kilda and there were lots to get. I stacked all my bottles down the side of the house waiting until I had achieved a certain fiscal outcome.

Then one day the price of return went from 10 to 20 cents overnight.

My portfolio had doubled in a heartbeat.  Oh happy days.

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I found the peppermint patties very ordinary, sort of soggy, but the peppermint crisp is a beauty. 

Yea but price wise they were good value. The kind of item when you didn't have enough funds to buy a fully fledged chocolate bar.


18 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

There's brown bananas, and there's brown bananas, but then there's the ones that have rotted on the inside first.

 

17 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

And the Hawthorn club colours too.

deever / Goffy....are you suggesting the Hawks are rotting from the inside here?  Pls explain

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12 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I found the peppermint patties very ordinary, sort of soggy, but the peppermint crisp is a beauty. 

 

7 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Yea but price wise they were good value. The kind of item when you didn't have enough funds to buy a fully fledged chocolate bar.

Are you two hearing yourselves?! Clearly not. The Peppermint Patty is the best chocolate treat ever. EVER. “Fully-fledged chocolate bar” Deeves? Really?!?! Anyone with half a brain knows that you never have just one. Minimum three, for mine. And Red, “soggy”???? I prefer “spongey” which is the texture that makes it unique. 

25 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

We're probably showing our age with these posts but what a treat to go to the " milk bar" and buy a 10 cents bag of mixed lollies. Sherbet bombs, musk sticks, false teeth, mates, jaffas, freckles, milk bottles,  ( yuk) and even the odd fan tale thrown in. 

What????? What is wrong with you?! Milk bottles (closely followed by *teeth) are the best lollies of all. My biggest complaint about mixed lollies is that there’s never enough of them. Jelly babies overload. 😠 

* you don’t need to call them “false teeth.” No one is expecting to find real ones in the packet. 

12 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

What????? What is wrong with you?! Milk bottles (closely followed by *teeth) are the best lollies of all. My biggest complaint about mixed lollies is that there’s never enough of them. Jelly babies overload. 😠 

* you don’t need to call them “false teeth.” No one is expecting to find real ones in the packet. 

What were the flat white ones , the size of a 2 cent coin with a swirl on them?( tasted like milky bars).

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36 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 

Are you two hearing yourselves?! Clearly not. The Peppermint Patty is the best chocolate treat ever. EVER. “Fully-fledged chocolate bar” Deeves? Really?!?! Anyone with half a brain knows that you never have just one. Minimum three, for mine. And Red, “soggy”???? I prefer “spongey” which is the texture that makes it unique. 

Why would anyone want to eat a “spongy “ chocolate bar?

Unless of course you are 🦷 toothless.


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Can you imagine 2 teams playing the last round to decide who gets Harley Reid?

Half of each side, if not more, would be managed.

Would be a great game to watch to see who can play worse.

What would be required for a “tanking investigation “ I wonder, or is that just another negative from the AFL reserved for us?

 

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Just now, Redleg said:

Can you imagine 2 teams playing the last round to decide who gets Harley Reid?

Half of each side, if not more, would be managed.

Would be a great game to watch to see who can play worse.

What would be required for a “tanking investigation “ I wonder?

 

Don't you remember when we played Carlton for the Cruzer cup!?

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Just now, AzzKikA said:

Don't you remember when we played Carlton for the Cruzer cup!?

Certainly do.

Whitnall missed about 5 gimme goals and Travis Johnson was left alone to pick up 150 uncontested possessions in addition to several good players being “managed “.

 
1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 

Are you two hearing yourselves?! Clearly not. The Peppermint Patty is the best chocolate treat ever. EVER. “Fully-fledged chocolate bar” Deeves? Really?!?! Anyone with half a brain knows that you never have just one. Minimum three, for mine. And Red, “soggy”???? I prefer “spongey” which is the texture that makes it unique. 

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Why would anyone want to eat a “spongy “ chocolate bar?

Unless of course you are 🦷 toothless.

Not toothless, just love a spongey chocolate-coated treat, which is great in case I ever do end up toothless. 


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