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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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21 hours ago, doc roet said:

I'd like to see that. One side red,the other blue. I'ii even donate the wool.

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    On 4/27/2023 at 8:32 PM, doc roet said:

    I'd like to see that. One side red,the other blue. I'ii even donate the wool.

    My guess is both already blue and given long enough needles WSW could make them red.

    My God what a disgusting thought! Why am I thinking about bitters balls?

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    16 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Unbelievable.

    Face it ...you're bogan !! 

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    On 4/27/2023 at 11:23 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

    He chooses to live in far flung Romsey!
    Bagging my suburb is almost a hobby to him, but at least here in Snorbs we enjoy clement temperatures. 

    Don’t worry WCW, Rustic Romsey is fast vanishing into the architectural beauty of housing estates and fast food outlets. I suspect Uncles estate is rapidly being surrounded by neighbours who would be unfamiliar with a cheese platter and red wine. 

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    On 4/27/2023 at 7:36 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Sadly not the most practical appendages during a Romsey winter dc .

    Although it’s a tight fit, I’ve found that one of my MFC long sox keep my package snug and warm. Just a thought for you to consider, Uncle.

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    1 minute ago, Neil Crompton said:

    Although it’s a tight fit, I’ve found that one of my MFC long sox keep my package snug and warm. Just a thought for you to consider, Uncle.

    Thanks but no thanks Neil.

    Due to their prior location I don't envision using your "long sox" for any purpose.

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    19 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    467D5E0A-2A53-4490-8873-ADD9E5FFF44E.thumb.jpeg.457e4394f15d96952541adce6e99c341.jpegJust completing luncheon with the mandatory cheese platter

    Let's see... is that gouda, a blue, and maybe a cheddar?  Appreciate the unique but delicious inclusion of toasted olive bread on the side!

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    7 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    Let's see... is that gouda, a blue, and maybe a cheddar?  Appreciate the unique but delicious inclusion of toasted olive bread on the side!

    I notice DP that there is no bottle on the table - more evidence, as we all suspected, that his red comes from a cask?

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    1 minute ago, Neil Crompton said:

    I notice DP that there is no bottle on the table - more evidence, as we all suspected, that his red comes from a cask?

    Ooo very good observation NC...  we all know BBO wouldn't have a singular glass.  I suspect you're right about the hidden cask

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    1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

    Face it ...you're bogan !! 

    Never thought of myself as one, but I do wear thongs occasionally.

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    13 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

    I notice DP that there is no bottle on the table - more evidence, as we all suspected, that his red comes from a cask?

     

    11 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    Ooo very good observation NC...  we all know BBO wouldn't have a singular glass.  I suspect you're right about the hidden cask

    Bah to you both.

    The bottle is deliberately out of picture in order not to appear boastful about my extravagant taste in Shiraz.

    I am very sensitive about offending any penurious people who dote on my wisdom.

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    10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

     

    Bah to you both.

    The bottle is deliberately out of picture in order not to appear boastful about my extravagant taste in Shiraz.

    I am very sensitive about offending any penurious people who dote on my wisdom.

    You know you're doing something right on DL if you get a vomit react from BBO 😁

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    12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

     

    Bah to you both.

    The bottle is deliberately out of picture in order not to appear boastful about my extravagant taste in Shiraz.

    I am very sensitive about offending any penurious people who dote on my wisdom.

    Not sure "you" can use the words "my" and "wisdom" in the same sentence Uncle, especially when "my" comes immediately before "wisdom".

    I know you to be man who to date has not shown himself to be a fabricator or prevaricator.

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    10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I am very sensitive about offending any penurious people who dote on my wisdom.

    You spelled “mentally disturbed” wrong. 

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    3 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    You know you're doing something right on DL if you get a vomit react from BBO 😁

    Amazingly, after 9 months on here, that's my first vomit reaction received!  You are honoured, BBO

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    40 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    Amazingly, after 9 months on here, that's my first vomit reaction received!  You are honoured, BBO

    Now you have two!

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    1 hour ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    Amazingly, after 9 months on here, that's my first vomit reaction received!  You are honoured, BBO

    and now you have a three-peat. congrats, outstanding work (and all achieved without stuie's contributions)

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Never thought of myself as one, but I do wear thongs occasionally.

    Im going to have to assume footwear...

    Can't be too sure in this thread ...with some posters ... 

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    58 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    romsey manor dam in winter

    image.png.914bc91408088dcdca9930f048929170.png

    The "blue" being .....poignant.... 🙄🙄🙄

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    36 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    The "blue" being .....poignant.... 🙄🙄🙄

    and for all those sheilas planning to rush to romsey, don't bother, it has melted

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    13 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    and for all those sheilas planning to rush to romsey, don't bother, it has melted

    There are of course .......... arrh ..... shall I say ...... alternative options dc .

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    6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    There are of course .......... arrh ..... shall I say ...... alternative options dc .

    it's a bit too cold for croquet today, uncle

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    On 4/29/2023 at 3:27 PM, daisycutter said:

    it's a bit too cold for croquet today, uncle

    I had potato and leek croquettes on Sunday.

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