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12 hours ago, Redleg said:

Now there is a movie about a bear on cocaine. Surely they know bears prefer weed,

This it? Looks like it will be a cinematic masterpiece. Inspired by true events too, what were those events, somewhere on earth there is a cocaine event and somewhere else on earth there is a bear event? 🤪

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34 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I think you went early Red.

You sound like my wife.

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11 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

This it? Looks like it will be a cinematic masterpiece. Inspired by true events too, what were those events, somewhere on earth there is a cocaine event and somewhere else on earth there is a bear event? 🤪

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Bear Gryllis must be apoplectic.

 
2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

You sound like my wife.

You still go 😲

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I think you went early Red.

Nah -- this stuff is normal for this thread!


On 2/25/2023 at 10:14 PM, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

...Or what about some fun with this for a while, from @Whispering_Jack's great summary of yesterday's hit-out:

"...Lachie Hunter who looks like being the yin on the wing to the yang of Ed Langdon..."

i.e., would that be 'wing and wang', then?

(And, is 'that Numberwang!'?...)

 

On 2/25/2023 at 11:08 PM, Redleg said:

Yes Giant Bananas.

I have never been bitten by a banana.

...and the page's worth that followed...

did try.

Though perhaps the prompt return to bananas was an unconscious(?) response to my 'wing and wang'?...

https://www.google.com/search?q=austin+powers+giant+wang&oq=austin+powers+it's+a+giant&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0i22i30j0i22i30i625l3.22123j1j4&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:816693d4,vid:K1JgMxRm--0

(Umm... Let me know if I need to apologise to anyone for that...😬)

 
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53 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

(Umm... Let me know if I need to apologise to anyone for that...😬)

No need to apologize about a banana reference, I will smooth(ie) it over for you.

53 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

(Umm... Let me know if I need to apologise to anyone for that...😬)

Nah


10 hours ago, layzie said:

Nah

Nah nah nah nah... Let those bodies sing!

11 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Nah nah nah nah... Let those bodies sing!

Too good!

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13 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Nah nah nah nah... Let those bodies sing!

Hey hey, kiss him goodbye.

Just letting off “ steam”.

On 2/26/2023 at 9:48 PM, AzzKikA said:

This it? Looks like it will be a cinematic masterpiece. Inspired by true events too, what were those events, somewhere on earth there is a cocaine event and somewhere else on earth there is a bear event? 🤪

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We should all go and see this in gold class. 

8 hours ago, layzie said:

We should all go and see this in gold class. 

I think I will wait for Cocaine Croc vs Kong....


1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

I think I will wait for Cocaine Croc vs Kong....

the original or the rematch?

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

the original or the rematch?

The trilogy ...

My son just said that I should grow up and start acting my age.

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I have no idea why he would say that. 😁

7 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

My son just said that I should grow up and start acting my age.

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I have no idea why he would say that. 😁

Did he say that because your drawing looks like scribble?

1 hour ago, AzzKikA said:

Did he say that because your drawing looks like scribble?

My drawing/scribble was done in anger, kinda like a 3yo throwing a tantrum.

I’m gonna put a pic of another player over it so as I’m not reminded of that Dog(ga) every time I enter my kitchen. 😠

I just remembered the one (and only) thing I’ll miss about Luke Jackson… ANB’s mum Shazza sometimes sits with us during matches. When she first heard “Dogga” she thought it was “Donga” and nobody corrected her since it was never not funny to hear her yell out “Go Donga!” 😁

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9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

The trilogy ...

Sounds like something out of Celebrity Deathmatch!

On 2/26/2023 at 6:48 PM, AzzKikA said:

This it? Looks like it will be a cinematic masterpiece. Inspired by true events too, what were those events, somewhere on earth there is a cocaine event and somewhere else on earth there is a bear event? 🤪

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Just when you start doubting humanity…. Boom! Something like this is released and it restores your faith. 

 

Just remembered I've got 4 bananas in the fruit bowl that are right at the apex of ripeness, need to see to them quickly.

3 minutes ago, layzie said:

Just remembered I've got 4 bananas in the fruit bowl that are right at the apex of ripeness, need to see to them quickly.

Or peel and freeze them, and then blitz them in the food processor for banana ice cream!


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