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2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Don’t incite him.

He is on the way to a Wine Cask ban.

Harsh! He'd be left to drink cough medicine and turpentine. 

 
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Just now, ManDee said:

Harsh! He'd be left to drink cough medicine and turpentine. 

They are the bases for his cocktails 🍸.

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

They are the bases for his cocktails 🍸.

Mr Leg I believe he is currently using E15 from Shell

 
1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Not a moniker that would play well at a job interview, Layzie...

What about in an ironic but opposite way like Little John or Tiny the massive bouncer?

49 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Yes if you pass the rigorous training, which would make Survivor and That Jungle Celebrity tv show look like picnics.

A total dislike of the Blues is a basic requirement, for even enrolling in the course.

We may have a situation here, Red. The Blues are my second team. Soz. 


2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

We may have a situation here, Red. The Blues are my second team. Soz. 

yes, looks can be deceiving it seems

peel back a few layers and what have we got........a bluebagger!

i think you might be due for re-education, wcw. you can have storm as your second team, if you must

No Daise! it’s the complete reverse: I peeled back a couple of navy and white layers (one of them being my Bruce 11 Doull duffel coat) many years ago to reveal a red and blue core. I’m a Demon through and through!!!

52 minutes ago, ManDee said:

Mr Leg I believe he is currently using E15 from Shell

His environmental credentials, at least, are impeccable.

 

#judge/book/cover, @WalkingCivilWar?

Paraphrasing from some book or other,

'Beneath that [insert self-effacing adjective] exterior beats a heart of [insert self-appreciating noun]'

Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

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36 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 I’m a Demon through and through!!!

She blossoms and the inner beauty is revealed.


On 2/5/2023 at 1:53 PM, Redleg said:

Don’t know what we offered, I was more interested in the word “ steal”.

It suggests he belonged to the Suns.

i think it was our two 2024 first rounders plus the pick we used for jefferson to take the peptides' pick

54 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

No Daise! it’s the complete reverse: I peeled back a couple of navy and white layers (one of them being my Bruce 11 Doull duffel coat) many years ago to reveal a red and blue core. I’m a Demon through and through!!!

well that's a bit of a relief

now it's time to ditch the ex completely......no second teams

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

WCW, having now seen a photo of you on another thread and seeing what an attractive and normal person you appear to be, I am now banning Uncle Bitter from any further harassment of you on this thread, DL or in person.

What, just because WCW is good looking she gets favourable protection from you on this thread? I don’t think that is very fair to those of us that are not so good looking. As for appearing normal, you have been taken in by this devious woman. But while seriously deranged, she does have a good heart,  and it is for that reason, and that reason alone that she deserves our care and respect - not because she is good looking. I didn’t think you were so shallow Red.

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6 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

I didn’t think you were so shallow Red.

I told you all this thread was very informative.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

She blossoms and the inner beauty is revealed.

Awww thanks Red. If only everyone on this forum was even half as sweet as you. 😘 And by “everyone” I mean BBO.  


19 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

What, just because WCW is good looking she gets favourable protection from you on this thread? I don’t think that is very fair to those of us that are not so good looking. As for appearing normal, you have been taken in by this devious woman. But while seriously deranged, she does have a good heart,  and it is for that reason, and that reason alone that she deserves our care and respect - not because she is good looking. I didn’t think you were so shallow Red.

Oi NC! It’s not often I get compliments like this, so I’m grabbing them with both hands (and feet). Red is the creator of this thread, he should be free to say whatever he likes, the shallower the better. 😁

I have to say that constantly being maligned and made the butt of jokes on this thread is wearing me down.

I'll admit I like a drink a bit overmuch .... and yes , I have a triple x gut ... but I'm really quite a sensitive chap. You know .... I'm basically a  if you [censored] me do I not bleed type of fellow.

Yes I know there's some harassment charges to be dealt with ...but I'm confident I'll be exonerated. ( just a simple misunderstanding)

And of course there's the matter concerning  outstanding wages to The Manor's domestic staff - but that's just some sort of bookkeeping error I'm sure.

And there are one or two other matters before the courts - but nothing too serious. ( Although the issue of foreign nationals has become intertwined  with the wage issue.  I'm confident however, the court will support my contention that I simply used the wrong exchange rate)

All just normal everyday stuff really. It could happen to anyone.

So show a bit of compassion to poor old Uncle Bitter.

( I mean if nut jobs, not naming anyone of course, get shown courtesy and are given special privileges why shouldn't a decent old battler like my good self get similar treatment?)

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Awww thanks Red. If only everyone on this forum was even half as sweet as you. 😘 And by “everyone” I mean BBO.  

As they say in the classics WCW, “ you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make them drink”.

16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I have to say that constantly being maligned and made the butt of jokes on this thread is wearing me down.

I'll admit I like a drink a bit overmuch .... and yes , I have a triple x gut ... but I'm really quite a sensitive chap. You know .... I'm basically a  if you [censored] me do I not bleed type of fellow.

Yes I know there's some harassment charges to be dealt with ...but I'm confident I'll be exonerated. ( just a simple misunderstanding)

And of course there's the matter concerning  outstanding wages to The Manor's domestic staff - but that's just some sort of bookkeeping error I'm sure.

And there are one or two other matters before the courts - but nothing too serious. ( Although the issue of foreign nationals has become intertwined  with the wage issue.  I'm confident however, the court will support my contention that I simply used the wrong exchange rate)

All just normal everyday stuff really. It could happen to anyone.

So show a bit of compassion to poor old Uncle Bitter.

( I mean if nut jobs, not naming anyone of course, get shown courtesy and are given special privileges why shouldn't a decent old battler like my good self get similar treatment?)

You’re so full of [censored] it’s not funny.

We all know to whom you refer when you say “nut job” and I’d rather you go with @Neil Crompton’s description, “seriously deranged but with a good heart” which is closer to the truth. 

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20 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I have to say that constantly being maligned and made the butt of jokes on this thread is wearing me down.

I'll admit I like a drink a bit overmuch .... and yes , I have a triple x gut ... but I'm really quite a sensitive chap. You know .... I'm basically a  if you [censored] me do I not bleed type of fellow.

Yes I know there's some harassment charges to be dealt with ...but I'm confident I'll be exonerated. ( just a simple misunderstanding)

And of course there's the matter concerning  outstanding wages to The Manor's domestic staff - but that's just some sort of bookkeeping error I'm sure.

And there are one or two other matters before the courts - but nothing too serious. ( Although the issue of foreign nationals has become intertwined  with the wage issue.  I'm confident however, the court will support my contention that I simply used the wrong exchange rate)

All just normal everyday stuff really. It could happen to anyone.

So show a bit of compassion to poor old Uncle Bitter.

( I mean if nut jobs, not naming anyone of course, get shown courtesy and are given special privileges why shouldn't a decent old battler like my good self get similar treatment?)

You make very good points.

I will use them in my next Court appearance for a malcontent.

I always knew there was a half decent fellow inside that reprobate shell.


3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

As they say in the classics WCW, “ you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make them drink”.

I'm sorry, what's this about not being able to make him drink?

 

Ah, I see; 'water'...

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Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

You’re so full of [censored] it’s not funny.

We all know to whom you refer when you say “nut job” and I’d rather you go with @Neil Crompton’s description, “seriously deranged but with a good heart” which is closer to the truth. 

Dearest WCW, do not descend to Uncle Bitter or his nephew Neil’s level, as even Australia’s biggest crane won’t be able to reach down into the hole you will find yourself in.

You must remain an on top of the ground type of girl.

8 hours ago, Redleg said:

PS: the protection will extend to your Fritta bear too.

Red, was wondering if this mini Fritta bear (which I modified) could also be given protection…

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Protection from Fritta that is. Everyone else thought it was funny, especially his parents. Fritta, not so much. He seemed most unimpressed. 

 
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5 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

I'm sorry, what's this about not being able to make him drink?

 

Ah, I see; 'water'...

I’m told water never touched Uncle Bitter’s glass, not even to wash it.

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1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Red, was wondering if this mini Fritta bear (which I modified) could also be given protection…

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Protection from Fritta that is. Everyone else thought it was funny, especially his parents. Fritta, not so much. He seemed most unimpressed. 

Protection extended.


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