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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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On 1/29/2023 at 1:49 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

Geez OD,

WCW, having now seen a photo of you on another thread and seeing what an attractive and normal person you appear to be, I am now banning Uncle Bitter from any further harassment of you on this thread, DL or in person.

You will be protected from the depraved Lord of the Manner and I have readied my security team to deal with any breaches.

You are now safe, under the protective umbrella of Redleg and his millions of caring and empathetic followers.

Rest easy young WCW.

PS: the protection will extend to your Fritta bear too.

 
52 minutes ago, Redleg said:

WCW, having now seen a photo of you on another thread and seeing what an attractive and normal person you appear to be, I am now banning Uncle Bitter from any further harassment of you on this thread, DL or in person.

You will be protected from the depraved Lord of the Manner and I have readied my security team to deal with any breaches.

You are now safe, under the protective umbrella of Redleg and his millions of caring and empathetic followers.

Rest easy young WCW.

PS: the protection will extend to your Fritta bear too.

Can anyone here apply to be in the security team?

15 minutes ago, layzie said:

Can anyone here apply to be in the security team?

Not a moniker that would play well at a job interview, Layzie...

 
1 hour ago, Redleg said:

WCW, having now seen a photo of you on another thread and seeing what an attractive and normal person you appear to be, I am now banning Uncle Bitter from any further harassment of you on this thread, DL or in person.

You will be protected from the depraved Lord of the Manner and I have readied my security team to deal with any breaches.

You are now safe, under the protective umbrella of Redleg and his millions of caring and empathetic followers.

Rest easy young WCW.

PS: the protection will extend to your Fritta bear too.

I’m lost for words, Red. And that’s a first.

You’re a sweetheart. 💕

But as much as I am humbled and truly appreciate your caring gesture, I think it only fair to point out the bolded words in your post (above). Hashtag judge/book/cover 😉

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

WCW, having now seen a photo of you on another thread and seeing what an attractive and normal person you appear to be, I am now banning Uncle Bitter from any further harassment of you on this thread, DL or in person.

You will be protected from the depraved Lord of the Manner and I have readied my security team to deal with any breaches.

You are now safe, under the protective umbrella of Redleg and his millions of caring and empathetic followers.

Rest easy young WCW.

PS: the protection will extend to your Fritta bear too.

Bwahaha Bwahaha ! Looks more like some sort of deranged and violent crim to me!


Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bwahaha Bwahaha ! Looks more like some sort of deranged and violent crim to me!

Who, Mr Leg or Ms War?

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1 hour ago, layzie said:

Can anyone here apply to be in the security team?

Yes if you pass the rigorous training, which would make Survivor and That Jungle Celebrity tv show look like picnics.

A total dislike of the Blues is a basic requirement, for even enrolling in the course.

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27 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’m lost for words, Red. And that’s a first.

You’re a sweetheart. 💕

But as much as I am humbled and truly appreciate your caring gesture, I think it only fair to point out the bolded words in your post (above). Hashtag judge/book/cover 😉

You are much too modest my child.

If you look at my record for discovering footballers, you will know I am not one to judge a book by its cover. If that was the case, I would nickname Uncle Bitter, Quasimodo.

 
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6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bwahaha Bwahaha ! Looks more like some sort of deranged and violent crim to me!

Strike one!

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6 minutes ago, ManDee said:

Who, Mr Leg or Ms War?

Don’t incite him.

He is on the way to a Wine Cask ban.


2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Don’t incite him.

He is on the way to a Wine Cask ban.

Harsh! He'd be left to drink cough medicine and turpentine. 

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Just now, ManDee said:

Harsh! He'd be left to drink cough medicine and turpentine. 

They are the bases for his cocktails 🍸.

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

They are the bases for his cocktails 🍸.

Mr Leg I believe he is currently using E15 from Shell

1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Not a moniker that would play well at a job interview, Layzie...

What about in an ironic but opposite way like Little John or Tiny the massive bouncer?

49 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Yes if you pass the rigorous training, which would make Survivor and That Jungle Celebrity tv show look like picnics.

A total dislike of the Blues is a basic requirement, for even enrolling in the course.

We may have a situation here, Red. The Blues are my second team. Soz. 


2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

We may have a situation here, Red. The Blues are my second team. Soz. 

yes, looks can be deceiving it seems

peel back a few layers and what have we got........a bluebagger!

i think you might be due for re-education, wcw. you can have storm as your second team, if you must

No Daise! it’s the complete reverse: I peeled back a couple of navy and white layers (one of them being my Bruce 11 Doull duffel coat) many years ago to reveal a red and blue core. I’m a Demon through and through!!!

52 minutes ago, ManDee said:

Mr Leg I believe he is currently using E15 from Shell

His environmental credentials, at least, are impeccable.

#judge/book/cover, @WalkingCivilWar?

Paraphrasing from some book or other,

'Beneath that [insert self-effacing adjective] exterior beats a heart of [insert self-appreciating noun]'

Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

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36 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 I’m a Demon through and through!!!

She blossoms and the inner beauty is revealed.


On 2/5/2023 at 1:53 PM, Redleg said:

Don’t know what we offered, I was more interested in the word “ steal”.

It suggests he belonged to the Suns.

i think it was our two 2024 first rounders plus the pick we used for jefferson to take the peptides' pick

54 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

No Daise! it’s the complete reverse: I peeled back a couple of navy and white layers (one of them being my Bruce 11 Doull duffel coat) many years ago to reveal a red and blue core. I’m a Demon through and through!!!

well that's a bit of a relief

now it's time to ditch the ex completely......no second teams

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

WCW, having now seen a photo of you on another thread and seeing what an attractive and normal person you appear to be, I am now banning Uncle Bitter from any further harassment of you on this thread, DL or in person.

What, just because WCW is good looking she gets favourable protection from you on this thread? I don’t think that is very fair to those of us that are not so good looking. As for appearing normal, you have been taken in by this devious woman. But while seriously deranged, she does have a good heart,  and it is for that reason, and that reason alone that she deserves our care and respect - not because she is good looking. I didn’t think you were so shallow Red.

 
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6 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

I didn’t think you were so shallow Red.

I told you all this thread was very informative.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

She blossoms and the inner beauty is revealed.

Awww thanks Red. If only everyone on this forum was even half as sweet as you. 😘 And by “everyone” I mean BBO.  


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