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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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11 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

That is approximately my plan Red.

Great minds. Enjoy.

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    On 2/14/2022 at 10:52 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Get Max over there to spew on a couple and that should sort it ... 😋

    Max spew is underated. Won us a premiership. 

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    Well I did not get what I deserve as the Porsche did not arrive.

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    Well I did not get what I deserve as the Porsche did not arrive.

    Think I saw a 2003 Toyota Camry heading your way.

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    30 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Think I saw a 2003 Toyota Camry heading your way.

    Well thank god it did not arrive. 

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    52 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Well thank god it did not arrive. 

    Don’t despair, it may have just broken down.

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    1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Today’s quiz.

    Who wears the number 32 for Port Adelaide?

    Darcy Fogarty

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    14 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Close but no cigar. 

    That Cornes bloke still waddling around?

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    1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Today’s quiz.

    Who wears the number 32 for Port Adelaide?

    hwfua's namesake

    and shame on you for raising it on this sanctuary 

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    16 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    hwfua's namesake

    and shame on you for raising it on this sanctuary 

    Disgraceful by WJ, in trying to trick innocent folk into uttering a banned name.

     

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    28 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Ok … fill in the blank

    ________ and Trengove are two names that have appeared on the playing list of Port Adelaide.

    I was thinking Adelaide when I said Fogarty.

    But to more important matters, you have breached our standards twice in one day and you are hereby banned from this thread for 32 minutes.

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    51 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    … and the answer is “Boak”.

    You have breached your ban. Add another 9 minutes.

    Edited by Redleg

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    23 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    what;s happened to the lads, uncle, you haven't mentioned them for ages?

    did they all succumb to covid?

    or have you eaten them all?

    concerned dc

    Yes sadly dc , the lads have departed this mortal coil.

    They are now chasing their allotted 70 virgins in the alpaca afterlife .

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    10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Yes sadly dc , the lads have departed this mortal coil.

    They are now chasing their allotted 70 virgins in the alpaca afterlife .

    That is sad news.  Maybe a trip to the forest is in order, to find a couple of possums to have as new pets.

    I know the manor isn’t air conditioned, so hopefully the maid has a big fan to keep you cool on this very hot day

    .

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    18 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Today’s quiz.

    Who wears the number 32 for Port Adelaide?

    Tom Scully the 2nd

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    13 minutes ago, demosaw said:

    Tom Scully the 2nd

    You are banned for a month.

    Do you know that name is banned from this thread?

    Have a look at the thread title.

    If I was a suspicious person, , I would think you are close to the poster who posted the question, or indeed one and the same.

    Perhaps you don't even exist and are just an alias.

    Who knows, who cares.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    You are banned for a month.

    Do you know that name is banned from this thread?

    Have a look at the thread title.

    If I was a suspicious person, , I would think you are close to the poster who posted the question, or indeed one and the same.

    Perhaps you don't even exist and are just an alias.

    Who knows, who cares.

    I think that is a light sentence your honour. I might have to appeal to a higher authority. 

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    21 minutes ago, old dee said:

    I think that is a light sentence your honour. I might have to appeal to a higher authority. 

    OD did you really mean an illuminating sentence?

    Edited by ManDee
    Bit of lite humour!

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    You are banned for a month.

    Do you know that name is banned from this thread?

    Have a look at the thread title.

    If I was a suspicious person, , I would think you are close to the poster who posted the question, or indeed one and the same.

    Perhaps you don't even exist and are just an alias.

    Who knows, who cares.

    Leg I didn’t mention T$$ S$$$$$ just his namesake but your thread your rules so happy to take my punishment.

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    1 hour ago, demosaw said:

    Leg I didn’t mention T$$ S$$$$$ just his namesake but your thread your rules so happy to take my punishment.

    You are correct and I have judged your appeal and suspended your sentence.

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    On 12/27/2022 at 4:13 PM, Redleg said:

    You are correct and I have judged your appeal and suspended your sentence.

    Must be the Christmas spirit from you Mr Leg. I think you are weakening in your advancing years. 

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