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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Redleg
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2 hours ago, Redleg said:

To all the posters and readers of this greatest footy thread in the world, I wish you all, happy and safe holiday times and a great start to the new year, a year in which the Dees dominate and win our next flag/cup 🏆.

The 3 of us say back atchya RL!

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    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    The 3 of us say back atchya RL!

    Very snippy retort. You would think I was Uncle Bitters nephew.

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    19 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Very snippy retort. You would think I was Uncle Bitters nephew.

    Your not!

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    8 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Your not!

    Yes I know.

    We certainly have come a long way.

    Senior flag, Casey flag, AFLW flag and a strong list in each club going forward.

    More flags and a new club training/home and we are in a great position for continued success.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    May you all get what you deserve!

    So my Porsche is only 4 days away.

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    12 minutes ago, old dee said:

    So my Porsche is only 4 days away.

    i'm not too fussy, i'll settle for a mercedes eqs amg 

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    i'm not too fussy, i'll settle for a mercedes eqs amg 

    If you are going to dream then dream big is my policy.

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    14 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    .... I'm delusional most of the time.

    I just don't know when.

    Now that’s delusional.

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    Real cricket is back on tomorrow.

    Feet up uncle Bitters, in your favourite rocking chair, in front of the tele, sipping from a wine cask, in the conservatory at the manor.

    Surely that is heaven.

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    what;s happened to the lads, uncle, you haven't mentioned them for ages?

    did they all succumb to covid?

    or have you eaten them all?

    concerned dc

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    11 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    That is approximately my plan Red.

    Great minds. Enjoy.

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    On 2/14/2022 at 10:52 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Get Max over there to spew on a couple and that should sort it ... 😋

    Max spew is underated. Won us a premiership. 

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    Well I did not get what I deserve as the Porsche did not arrive.

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    Well I did not get what I deserve as the Porsche did not arrive.

    Think I saw a 2003 Toyota Camry heading your way.

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    30 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Think I saw a 2003 Toyota Camry heading your way.

    Well thank god it did not arrive. 

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    52 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Well thank god it did not arrive. 

    Don’t despair, it may have just broken down.

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    1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Today’s quiz.

    Who wears the number 32 for Port Adelaide?

    Darcy Fogarty

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    14 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Close but no cigar. 

    That Cornes bloke still waddling around?

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