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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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On 4/6/2021 at 3:50 PM, old dee said:

Getting my normal flu injection next week. Re  covid injections our clinic told us last week they have no idea when they will receive the vaccine or how much. A bloody shambles! Re the first game at 50% capacity and only 23k there you can spread out,  at 75+ that will be a lot harder. Good luck l will look for you in the crowd!!!!!!

Thanks for the positive post re Round1 DPositive and the Covid plan response from the Melbourne crowd. 
 

However as I Have pointed out the likelihood of flu catchment is much much less due to the general population adhering to the Covid safe practices. Try just had been proved by the stats from 2020.

As usual OD your comments re Covid Vaccine and the crowds at the footy Are  at  best Flippant and worst inaccurate and misleading.

1. The total  numbers in the crowd Or the % of Crowd allowed  in the ground are totally irrelevant to the ability of Each person to move about freely.

Your ticket  has your seat no. and you are in a Zone and restricted to that area to purchase food and/ or go to the bathroom.

You cannot waltz freely  into another Zone to speak to an Old crony Or even your Mother in Law!

2. Covid Vaccine 

The provision of Venues for Vaccine In Australia is a Specialised operation with mist GO's not able to handle the rollout in these initial stages.

You asking your GP When you can have the vaccine is basically irrelevant if he is not one of the designated venues for receiving  the jab. 
It is not a shambles that you can't have it at your local GP clinic if they are unable to or are not a Clinic  dispensing the vaccine.

The procedure is to go to the Aust Govt Health website and do the CHECKER test to ascertain what priority you are. Ie 1a, 1b or 2a etc.

Once you get this answer then you can put your postcode in The box and about 5/6 choices Of locations nearby will be on the screen where you may Book for the vaccine once that Category has commenced.

( 1 a and 1 b are priority so far but 2a is getting nearer ).
 

In the future the Covid Vaccine procedure May become like the flu vaccine but we don't know really at this stage.
 

So waiting forvthe vaccine rollout fir your clinic is probably in vain and frankly if you are in either 1a or 1 b category you should be considering getting the jab ASAP for your own safety and your families as well. There is also a second booster to get within 2/3 weeKs or  12 weeks Depending upon which Vaccine either Sfizer or Astra Veneca you received.

It is not the GP's  real role in this procedure to notify all their patients that the vaccine is available unless they belong to a Clinic  that is approved for dispensing the rollout.
 

Hopefully that updates  generally your knowledge on both Covid plans and vaccine availability. 

 
1 hour ago, 58er said:

Thanks for the positive post re Round1 DPositive and the Covid plan response from the Melbourne crowd. 
 

However as I Have pointed out the likelihood of flu catchment is much much less due to the general population adhering to the Covid safe practices. Try just had been proved by the stats from 2020.

As usual OD your comments re Covid Vaccine and the crowds at the footy Are  at  best Flippant and worst inaccurate and misleading.

1. The total  numbers in the crowd Or the % of Crowd allowed  in the ground are totally irrelevant to the ability of Each person to move about freely.

Your ticket  has your seat no. and you are in a Zone and restricted to that area to purchase food and/ or go to the bathroom.

You cannot waltz freely  into another Zone to speak to an Old crony Or even your Mother in Law!

2. Covid Vaccine 

The provision of Venues for Vaccine In Australia is a Specialised operation with mist GO's not able to handle the rollout in these initial stages.

You asking your GP When you can have the vaccine is basically irrelevant if he is not one of the designated venues for receiving  the jab. 
It is not a shambles that you can't have it at your local GP clinic if they are unable to or are not a Clinic  dispensing the vaccine.

The procedure is to go to the Aust Govt Health website and do the CHECKER test to ascertain what priority you are. Ie 1a, 1b or 2a etc.

Once you get this answer then you can put your postcode in The box and about 5/6 choices Of locations nearby will be on the screen where you may Book for the vaccine once that Category has commenced.

( 1 a and 1 b are priority so far but 2a is getting nearer ).
 

In the future the Covid Vaccine procedure May become like the flu vaccine but we don't know really at this stage.
 

So waiting forvthe vaccine rollout fir your clinic is probably in vain and frankly if you are in either 1a or 1 b category you should be considering getting the jab ASAP for your own safety and your families as well. There is also a second booster to get within 2/3 weeKs or  12 weeks Depending upon which Vaccine either Sfizer or Astra Veneca you received.

It is not the GP's  real role in this procedure to notify all their patients that the vaccine is available unless they belong to a Clinic  that is approved for dispensing the rollout.
 

Hopefully that updates  generally your knowledge on both Covid plans and vaccine availability. 

Thanks for the " how to suck Eggs" lesson. 

We are not supposed to discuss politics on Demonland so I won't bother with a two page rebuttal. 

4 hours ago, old dee said:

Thanks for the " how to suck Eggs" lesson. 

We are not supposed to discuss politics on Demonland so I won't bother with a two page rebuttal. 

Come on OD, I was looking for a full rebuttal and not a two page summary. 

 
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12 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I see we have a New President!

But it should have been Uncle Bitters in the President role as his diplomacy skills would have us at number one AFL club in no time.

I would have voted for him.

21 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I would have voted for him.

Me too!


And if he lost the election was RIGGED

3 hours ago, bjDee said:

And if he lost the election was RIGGED

It would have been stacked against him. 

2 hours ago, old dee said:

It would have been stacked against him. 

As Mr Trump keeps saying election fraud!

 

Reckon bitters would bring out the deviant and degenerate vote. It’s a surprisingly large constituency I understand.

We sure would get a lot of press coverage with Uncle Bitters at the helm!


On 4/17/2021 at 6:35 AM, 58er said:

Thanks for the positive post re Round1 DPositive and the Covid plan response from the Melbourne crowd. 
 

However as I Have pointed out the likelihood of flu catchment is much much less due to the general population adhering to the Covid safe practices. Try just had been proved by the stats from 2020.

As usual OD your comments re Covid Vaccine and the crowds at the footy Are  at  best Flippant and worst inaccurate and misleading.

1. The total  numbers in the crowd Or the % of Crowd allowed  in the ground are totally irrelevant to the ability of Each person to move about freely.

Your ticket  has your seat no. and you are in a Zone and restricted to that area to purchase food and/ or go to the bathroom.

You cannot waltz freely  into another Zone to speak to an Old crony Or even your Mother in Law!

2. Covid Vaccine 

The provision of Venues for Vaccine In Australia is a Specialised operation with mist GO's not able to handle the rollout in these initial stages.

You asking your GP When you can have the vaccine is basically irrelevant if he is not one of the designated venues for receiving  the jab. 
It is not a shambles that you can't have it at your local GP clinic if they are unable to or are not a Clinic  dispensing the vaccine.

The procedure is to go to the Aust Govt Health website and do the CHECKER test to ascertain what priority you are. Ie 1a, 1b or 2a etc.

Once you get this answer then you can put your postcode in The box and about 5/6 choices Of locations nearby will be on the screen where you may Book for the vaccine once that Category has commenced.

( 1 a and 1 b are priority so far but 2a is getting nearer ).
 

In the future the Covid Vaccine procedure May become like the flu vaccine but we don't know really at this stage.
 

So waiting forvthe vaccine rollout fir your clinic is probably in vain and frankly if you are in either 1a or 1 b category you should be considering getting the jab ASAP for your own safety and your families as well. There is also a second booster to get within 2/3 weeKs or  12 weeks Depending upon which Vaccine either Sfizer or Astra Veneca you received.

It is not the GP's  real role in this procedure to notify all their patients that the vaccine is available unless they belong to a Clinic  that is approved for dispensing the rollout.
 

Hopefully that updates  generally your knowledge on both Covid plans and vaccine availability. 

Yeah good outline.

Just a bit unfortunate that none of the procedures previous procedures advertised by the govt have worked out quite as planned.

Morrison and Hunt have indicated GP without providing enough support. I really hink they just don't get it.

The procedure you describe is fine but I want to see the front line and vulnerable vaccinated before I will worry about me.

i think the Australian population will sort it out for themselves.

I must say the posts nominating me as a president are a true reflection of my considerable abilities.

Since I lack any semblance of humility, I would encourage posters to keep up the good work

On 4/18/2021 at 1:14 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

I must say the posts nominating me as a president are a true reflection of my considerable abilities.

Since I lack any semblance of humility, I would encourage posters to keep up the good work

Unfortunately, your association with Biff has not helped your Presidency campaign. So we do need to do more work on your PR image. Maybe you can have your alpacas eat more bananas?

1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Unfortunately, your association with Biff has not helped your Presidency campaign. So we do need to do more work on your PR image. Maybe you can have your alpacas eat more bananas?

Excellent suggestion DF. 

On 4/20/2021 at 8:09 AM, old dee said:

Excellent suggestion DF. 

There are rumours that the killer banana virus had come from Romney.


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Wonder if we get more people at our Anzac game on Saturday night, than the other one during the day?

7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Wonder if we get more people at our Anzac game on Saturday night, than the other one during the day?

No chance Mr leg. They will increase the capacity from Sunday.

Watching football live is so 2019!

4 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Watching football live is so 2019!

Ain't that the truth, I have not been to a game since. Greatly over rated what we're ancestors thinking? 

6 hours ago, old dee said:

Ain't that the truth, I have not been to a game since. Greatly over rated what we're ancestors thinking? 

Just think 1964 as all other years ended in disappointment 


5 Bananas in a row eaten and consumed,   Refer back to 1965,  how many in a row, top I think then they sacked the head Banana bender,   Indeed what were they thinking !  Fair to say we fell back to earth with a thud. Not sure you should sack the main BB when you win 6 straight or perhaps only 5. It does feel good to walk around in rednblue. 
Richmond, they are cocky, three days more rest, wet night and a hard slog,  just a walk in the park.  Win this and Bananas are unbelievable.   Either way it’s gunna be a hard game.  Go Dees 

Chunk should have gone back and taken a shot from 60m with that final possession ... But it is banana-city now!

 

 

I simple don't know what to say other than GO THE DEES!!!!

What number comes next after 1,2,3,4,5,6?


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