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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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 Hmmmm......

Rance retires and there is almost no social media tributes from teammates. Wonder why?

I've heard that Jack Higgins might be able to spill the beans!

 

 
3 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

 Hmmmm......

Rance retires and there is almost no social media tributes from teammates. Wonder why?

I've heard that Jack Higgins might be able to spill the beans!

 

well his intention to spend more family time didn't go down too well

9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

well his intention to spend more family time didn't go down too well

Indeed, dc.

As a wise friend once told me: when your pecker stands up, your brain sits down.

 
13 hours ago, Redleg said:

Ran 4th, great run, too far back, but flew the last 100 metres.

Winner and a 2nd last night at Cranbourne.

Good thing I missed then but may be a prelude for a longer distance win.

Congrats on Cranbourne.

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On 12/28/2019 at 10:59 PM, dpositive said:

Good thing I missed then but may be a prelude for a longer distance win.

Congrats on Cranbourne.

Don’t need a longer distance, just a better ride. Can’t win from 2nd last on the turn, when you were travelling well about 4th with 1000 to go and then let him drop back to nearly last.


21 hours ago, Redleg said:

Don’t need a longer distance, just a better ride. Can’t win from 2nd last on the turn, when you were travelling well about 4th with 1000 to go and then let him drop back to nearly last.

Sounds like the MFC 2019 game plan.

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Happy New Year everyone and especially a healthy and safe one, together with a great year by the Dees.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Happy New Year everyone and especially a healthy and safe one, together with a great year by the Dees.

I missed Christmas and Hanukkah, but Happy New Year to you Red and other intellectuals that post on this evergreen thread.

How about a party at The Manor? 

 
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55 minutes ago, hemingway said:

 

How about a party at The Manor? 

I think BBO has already drunk all the liquid refreshments.


didn't know you were a nrl fan, moonie

also reminds me of uncle's chooks after a demon's loss

Happy New Year!

Welcome to the twenties!

May this be a more successful decade for the MFC.

 

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1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Uncle's new chariot

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I note plenty of room for the wine casks in the rear.

I think that "Fruity Lexia" in the cask is wonderful, and at a good price,  plenty of room indeed to take it up to Thredbo, but where are the ski racks.  Correct sort of car though !

Go Dees !!   bring on 2020 competition,


On 1/1/2020 at 10:09 AM, Moonshadow said:

Uncle's new chariot

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BBO,sport and Discovery in the one image.

So what's the image of his real car?

52 minutes ago, dpositive said:

BBO,sport and Discovery in the one image.

So what's the image of his real car?

here is uncle's merc parked outside the manor ready for a spin around the paddocks

Related image

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On 1/3/2020 at 2:47 PM, daisycutter said:

and this was uncle bitters enjoying xmas lunch at the manor

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Bah those plates look like Coles Cafeteria issue.

Nothing like my limited edition Wedgewood.


23 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah those plates look like Coles Cafeteria issue.

Nothing like my limited edition Wedgewood.

but you keep the wedgewood permanently locked up, uncle (ever since it was given as a wedding present, along with the lead crystal decanter and matching ashtray)

3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah those plates look like Coles Cafeteria issue.

Nothing like my limited edition Wedgewood.

I also thought the wine was lacking, obviously mistaken identity.

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I think Alex Rance may be unretired at the end of 2020.

Still on the Tiger's list, so they can trade him.

 
17 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah those plates look like Coles Cafeteria issue.

Nothing like my limited edition Wedgewood.

They must have commissioned a special trough for you.

Very unfunny Biffen ………………………………. and the rest of you cheap mockers. All of you seem burdened by poor taste.

 

I must add that while I obviously do not have a trough, I did commission a very elegant chamber pot. It has a delightful (and  quite practical) gilt edge.

The downside is that the maid demands extra remuneration to evacuate it.


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