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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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6 hours ago, daisycutter said:

Ooh yes, now it gets interesting. HE'LL CARESS IT DOWN SOMEONE'S THROAT. And he does, and they've got six."

 

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How are the Mahjong finals going?

Rumour has it there was some sort of game yesterday. I cant be sure as I paid absolutely no heed to it and haven't seen a solitary second of it nor will.

That's how much interest I have in this game now. Take a bow Melbourne.

Might get interested in March...might not.

Might get interested when we get serious. 

tootaloo

 

Uncle, here's the front cover artwork:

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  • 3 weeks later...
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So quiet around here now. All I hear about is will we go for Martin, who will be our 3rd tall and will Jobe get his Brownlow back.

Very boring on DL.

Edited by Redleg

 
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3 hours ago, Pink Freud said:

Close thread.

No Jack, it will go on forever. You can close all the other threads you don't like, not this one.

15 hours ago, Redleg said:

No Jack, it will go on forever. You can close all the other threads you don't like, not this one.

Name’s Sigmund buddy. 


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I heard a whisper that SOS is leaving the Blue scum.

Anyone else heard anything on that topic?

On 10/22/2019 at 5:25 PM, Redleg said:

I heard a whisper that SOS is leaving the Blue scum.

Anyone else heard anything on that topic?

As long as he's not coming to us, Red

6 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

As long as he's not coming to us, Red

let's hope he goes to essington

24 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

let's hope he goes to essington

Get it right, Esadun.

Watson and Sosson would make an interesting coffee joint.


Spotted on the leafy streets of Melbourne 

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1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Spotted on the leafy streets of Melbourne 

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Love it I wonder where I can get one? Sign I.e.

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1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Spotted on the leafy streets of Melbourne 

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Not really, we have been spoken about all year and DL has never been busier.

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Not really, we have been spoken about all year and DL has never been busier.

Don't agree Mr Leg MFC supporters are in the main a gentle lot, hardly ever challenge the club or the competition. For half a century we have taken defeat without much angst. Yep boring I reckon.

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4 minutes ago, old dee said:

Don't agree Mr Leg MFC supporters are in the main a gentle lot, hardly ever challenge the club or the competition. For half a century we have taken defeat without much angst. Yep boring I reckon.

Can't be that boring, we are both discussing them.


1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Can't be that boring, we are both discussing them.

Yes but we fanatics who are hopeless conflicted.

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[censored] me what a boring time of the year. No footy and only bull [censored] cricket.

Plus … the maid has taken leave.

What's a man to do?

PS . Although I do have it on good authority that @Moonshadow has entered the spirit of the season and is demonstrating some serious "staying" power at his sordid little love nest on the coast.

An immoral fellow if ever there was one. 

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

[censored] me what a boring time of the year. No footy and only bull [censored] cricket.

Plus … the maid has taken leave.

What's a man to do?

PS . Although I do have it on good authority that @Moonshadow has entered the spirit of the season and is demonstrating some serious "staying" power at his sordid little love nest on the coast.

An immoral fellow if ever there was one. 

Jealousy is not your finest trait BBO. On a par with your knowledge of football

 
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11 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

[censored] me what a boring time of the year. No footy and only bull [censored] cricket.

Plus … the maid has taken leave.

What's a man to do?

PS . Although I do have it on good authority that @Moonshadow has entered the spirit of the season and is demonstrating some serious "staying" power at his sordid little love nest on the coast.

An immoral fellow if ever there was one. 

Serious staying power, he should be at Cup week.

Have the regular posters (that have kept this off beat thread going for so many years) died, become disinterested or simply gone away. The only constant seem to be the usual floggings and maid stories, the dedication of thread founder, Redleg, and the droll observations of OD. 

The thread seems to be irrelevant and passe to the cognoscenti of Demonland.

Time to bring down the curtain boys?

 

 


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