Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Featured Replies

 
1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Mitchell Marshmallow gets another go at Test Cricket!!!!

You have got to be [censored] me!

Quite upset my Kakadu Dreaming 

Could be worse. Look how the Irish ended up losing to the poms. Talk about defeat from the jaws of victory

Edited by Moonshadow

Came across this little ditty. It reminded me of someone:

Pity The Bitter Optimist

 

Pity the bitter optimist,
He wants to rant and shake his fist,
But just can’t seem to bring himself to do so,
He doesn’t want to think the best,
He knows the world’s completely messed,
From his mouth it never quite rings true though,
He’s certainly no giddy fool,
Thinks cynical is kind of cool,
But is cursed to always find the silver lining,
He’s tried to practice sneer and scowl,
Even worked up an evil growl,
Still he knows somewhere the sun is always shining,
He makes his outside sort of tough,
Wears shades and reads the darker stuff,
But somewhere inside lives Little Orphan Annie,
He’s even tried to turn to drink,
He thought it’d make him mean I think,
Found his ability to laugh is near uncanny,
So if you are pessimistic,
I’m afraid to him it won’t stick,
Despite the twisted ruse he tries so oft to borrow,
Yes his charade is oh so thin,
For very much to his chagrin,
He can’t help but hope for better things tomorrow.

 
  • Author
1 hour ago, Neil Crompton said:

Came across this little ditty. It reminded me of someone:

Pity The Bitter Optimist

 

Pity the bitter optimist,
He wants to rant and shake his fist,
But just can’t seem to bring himself to do so,
He doesn’t want to think the best,
He knows the world’s completely messed,
From his mouth it never quite rings true though,
He’s certainly no giddy fool,
Thinks cynical is kind of cool,
But is cursed to always find the silver lining,
He’s tried to practice sneer and scowl,
Even worked up an evil growl,
Still he knows somewhere the sun is always shining,
He makes his outside sort of tough,
Wears shades and reads the darker stuff,
But somewhere inside lives Little Orphan Annie,
He’s even tried to turn to drink,
He thought it’d make him mean I think,
Found his ability to laugh is near uncanny,
So if you are pessimistic,
I’m afraid to him it won’t stick,
Despite the twisted ruse he tries so oft to borrow,
Yes his charade is oh so thin,
For very much to his chagrin,
He can’t help but hope for better things tomorrow.

I have always maintained that this is a classy and educational thread and your poem fits in nicely with that view.

22 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Came across this little ditty. It reminded me of someone:

Pity The Bitter Optimist

 

Pity the bitter optimist,
He wants to rant and shake his fist,
But just can’t seem to bring himself to do so,
He doesn’t want to think the best,
He knows the world’s completely messed,
From his mouth it never quite rings true though,
He’s certainly no giddy fool,
Thinks cynical is kind of cool,
But is cursed to always find the silver lining,
He’s tried to practice sneer and scowl,
Even worked up an evil growl,
Still he knows somewhere the sun is always shining,
He makes his outside sort of tough,
Wears shades and reads the darker stuff,
But somewhere inside lives Little Orphan Annie,
He’s even tried to turn to drink,
He thought it’d make him mean I think,
Found his ability to laugh is near uncanny,
So if you are pessimistic,
I’m afraid to him it won’t stick,
Despite the twisted ruse he tries so oft to borrow,
Yes his charade is oh so thin,
For very much to his chagrin,
He can’t help but hope for better things tomorrow.

Thank you Neil. 

Happily , or should it be sadly, I do see something of my wonderful and vile self in this verse

I shall now proceed to thrash the maid and then sit down and have a jolly good cry.


Is it over yet

  • Author
6 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Is it over yet

Not quite.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Not quite.

Sad face

 

So i'm just waiting on these to arrive so i can put my new speaker cables together....anyone here looking to offload a soldering station? ...

171085565_Screenshot_20190812-064838_SamsungInternet.thumb.jpg.f62cf05c2762e8f10dedbb768879f436.jpg

  • Author
On 8/4/2019 at 11:04 AM, beelzebub said:

Is it over yet

Getting closer.


On 8/4/2019 at 11:04 AM, beelzebub said:

Is it over yet

When you think it couldn’t get any worse bb, this headline pops up in the news.

image.png.86d22a94c4241630830ceaaef1197d78.png
 

The banana is one step closer to disappearing

A fungus that devastates banana plants has now arrived in Latin America, the Colombian government confirms.

2 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

When you think it couldn’t get any worse bb, this headline pops up in the news.

image.png.86d22a94c4241630830ceaaef1197d78.png
 

The banana is one step closer to disappearing

A fungus that devastates banana plants has now arrived in Latin America, the Colombian government confirms.

Is this something  else the Colombians  have control over !!!

  • Author
4 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

When you think it couldn’t get any worse bb, this headline pops up in the news.

image.png.86d22a94c4241630830ceaaef1197d78.png
 

The banana is one step closer to disappearing

A fungus that devastates banana plants has now arrived in Latin America, the Colombian government confirms.

Probably a by product of coke.

On 7/25/2019 at 9:33 PM, Moonshadow said:

IMG_20190725_154037_247.jpg

Is that a young Andy Maher getting an autograph?

Lucky he's wearing some protective eyewear

  • Author

Looking like a lot of changes coming for the MFC, both on and off field.


18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Looking like a lot of changes coming for the MFC, both on and off field.

Hardly surprising Mr. Leg after the way this year has been played out.

There appears to be something off field that has affected the on field performance. Would SG still be the coach if he was not given an extension before this season even started?

Will we ever Know?

Probably not. I have just put 2019 down to the continuing saga of our ineptitude that has been our constant partner for over half a century.

Perennial loser status continues.

29 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Looking like a lot of changes coming for the MFC, both on and off field.

Winning occasionally would be a change for the better 

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Winning occasionally would be a change for the better 

You expect a lot Bbo!

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Mmmmm ... yes  od ... I suppose I am asking for a major upheaval!

Difficult to change the habit of 55 years.


SIGH !!!

55 years of basically..... well [censored]

The worst part is we have the occasional false dawn to raise hopes ..., and then .... it’s back to [censored]

I was going to have a quiet night but I’ve become depressed thinking about the rubbish we supporters cop and so I shall seek solace in the bottle 

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

SIGH !!!

55 years of basically..... well [censored]

The worst part is we have the occasional false dawn to raise hopes ..., and then .... it’s back to [censored]

I was going to have a quiet night but I’ve become depressed thinking about the rubbish we supporters cop and so I shall seek solace in the bottle 

It is staggering that there are any MFC supporters left. A miracle our livers have survived.

 

1 minute ago, old dee said:

It is staggering that there are any MFC supporters left. A miracle our livers have survived.

 

I agree on both points od ... although I believe my liver’s future prospects are tenuous at best 

 
  • Author
20 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

SIGH !!!

55 years of basically..... well [censored]

The worst part is we have the occasional false dawn to raise hopes ..., and then .... it’s back to [censored]

I was going to have a quiet night but I’ve become depressed thinking about the rubbish we supporters cop and so I shall seek solace in the bottle 

Jordan Lewis is involved in a winery doing a Pinot. Spoke to him today and you might want to see if you can get a crate.

7 hours ago, Redleg said:

Jordan Lewis is involved in a winery doing a Pinot. Spoke to him today and you might want to see if you can get a crate.

Is he as tight with Pinot as your daughter Red?

Edit. Or is that Old Dees daughter?

Edited by Moonshadow


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • REPORT: Carlton

    The text messages started flooding in shortly after quarter time. One read: “Is Melbourne even at the ground?” Moments later, as Carlton’s Elijah Hollands kicked the first goal of the second term, the Blues held a commanding 43-point lead. By then, the Demons’ only score was a behind kicked by Brody Mihocek nearly five minutes into the game. Ironically, Mihocek would also register the last minor score of the day after the game took a dramatic turnaround. 

      • Clap
      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 4 replies
  • POSTGAME: Carlton

    The Demons snatched Victory form the Jaws of Defeat as they clawed their way back from 43 points down to win by 23 points in Max Gawn and Tom McDonald's 250th matches at the MCG. Never in Doubt!!!

      • Clap
      • Haha
      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 472 replies
  • PODCAST: Carlton

    The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on TUESDAY, 31st March @ 8:00pm. Join Binman, George & I as we dissect the Dees miraculous 66 point turnaround win against the Blues at the G.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 37 replies
  • VOTES: Carlton

    The Milestone Man Max Gawn is currently leading the Demonland Player of the Year Award from Jack Steele, Jacob van Rooyen & Christian Salem. Your votes please for the Demons come from way behind win against the Blues. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, & 1.

      • Clap
      • Love
      • Thanks
    • 80 replies
  • GAMEDAY: Carlton

    It’s Game Day and the Demons are back at the MCG for a big occasion, celebrating the 250-game milestones of Premiership pair Max Gawn and Tom McDonald, while rookie Paddy Cross gets his first taste of AFL football against the Blues. What are you hoping to see from the Dees today?

      • Like
    • 585 replies
  • NON-MFC: Round 03

    Round 3 of the 2026 AFL Premiership Season kicks off on tonight. Follow along and discuss all the big games not involving the Dees. Who are you tipping this week and what are the best results for the Demons?

      • Thanks
    • 339 replies

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.