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8 hours ago, Redleg said:

Went out for dinner with the wife and another couple last night and joined by WJ who was solo with his wife away.

I actually thought it was basil Fawlty's restaurant.

The service didn't exist.

No fish or veal as they ran out at 7.00pm.

My wife's meal came 1 hour after the rest of us got ours and was inedible.

WJ and mine came about 20 minutes after the other couple got theirs'.

I actually started to look around for a camera.

As we walked out another table had half the people eating and the other half waiting for their meal.

Lastly we spoke to another table who had been waiting over an hour for something to eat.

I should have gone into the kitchen to say hello to Basil and Manuel.

 

 

At least be thankful you didn’t have any Germans dining with you at the time! 

Edited by Earl Hood

 

Typical lawyer...cant answer  the simple direct  question. ... lol

Can't  believe the number of Banana references in commentary of Tour de France.

bananarama not mentioned as a sponsor.Perhaps its a product placement move by the French grocery firm who are a major sponsor.

 

 
15 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Our kicking for goal is giving me nightmares.

Wrong thread...here we talk of lovely cocktails...yum chas and apparently  manors, manners, and floggings ( just not the mfc kind )

 


1 minute ago, beelzebub said:

Wrong thread...here we talk of lovely cocktails...yum chas and apparently  manors, manners, and floggings ( just not the mfc kind )

 

 Careful or you will have @Bitter but optimistic salivating over your post, Bub. You know how he likes a jolly good, er...... yum cha...

 

4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Wrong thread...here we talk of lovely cocktails...yum chas and apparently  manors, manners, and floggings ( just not the mfc kind )

 

And bananas! 

I see that british mountains are being covered with banana skins, to the end that hikers are being told not to leave the skins on mountain tops. 8 kilos of skins on Ben Nevis alone. Who is responsible?

[censored] the bananas!!!

Your poor old Uncle Bitter is currently being royally ripped off at Tulla

$11 a glass for an ordinary Shiraz - FMD!

The worst part is I’m sober!!!  At that rate I’ll be beggared by the time I’ve quenched my thirst

 
1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

[censored] the bananas!!!

Your poor old Uncle Bitter is currently being royally ripped off at Tulla

$11 a glass for an ordinary Shiraz - FMD!

The worst part is I’m sober!!!  At that rate I’ll be beggared by the time I’ve quenched my thirst

My sympathies. Obviously  not in a lounge. Im surprised


2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Cash flow issues at The Manor bb 

I've found a flagon of sherry with 2 bottles of cheap lemonade is enough to [censored] you over.

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

[censored] the bananas!!!

Your poor old Uncle Bitter is currently being royally ripped off at Tulla

$11 a glass for an ordinary Shiraz - FMD!

The worst part is I’m sober!!!  At that rate I’ll be beggared by the time I’ve quenched my thirst

Tullamarine is aboriginal for 'expensive car park'

Bon voyage Uncle.

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

In flight posting !

Is this new?

Not for naughty ones ;)


Of course this raises all sorts of phone protocol issues

Suppose I .......err ... accidentally drop my phone into the lap of the young lady fortunate enough to be seated next to me?

How does one proceed in this situation?

cautiously 

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Of course this raises all sorts of phone protocol issues

Suppose I .......err ... accidentally drop my phone into the lap of the young lady fortunate enough to be seated next to me?

How does one proceed in this situation?

Don't worry about it.

Straight for the money.


Try not to drink too much on the flight, Uncle. We don't want to read about your unsavoury antics and arrest upon arrival. 

Well...er.... actually, we do!

49 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Of course this raises all sorts of phone protocol issues

Suppose I .......err ... accidentally drop my phone into the lap of the young lady fortunate enough to be seated next to me?

How does one proceed in this situation?

well......you'll just have to lap it up.....i s'pose

and now for something completely different.............................. (eat your heart out ernie)

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12 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

and now for something completely different.............................. (eat your heart out ernie)

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Gold daiseycutter.


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