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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

There is no such thing as a bad win, especially over the Hawks!

Didn't say it was a bad win, I said it was awful footy.

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    I am astounded that no one on this great thread noticed that May 1st was National Banana Day.

    An absolute disgrace!

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    13 hours ago, old dee said:

    You have my vote.

    Gotta savour what you can get when you can get it, OD!

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Didn't say it was a bad win, I said it was awful footy.

    True, but given the amount of awful footy that I have witnessed, it is always better to win with awful footy than to be beaten by less than a kick having played great footy. Anyway, back to bananas ...

     

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    I am astounded that no one on this great thread noticed that May 1st was National Banana Day.

    An absolute disgrace!

    Isn't every day Banana Day?

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    17 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Isn't every day Banana Day?

    Yes.

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    just sent a note to harry. said name the kid daisycutter and i'll shout the first year's mfc membership

    fingers crossed

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    just sent a note to harry. said name the kid daisycutter and i'll shout the first year's mfc membership

    fingers crossed

    I believe Uncle Bitter is an route to the Mother Country as we speak. He will be one of the first to wet the baby's head.  Expect a report here shortly.

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    On 5/7/2019 at 6:27 PM, old dee said:

    I am astounded that no one on this great thread noticed that May 1st was National Banana Day.

    An absolute disgrace!

    Is there some great historical achievement that the day celebrates?  Was it the crowning of King Banana of the Banana Republic perhaps?

    Or maybe was it the birthday of the Top Banana?

    Were the bells peeling across the suburbs?  Did the loyal fans go on a bender?

    So many questions with possibly fruitful answers.

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    19 minutes ago, bjDee said:

    Is there some great historical achievement that the day celebrates?  Was it the crowning of King Banana

    Why yes... Of course.

     

    The Big Banana... the Head Honcho's of the bigger Publicly listed companies.

    There's you King Banana's... right there.

     

    ... let me fathom up an image of a King Banana for ya.

     

     

    16darcy-banana2jpg-441e5091e5ad6a81.jpg

     

    .

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    On 5/7/2019 at 4:27 PM, old dee said:

    I am astounded that no one on this great thread noticed that May 1st was National Banana Day.

    An absolute disgrace!

    Which year?

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    On 5/9/2019 at 8:23 PM, bjDee said:

    Is there some great historical achievement that the day celebrates?  Was it the crowning of King Banana of the Banana Republic perhaps?

    Or maybe was it the birthday of the Top Banana?

    Were the bells peeling across the suburbs?  Did the loyal fans go on a bender?

    So many questions with possibly fruitful answers.

    Truely a masterpiece!

    I think we should make you the "Grand Banana "

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    8 hours ago, old dee said:

    Truely a masterpiece!

    I think we should make you the "Grand Banana "

    Thank you OD for that ripe old suggestion, but I’m a bit too bent for public office.

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    2 minutes ago, bjDee said:

    Thank you OD for that ripe old suggestion, but I’m a bit too bent for public office.

    Isn't that the first requirement if public office?

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    Shouldn't be too hard to get another win tonight. Playing at home with a full strength side. Oh, sorry, that is the opposition.

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    18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Shouldn't be too hard to get another win tonight. Playing at home with a full strength side. Oh, sorry, that is the opposition.

    Plus biased Umps Mr. Leg. Piece of cake.

     

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    On 5/11/2019 at 5:46 PM, old dee said:

    Isn't that the first requirement if public office?

    we are doubly [censored]

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    13 hours ago, old dee said:

    Plus biased Umps Mr. Leg. Piece of cake.

     

    Biased to us or them?

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    3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Biased to us or them?

    Them.

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    16 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Them.

    Did we ever find our 2018 team?

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    27 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Did we ever find our 2018 team?

    Yes they are all injured.

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    With the dees returning to the winning ways of 2013/4 I have this year rekindled my interest in the Uni Blacks in the Amos and Casey after forsacking the Amos last year.

    Went to windy hill last weekend and Uni Blacks game against Old Haileyburians at Princes park Caulfield today. Bounded by Bamba Rd and Dover street.

    Is this the ground that the old Caulfield Bears played at in the VFA days. I played a couple of practice matches for my country team back in the early 70's against Caulfield bears . Seemed to be the right place but 47 years ago is a long stretch for my memory these days. 

    Any one have any idea? 

    Almost forgot we won easily. Sure beats watch the easy beats.

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    13 hours ago, old dee said:

    With the dees returning to the winning ways of 2013/4 I have this year rekindled my interest in the Uni Blacks in the Amos and Casey after forsacking the Amos last year.

    Went to windy hill last weekend and Uni Blacks game against Old Haileyburians at Princes park Caulfield today. Bounded by Bamba Rd and Dover street.

    Is this the ground that the old Caulfield Bears played at in the VFA days. I played a couple of practice matches for my country team back in the early 70's against Caulfield bears . Seemed to be the right place but 47 years ago is a long stretch for my memory these days. 

    Any one have any idea? 

    Almost forgot we won easily. Sure beats watch the easy beats.

    Come on OD the easy beats is your favourite band. You may pretend to hate them, but you keep coming back to watch them time after time.

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    4 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Come on OD the easy beats is your favourite band. You may pretend to hate them, but you keep coming back to watch them time after time.

    I did like the easy beats DF. 

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    22 hours ago, old dee said:

     

    Is this the ground that the old Caulfield Bears played at in the VFA days. I played a couple of practice matches for my country team back in the early 70's against Caulfield bears . Seemed to be the right place but 47 years ago is a long stretch for my memory these days. 

    Yes this the old Bears ground but it was not right on Dover street but a hundred metres or so to the north  Used to have a very old stand and the "cave" for drinks after,    as I remember !!

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