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Is it too early to start talking about rebuilding the player list?

Or should I have a banana based drink to forget the past three weeks?

 

Always go the banana. ;)

 

2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Always go the banana. ;)

 

Speaking of that, congratulations to Emily McKay and her partner, Majak Daw, on the announcement that they are expecting their first child.  Given what they have been through in recent months with Majak's situation, especially the event around December 18, this must be amazing news.

That said, something about this has got me quite intrigued.  General rule of thumb is that you announce a pregnancy after the 13 week mark.  Looking at my calendar, 13 weeks ago from today is around January 9, which is approx 3 weeks after Majak "fell" off the bridge.  For a bloke that suffered broken hips and a broken pelvis, I would imagine those types of injuries would take many weeks to recover from.

With all that worked out, it would appear his pelvic region has made an amazing recovery in such a short amount of time.  I would love to know the name of his doctor or physio that gave him the list of suggested therapies/activities to help with is recovery - my wife stubbed her toe this morning, so I want to take her to Majak's doctor to prescribe similar recovery activities that he clearly did for Majak...

 

 
6 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Is it too early to start talking about rebuilding the player list?

Or should I have a banana based drink to forget the past three weeks?

No it isn't too early...  We fallen back, between seasons,  due to the AFL's swift pen.

And our reckless recent spending of draft picks.   Two  '1sts' ,  for one player...  too high a price.

3 hours ago, The Chazz said:

Speaking of that, congratulations to Emily McKay and her partner, Majak Daw, on the announcement that they are expecting their first child.  Given what they have been through in recent months with Majak's situation, especially the event around December 18, this must be amazing news.

Yes,  fantastic news... and I hope Majak stay healthy.

This is a great positive.


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8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Is it too early to start talking about rebuilding the player list?

Or should I have a banana based drink to forget the past three weeks?

Have the drink. Unlike the footy club, it won't let you down.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Have the drink. Unlike the footy club, it won't let you down.

Amen to that Mr. Leg.

 
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50 minutes ago, SFebes said:

I'm back....what's news?

Another injury.  KK out.

Zip and 3.

Things going splendidly.

5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Another injury.  KK out.

Zip and 3.

Things going splendidly.

Back under my bed I go then.


2 hours ago, SFebes said:

Back under my bed I go then.

Probably the safest place right now.

17 hours ago, Redleg said:

Another injury.  KK out.

Zip and 3.

Things going splendidly.

Things will come good in October 

1 minute ago, DemonFrog said:

Things will come good in October 

What....we have to wait til then for snow !!!

Quelle horreur !!!!!!!!

1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Things will come good in October 

?  news ?


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1 hour ago, DV8 said:

?  news ?

Channels 9 & 7 at 6.00 pm.

18 hours ago, old dee said:

Probably the safest place right now.

Depends on whose bed and in whose digs OD.

Check in the bed and under it. 

Your sense of decency and piety may be disturbed. 

Bitters is just using a red herring referring to the Commos.  

1 hour ago, hemingway said:

Depends on whose bed and in whose digs OD.

Check in the bed and under it. 

Your sense of decency and piety may be disturbed. 

Bitters is just using a red herring referring to the Commos.  

Now there's a thought Ernie. Thanks!!!

If we lose tonight I might use a red herring to thrash the maid.

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now there's a thought Ernie. Thanks!!!

If we lose tonight I might use a red herring to thrash the maid.

Would that make her a mermaid?

7 hours ago, beelzebub said:

What....we have to wait til then for snow !!!

Quelle horreur !!!!!!!!

Snow is an urban myth.


OMG we finally won!

Banana Smoothie for all, Mr Bitter is paying.

 

 

 

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18 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

OMG we finally won!

Banana Smoothie for all, Mr Bitter is paying.

 

 

 

is he still using IOU's as currency.

 
38 minutes ago, Redleg said:

is he still using IOU's as currency.

Only to Collingwood and Drugs and Thugs Supporters

39 minutes ago, Redleg said:

is he still using IOU's as currency.

I believe he is still trying Mr. Leg


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