17 hours ago, Redleg said:

Surely too good to clean the bathrooms with. Maybe you meant after the maid has had a few drinks, she might be that happy, that she would offer to clean his 8 bathrooms.

special robert says you paid too much, red. reckons they saw you as a soft touch and ripped you off.

11 hours ago, puntkick said:

To most of us plonk is just plonk at whatever price !

My guess Punt is that coming from north of Albury,  you are a bourbon and coke drinker or beer drinker.

If not, I think you may need rehab. 

Look I'll freely admit to being a few years older than OD but not as old as CBdees

Which probably means we've all lost our memories of sex

However when I see the Headers on Demonland and Interverviers I cant help getting aroused !

I've won an AFL contract to install the weather viens at Blundstone Arena for season 2019

You probably wont hear from me for a while as I work up to my season finale in round 23 !

Gardens are pretty dry, worried about the banana crops. Hope it rains soon.

Moscato....my god some will lower themselves to drink anything !!

13 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Moscato....my god some will lower themselves to drink anything !!

Yes I would think the only thing lower is Metho!

1 hour ago, old dee said:

Yes I would think the only thing lower is Metho!

M.........O

Same same 

 

5 hours ago, old dee said:

Yes I would think the only thing lower is Metho!

OD you have obviously not drunk any metho. 

Oliver Reed was a Metho actor.

BBO has never met a bottle of plonk he didn't like.

Let's just say -when the Romsey cellar is drained ,The Manor becomes a resort town.

i.e- he'll resort to anything.

Interesting times...

 

I must say I had a hearty laugh when reading this morning's Herald Sin.

It seems there is a move afoot to have Warnie Knighted!

FMD! Sir Shane of House Bogan!

I reckon our own @Earl Hood who has been smoozing after a gong for years, would leap of the uppermost balcony of his Fitzroy Hipster Palace if it happened.

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I must say I had a hearty laugh when reading this morning's Herald Sin.

It seems there is a move afoot to have Warnie Knighted!

FMD! Sir Shane of House Bogan!

I reckon our own @Earl Hood who has been smoozing after a gong for years, would leap of the uppermost balcony of his Fitzroy Hipster Palace if it happened.

It's not only for services to cricket, but also his immense charity/poker work and donations to strippers. The Earl doesn't get one just for being a soft git.

4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I must say I had a hearty laugh when reading this morning's Herald Sin.

It seems there is a move afoot to have Warnie Knighted!

FMD! Sir Shane of House Bogan!

I reckon our own @Earl Hood who has been smoozing after a gong for years, would leap of the uppermost balcony of his Fitzroy Hipster Palace if it happened.

I thought I would have got one for starting this thread.

7 hours ago, Redleg said:

I thought I would have got one for starting this thread.

Or services to Chinese restaurants.

a redleg banana

On 12/22/2018 at 10:31 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

I must say I had a hearty laugh when reading this morning's Herald Sin.

It seems there is a move afoot to have Warnie Knighted!

FMD! Sir Shane of House Bogan!

I reckon our own @Earl Hood who has been smoozing after a gong for years, would leap of the uppermost balcony of his Fitzroy Hipster Palace if it happened.

Oh contrare my good Uncle, may Sir Shane get his knighthood for his trifling 700 plus test wickets, so be it to keep the masses amused. Please keep this information to yourself at all costs. I have been informed by a reliable source within the Palace that I will be recognised at some stage in the new year! The Royal whisper is that there are vacancies in the Royal Order of the Garter no less, members selected exclusively by Her Majesty, not the Parliamentary rabble ! Think about that for a moment, perhaps there will be a touch more respect in your tone from now on! 

9 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Oh contrare my good Uncle, may Sir Shane get his knighthood for his trifling 700 plus test wickets, so be it to keep the masses amused. Please keep this information to yourself at all costs. I have been informed by a reliable source within the Palace that I will be recognised at some stage in the new year! The Royal whisper is that there are vacancies in the Royal Order of the Garter no less, members selected exclusively by Her Majesty, not the Parliamentary rabble ! Think about that for a moment, perhaps there will be a touch more respect in your tone from now on! 

Naturally I wish you well in your lofty aspirations Earl.

However …… you must know.. there are  "rumours" going around on the social circuit wherein the  good name of your house is associated with certain …… err indelicacies.  Oddly, according to reliable sources,  "garters" seem to have played something of an and up and down role in proceedings.

I, off course, am not one to deal in such slanders but social media being what it is these days ….. who knows how high such tales reach?

Edited December 23, 20187 yr by Bitter but optimistic

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Naturally I wish you well in your lofty aspirations Earl.

However …… you must know.. there are  "rumours" going around on the social circuit wherein the  good name of your house is associated with certain …… err indelicacies.  Oddly, according to reliable sources,  "garters" seem to have played something of an and up and down role in proceedings.

I, off course, am not one to deal in such slanders but social media being what it is these days ….. who knows how high such tales reach?

Is that what the suppression orders in the media are about? The Age and The Hun have been making a big song and dance about it lately. Earl, your chances of entering St Peter's pearly gates are now zero.

I have just received a call from Government House, advising of my forthcoming knighthood and henceforth I will be known as Sir Redleg of Demonland.

Apparently her Majesty is a major fan of this thread and reads it to the corgis each night.

As modest as I can be, I must say it is long overdue.

PS. Earl already has his honour and that is as far as he is going, an Earl. 

Edited December 23, 20187 yr by Redleg

57 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Is that what the suppression orders in the media are about? The Age and The Hun have been making a big song and dance about it lately. Earl, your chances of entering St Peter's pearly gates are now zero.

All I can say Mr Moons is that both you and Uncle are skirting with contempt by breach of a court order! And for the record if Mr Redleg is correct and a certain person does visit this site, it is all just false MeToo scuttlebutt from the 70’s no less! Who can remember what they did in the 70’s? 

1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

Who can remember what they did in the 70’s? 

I can, I was trying to remember what I did in the 60’s.

2 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

All I can say Mr Moons is that both you and Uncle are skirting with contempt by breach of a court order! And for the record if Mr Redleg is correct and a certain person does visit this site, it is all just false MeToo scuttlebutt from the 70’s no less! Who can remember what they did in the 70’s? 

Oh, don't be such a choirboy, Earl!

given mr hood already has half a knighthood, his easiest course of action would be to change his given name from earl to knight by deed poll..... problem solved...... knight hood