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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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5 hours ago, The Third Eye said:

Has anyone done this?

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After almost 7½ years, it appears that the mystery of the numerous intersecting issues raised in the No T$ No B$ Thread are finally being unraveled. 

I heard about the bananas in the fridge trick a little while ago so I tried it and in the end, my bananas didn’t turn black but rather, a deep brown color with the inside turning yellow.

Now which AFL player who we can’t name in this thread will, if he gets over his injuries, be wearing a guernsey in those brown and yellow colours this year?

The penny is dropping at last.

1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

After almost 7½ years, it appears that the mystery of the numerous intersecting issues raised in the No T$ No B$ Thread are finally being unraveled. 

I heard about the bananas in the fridge trick a little while ago so I tried it and in the end, my bananas didn’t turn black but rather, a deep brown color with the inside turning yellow.

Now which AFL player who we can’t name in this thread will, if he gets over his injuries, be wearing a guernsey in those brown and yellow colours this year?

The penny is dropping at last.

but said and un-named player never did get to his beloved yellow and black club

 
48 minutes ago, Redleg said:

?

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/teams/richmond/best-22-of-afl-players-who-grew-up-barracking-for-richmond/news-story/88bed0c8f3aca0e0d606842697ac3f30

RICHMOND FANS BEST 22

B: Taylor Hunt, Kristian Jaksch, Jarman Impey

HB: Bob Murphy, Lachie Hansen, Luke Hodge

CEN: ? HWFUA, Dom Tyson, Matt White 

HF: Liam Sumner, Jimmy Bartel, Billy Hartung

F: Kayne Turner, Matthew Richardson, Ben Ainsworth

Ruck: Matthew Lobbe, Nat Fyfe, Marcus Bontempelli

Inter: Jono O’Rourke, Sam Weideman, Shane Crawford, Kane Johnson

Emg: Joel Bowden, Patrick Bowden, Wayne Harmes, Tim Watson


11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I must be drunk ( well actually I am). I fully agree with your post Red.

Me too.

 
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18 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

That a questionable post, Red

I am nothing if not controversial.

BTW, boys I bought some wine yesterday for $5, $4 & $3 a bottle total $12. I am sheepish to admit it was Moscato by 3 different wineries.  Do you think I overpaid?

9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I am nothing if not controversial.

BTW, boys I bought some wine yesterday for $5, $4 & $3 a bottle total $12. I am sheepish to admit it was Moscato by 3 different wineries.  Do you think I overpaid?

Sounds like some family or friends are going to be the beneficiaries of your generosity.


54 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I am nothing if not controversial.

BTW, boys I bought some wine yesterday for $5, $4 & $3 a bottle total $12. I am sheepish to admit it was Moscato by 3 different wineries.  Do you think I overpaid?

BBO would have his maid clean the manor's 8 bathroom with that type of vinegar, Red

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1 hour ago, hemingway said:

Sounds like some family or friends are going to be the beneficiaries of your generosity.

Even I wouldn't give such cheap drinks as presents. No, they are for sampling by Redleg and the Mrs.

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51 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

BBO would have his maid clean the manor's 8 bathroom with that type of vinegar, Red

Surely too good to clean the bathrooms with. Maybe you meant after the maid has had a few drinks, she might be that happy, that she would offer to clean his 8 bathrooms.

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

Even I wouldn't give such cheap drinks as presents. No, they are for sampling by Redleg and the Mrs.

Now Red, a good education and degree, perhaps a dubious occupation (although I will give you the benefit of doubt due to all your pro bono work), I thought you had some class. You do not sample $3-$5 bottles. Poor old Mrs R.

Despite his proclivities Uncle at least drinks some good stuff. And he lives in Romsey. 

To most of us plonk is just plonk at whatever price !


17 hours ago, Redleg said:

Surely too good to clean the bathrooms with. Maybe you meant after the maid has had a few drinks, she might be that happy, that she would offer to clean his 8 bathrooms.

special robert says you paid too much, red. reckons they saw you as a soft touch and ripped you off.

11 hours ago, puntkick said:

To most of us plonk is just plonk at whatever price !

My guess Punt is that coming from north of Albury,  you are a bourbon and coke drinker or beer drinker.

If not, I think you may need rehab. 

Look I'll freely admit to being a few years older than OD but not as old as CBdees

Which probably means we've all lost our memories of sex

However when I see the Headers on Demonland and Interverviers I cant help getting aroused !

I've won an AFL contract to install the weather viens at Blundstone Arena for season 2019

You probably wont hear from me for a while as I work up to my season finale in round 23 !

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Gardens are pretty dry, worried about the banana crops. Hope it rains soon.


Moscato....my god some will lower themselves to drink anything !!

13 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Moscato....my god some will lower themselves to drink anything !!

Yes I would think the only thing lower is Metho!

1 hour ago, old dee said:

Yes I would think the only thing lower is Metho!

M.........O

Same same 

 

 
5 hours ago, old dee said:

Yes I would think the only thing lower is Metho!

OD you have obviously not drunk any metho. 

Oliver Reed was a Metho actor.


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