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1 hour ago, rumpole said:

Please refrain from abusing other posters.

You dare to make fun of the cryptic countdown.

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    You dare to make fun of the cryptic countdown.

    Deadly serious. You can’t use that word on a forum visited by women and children.

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    1 hour ago, rumpole said:

    Deadly serious. You can’t use that word on a forum visited by women and children.

    Pity the population of that city in England then.

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    21 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Pity the population of that city in England then.

    Pity the population of that city in New Zealand a whole lot more.

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    57 minutes ago, Deeman said:

    Pity the population of that city in New Zealand a whole lot more.

    What are you talking about? There is no Kent in New Zealand and if there was, it would be pronounced "Keent".

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    Wow this countdown is generating a lot of interest.

    My typing couldn't be any neater.

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    3 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Er ... Mr. Leg.

    There is no city called Kent in England or New Zealand.

    Kent is a county in England.

    Watch your language.

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    7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Watch your language.

    Kent is a county not a country. 

    reminds me of an old joke.

    What do you call the ruler of a principality - Prince

    What do you call the ruler of a kingdom - King

    What do you call the ruler of a country -

     

    ScoMo

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    4 minutes ago, ManDee said:

    Kent is a county not a country. 

    reminds me of an old joke.

    What do you call the ruler of a principality - Prince

    What do you call the ruler of a kingdom - King

    What do you call the ruler of a country -

     

    ScoMo

    I think the original joke was, in Parliament a Cabinet Minister stood and said " I am a country member" and a voice from the opposition benches yelled out " yes we remember".

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    43 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    The Duke of Kent..........says it all really

    Image result for duke of kent

    In Orkney ,I'm known as the mayor of Twatt.

    What,What?

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    On 11/11/2018 at 12:23 PM, Biffen said:

    If by sane you mean beyond psychiatric help and if by balanced you mean debauched recalcitrant then indeed you are indeed a shining beacon of hope in a den of torturous normality.

    As usual Ankles, I shall ignore your crass posts .

    And Ernie, your cheap “like” has been noted.

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    On ‎11‎/‎10‎/‎2018 at 8:28 PM, Earl Hood said:

    And me as well and I would add DC and maybe Moons,  not sure about the others though! 

    dc and Moons! FMD Earl, I realise you are, like myself, of genteel ilk but those two are certainly f.....d !

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    4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    The Duke of Kent..........says it all really

    Image result for duke of kent

    He looks like his head is melting. 

    Englishmen in the midday sun?

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    16 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I think the original joke was, in Parliament a Cabinet Minister stood and said " I am a country member" and a voice from the opposition benches yelled out " yes we remember".

    Red that would be a different joke and one regularly used by a late friend Master Evans.

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    20 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    As usual Ankles, I shall ignore your crass posts .

    And Ernie, your cheap “like” has been noted.

    Just acknowledging Biffin's beautiful prose.

    It shows insight and lucidity and was just wonderfully descriptive.

    And I know you appreciate being in the limelight. 

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    3 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Just acknowledging Biffin's beautiful prose.

    It shows insight and lucidity and was just wonderfully descriptive.

    And I know you appreciate being in the limelight. 

    Having met the great (size) man, I can confirm your summation is 100% accurate Ernie.

    BBO makes The Donald look like a recluse. 

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    21 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Having met the great (size) man, I can confirm your summation is 100% accurate Ernie.

    BBO makes The Donald look like a recluse. 

    Moon, are you telling me that Bitter But Bent actually exists in a recognizable form ?

    Just assumed that he was an insecure little man with big man complex seeking reassurance, a sense of identity and a purpose in an otherwise sad existence in rural Romsey .

    You mean he is not a little guy in hat, glasses, gaberdine overcoat and a kit bag with cut lunch in rainbow paper ? 

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    22 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I think the original joke was, in Parliament a Cabinet Minister stood and said " I am a country member" and a voice from the opposition benches yelled out " yes we remember".

    It was Gough yelling in response to a member of then then Country Party, probably Doug Anthony, IIRC.

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    3 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Moon, are you telling me that Bitter But Bent actually exists in a recognizable form ?

    Just assumed that he was an insecure little man with big man complex seeking reassurance, a sense of identity and a purpose in an otherwise sad existence in rural Romsey .

    You mean he is not a little guy in hat, glasses, gaberdine overcoat and a kit bag with cut lunch in rainbow paper ? 

    Rainbow paper Ernest my God you are old. Not sure there are more than two of us who know what you are talking about.

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    58 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Rainbow paper Ernest my God you are old. Not sure there are more than two of us who know what you are talking about.

    Ernie is beyond old od he's dead. And good luck to him.

    However, I also know what rainbow paper is. FMD, is there any benefit in this aging process?

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