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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Thanks Earl, I'm sure Conchita would be well qualified  with a wide variety of ….. err … shall we say "experiences", unfortunately, there is a no beards policy at The Manor. 

A no hipster policy eh? 

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    7 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    money or "benefits"

    It would be crass to sully my benefits with the notion of filthy lucre.

    1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

    A no hipster policy eh? 

    Correct! I'm sorry Earl but that bun that Collingwood [censored] wears has done my head in.

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    50 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    It would be crass to sully my benefits with the notion of filthy lucre.

    Correct! I'm sorry Earl but that bun that Collingwood [censored] wears has done my head in.

    No fair enough as we have a no hillbilly/bogan policy here in Fitzroy. By the way Bistro Sou Sou has finally opened for business in Gertrude Street. As you know the former Madame Sou Sou bistro in Brunswick Street never really recovered from your visit some 2 or 3 years ago. Sad affair really but now they are fighting their way back. Great to see. 

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    1 hour ago, SFebes said:

    Any snapper about?

    Don't talk about BBOs missus like that!

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    Just now, Moonshadow said:

    Don't talk about BBOs missus like that!

    Is BBO Hannah Mouncey?

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    44 minutes ago, SFebes said:

    Is BBO Hannah Mouncey?

    He was but he isn't anymore.

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    19 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    money or "benefits"

    I think Mr Bitters still has the first dollar he had earned, so money would be out of the question.

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    Pretty quiet on DL these days.

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    9 pages until....

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    3 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    9 pages until....

    What another countdown?

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    Here are 2 more :

    443064 more views to 1 million views

    and 249 more replies to 25000 replies.

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    49 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    9 pages until....

    Imagine if it got to 999 and froze..........

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    13 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    No fair enough as we have a no hillbilly/bogan policy here in Fitzroy. By the way Bistro Sou Sou has finally opened for business in Gertrude Street. As you know the former Madame Sou Sou bistro in Brunswick Street never really recovered from your visit some 2 or 3 years ago. Sad affair really but now they are fighting their way back. Great to see. 

    I wonder if my lifetime ban carries over to the new venue?

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    Will there be some kind of special event when it gets to 1000 pages?

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    24 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Will there be some kind of special event when it gets to 1000 pages?

    yes, there will be a decimal overflow and the demonland will come to an ignominious end

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    43 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    yes, there will be a decimal overflow and the demonland will come to an ignominious end

    Might be like that Y2K thing and bring down the internet.

    Geez, I'd have to go back to buying porno mags!

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Might be like that Y2K thing and bring down the internet.

    Geez, I'd have to go back to buying porno mags!

    Buying? 

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    Which will come first, an announcement on JH or a reduction on petrol prices?

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    5 hours ago, layzie said:

    Will there be some kind of special event when it gets to 1000 pages?

    Well yes lets start the suggestions.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Well yes lets start the suggestions.

    Pizz up @Romsey !! ;)

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    5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Might be like that Y2K thing and bring down the internet.

    Geez, I'd have to go back to buying porno mags!

    Is that a disease you caught in Bangkok last year?

    I think for the sake of your search history, it's would be good if the internet did go down... permanently.

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