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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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19 hours ago, puntkick said:

John Wayne always said " A man's got to do what a man's got to do "

He also said: '90 % of men who smoke Camels prefer camels.' I prefer women.

 
36 minutes ago, dieter said:

Can I be in the F Squad?

you could, didi, but you always shoot blanks

8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you could, didi, but you always shoot blanks

By your requirements, I'd have to because you want to do it for a week. Still, it's the thought that counts.

 

I am starting to hate Optus Stadium.

The mighty Red and Blue had suffered another big loss.


2 hours ago, layzie said:

Gyton?

Gilligan? 

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2 hours ago, layzie said:

Gyton?

Incorrect try again. 

8 hours ago, Redleg said:

Because you posted this " Who was the guy who started this thread?"

I did.

I answered by quoting a line from the Dobie Gillis show, used by his friend Maynard G. Krebbs, whenever he was called by anyone.

Just to educate you further, you can win a prize if you guess without looking it up, what the G in his name stood for.

Gilligan, it should be but is not I know. I meant to reply to the original questionnaire. 

 
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Just now, Earl Hood said:

Gilligan, it should be but is not I know. I meant to reply to the original questionnaire. 

Incorrect try again.

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Incorrect try again. 

It’s not one of these things where there was a mystery surrounding it but no actual name was it?

Edited by layzie


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Just now, layzie said:

It’s not one of these things where there was a mystery surrounding it but no actual name was it.

I will put you all out of your misery, the G stood for Walter.

Just now, Redleg said:

I will put you all out of your misery, the G stood for Walter.

Ahh. Outrageous!

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1 minute ago, layzie said:

Ahh. Outrageous!

Yes he was a kooky beatnik who would greet his mate with “ like  hi Dobie”.

2 hours ago, dieter said:

By your requirements, I'd have to because you want to do it for a week. Still, it's the thought that counts.

silly boy...........i get resurrected 7 times.........suffer/resurrection tis good for the soul in such traumatic times

uncle would understand, but philistines like you......well....


Just now, Moonshadow said:

If smoking is so bad for you, why does it cure salmon?

what was salmon cured of, moonie?

6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

what was salmon cured of, moonie?

Fleas.

On 9/23/2018 at 6:54 PM, dieter said:

He also said: '90 % of men who smoke Camels prefer camels.' I prefer women.

I prefer women camels, or even womens camel toes are fine, always better when you can get two humps out of them.


I note there is another thread on Demonland that speculates on the return of "he who must remain nameless" .

If the unthinkable actually thunked, what would happen to this thread for us interlectuals?

8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I note there is another thread on Demonland that speculates on the return of "he who must remain nameless" .

If the unthinkable actually thunked, what would happen to this thread for us interlectuals?

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Appear we may have some extra room in our salary cap next season. All because Mr Bitters could not find a lady friend for one of our forwards. 

 

 
3 hours ago, SFebes said:

@Moonshadow Just wondering if you can count yet mate?

Er, why?

I sure as he'll know you, Bub and I will be dishing up some humble pie on the Trade Hogan thread should he be traded to Freo!


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