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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Banana pancakes with my GD for breakfast this morning. If there is a better way to start a Saturday I don't know it.

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I am reading a book on the fascinating story of the cataclysmic world event, that reshaped the banana, by reversing the bend from the left side to the right.

It's a little known phenomenon, but has greatly changed the world we live in.

 
2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I am reading a book on the fascinating story of the cataclysmic world event, that reshaped the banana, by reversing the bend from the left side to the right.

It's a little known phenomenon, but has greatly changed the world we live in.

The bend follows the sun, are you saying the sun use to rise in the West and set in the East? 

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3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

The bend follows the sun, are you saying the sun use to rise in the West and set in the East? 

I said it was a cataclysmic event.


7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I am reading a book on the fascinating story of the cataclysmic world event, that reshaped the banana, by reversing the bend from the left side to the right.

It's a little known phenomenon, but has greatly changed the world we live in.

You really do have to stop reading pornography.

Just now, Redleg said:

I said it was a cataclysmic event.

A deluge could technically spin the earth on its axis. 

23 hours ago, Redleg said:

As I have said many times in the last few weeks, we are f....d.

Yep, absolutely rogered. There’s even talk about extending Goodwin’s contract. That’s a sure fire way to make sure we’re heading for trouble. 

As the man said ... “we are f....d”.

 

 
1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

A deluge could technically spin the earth on its axis. 

ummmm, ethan, the world is already spinning on it axis. that's why it's called an axis

45 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

ummmm, ethan, the world is already spinning on it axis. that's why it's called an axis

My apologies, I meant change the direction of its spin. 


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2 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

You really do have to stop reading pornography.

That gutter humour is not appreciated by the learned readers of this thread.

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

That gutter humour is not appreciated by the learned readers of this thread.

quite right, redlubeleg

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

ummmm, ethan, the world is already spinning on it axis. that's why it's called an axis

Make some allowances dc , after all, he's a Westralian pervert.

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1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

In that case you really do have to stop reading this thread.

Attacking this thread will not win you friends. 


1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Make some allowances dc , after all, he's a Westralian pervert.

I resemble that remark. 

18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Attacking this thread will not win you friends. 

In fact quite the reverse!

Just been watching the ladies beach volley ball and there has already been a bad wrist injury. I should be ok by the morning though.

well personally I’ld call a reverse banana a checkside


I took your advice on the chicken entrails, uncle bitters, but it seems i slightly overdid it......wgaf eh

On 8/24/2018 at 10:28 AM, Redleg said:

As I have said many times in the last few weeks, we are f....d.

Keep up the good work Mr. leg your talent knows no limits.

 
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1 hour ago, old dee said:

Keep up the good work Mr. leg your talent knows no limits.

We are f....d.


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