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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 minute ago, old dee said:

I like quite a number of fruits however bananas are close to the top. Sad part is my intake is now restricted so I have to limit the number of Banana and peanut butter sangos I consume. There is little to recommend the aging process. 

Yes OD, youth is wasted on the young.

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11 hours ago, MSFebey said:

We’ll win the flag OD, just you wait

But OD might not have another 54 years up his sleeve. 

 
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10 hours ago, MSFebey said:

Banana and blueberry smoothies are a brilliant invention 

I had a chocolate, banana smoothie yesterday from Liv Eat and it was great. 

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

But OD might not have another 54 years up his sleeve. 

Lol! I see what you did there funny bugger. We'll win it this year Red!


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3 hours ago, MSFebey said:

Lol! I see what you did there funny bugger. We'll win it this year Red!

Love your confidence. Hope you haven’t got drunk on banana dacqueris.

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Love your confidence. Hope you haven’t got drunk on banana dacqueris.

Image result for banana daiquiri

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Just now, MSFebey said:

Image result for banana daiquiri

I knew it. 

Great get on the pic btw.

 
Just now, Redleg said:

I knew it. 

Great get on the pic btw.

Flipper should get done for holding the ball?

 Constable Thomas Lonigan who was murdered by Ned Kelly. The face is vaguely familiar.

 

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On 7/25/2018 at 7:48 PM, beelzebub said:

Though I detest talking football here... I'll go with state of mind.

Our BRAND.. style is being decimated with withdrawal due to non availability.

My mind is actually quite tempt.

I don't expect much. It's often just that. It's not being.. pessimistic...not mfcss...not anything really;  just realistic. We aren't complete.. We fumble through. We trip

Those who know me here..

A beer on whether we make finals or not ?

Takers ?

I like beer by the way ;)

Alright BB. I don't drink beer, but how about this. If we don't make the finals, I will buy you a beer. If we do make the finals, you buy me the equivalent in bananas.

That is more than enough footy talk for one post in this thread, so I think we should turn to the crucial question of how many bananas is one beer worth ...

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The Crows side looks good on paper. Walker and Mc Govern are big ins. One good out is Doedee, he is a very good player and is their  new Lever. 

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

The Crows side looks good on paper. Walker and Mc Govern are big ins. One good out is Doedee, he is a very good player and is their  new Lever. 

Yep, I think people underestimated how weak their side was last time, they were an injury riddled mess.

9 minutes ago, MSFebey said:

Yep, I think people underestimated how weak their side was last time, they were an injury riddled mess.

Sounds  a bit like us MSF!


13 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Alright BB. I don't drink beer, but how about this. If we don't make the finals, I will buy you a beer. If we do make the finals, you buy me the equivalent in bananas.

That is more than enough footy talk for one post in this thread, so I think we should turn to the crucial question of how many bananas is one beer worth ...

Half a banana R and B

On 7/26/2018 at 9:13 AM, Redleg said:

But OD might not have another 54 years up his sleeve. 

That is as rock solid as it gets Mr. Leg. 

9 hours ago, old dee said:

Half a banana R and B

That is one expensive beer, OD ?

1 minute ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

That is one expensive beer, OD ?

Ok half a banana = 2 beers.

4 minutes ago, old dee said:

Ok half a banana = 2 beers.

That sounds more like it!


On 7/26/2018 at 9:13 AM, Redleg said:

But OD might not have another 54 years up his sleeve. 

And neither do I   missed watching 64      seen all the rest  supporter  since  55   but not active till 66   seen enough carp    I think I am going Bananas     just too old really

3 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

That sounds more like it!

Happy to cough up....

Or drink ;)

 
3 hours ago, 640MD said:

And neither do I   missed watching 64      seen all the rest  supporter  since  55   but not active till 66   seen enough carp    I think I am going Bananas     just too old really

I feel your pain 640 MD. Bananas are one of the few fine things left and even those I can only consume in moderation!

Bananas,   Porridge without milk,   and plain Rice        all bland   but they do not upset my gut.      Unlike Melbourne losing two games in the same season to the same team by a kick after the siren.   upsets me greatly, !


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