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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

With smashed avocado? Or is that peculiar to Freo?

That’s a Freo hipster thing. I grate mine over scrambled eggs. 

7 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

That’s a Freo hipster thing. I grate mine over scrambled eggs. 

Well i must say I’m surprised.  I thought you a complete vulgarian Ethan but it seems you have some limits

 
55 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Ha. We eat tinea for breakfast. 

'Uncle's truffles', it's called in Victoria, Ethan

1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

'Uncle's truffles', it's called in Victoria, Ethan

A delicacy no doubt. I bet the pigs that sniff it out are always sick. 


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8 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Wonder if they serve banana smoothies at this fine establishment 

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Yes the cake is banana cake.

1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

That’s a Freo hipster thing. I grate mine over scrambled eggs. 

Better prepare the hipsters for some backward fashion sense and some filthy manners Ethan.Uncle Bitters  and his pants will be entering the building.

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18 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well I must say I have had a strenuous outback adventure.  

These Westralians have some quite bizarre habits though. These public “dump points “ in caravan parks are quite uncomfortable and I always seemed to draw an audience of voyeurs. Odd lot. 

Anyway I left a trail of tinea through their ablution blocks as repayment 

We actually let you in to Western Australia?

 

 

 
1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

We actually let you in to Western Australia?

 

Lucky he didn't knock on your door Toady 

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Two wins for the Dees yesterday, in two different states.


21 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Two wins for the Dees yesterday, in two different states.

three, red. the sheilas won too

34 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

three, red. the sheilas won too

This is a statement more apt coming from Uncle not you Daisy. 

I thought you were a sensitive, new age bloke

7 minutes ago, hemingway said:

This is a statement more apt coming from Uncle not you Daisy. 

I thought you were a sensitive, new age bloke

well ernie, being a sensitive new age bloke i was trying to avoid sexist terms like female and women

edit: damn. just realised there is a he in sheila.......it just too hard, ernie

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

well ernie, being a sensitive new age bloke i was trying to avoid sexist terms like female and women

edit: damn. just realised there is a he in sheila.......it just too hard, ernie

you are excused Daisy.

its getting harder and harder for some of us just trying to say the right thing.

and when everyone keeps talking in acronyms it makes it even harder

48 minutes ago, hemingway said:

you are excused Daisy.

its getting harder and harder for some of us just trying to say the right thing.

and when everyone keeps talking in acronyms it makes it even harder

yes, ernie. i'm waiting for some ****** to sue a bloke for holding the door open


13 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Lucky he didn't knock on your door Toady 

Which one?

15 hours ago, hemingway said:

you are excused Daisy.

its getting harder and harder for some of us just trying to say the right thing.

and when everyone keeps talking in acronyms it makes it even harder

I have given up Ernie it is too hard. They probably think I am ignorant and they maybe correct.

14 hours ago, daisycutter said:

yes, ernie. i'm waiting for some ****** to sue a bloke for holding the door open

It is closer than you think dc.

17 hours ago, daisycutter said:

three, red. the sheilas won too

But do we care dc?

2 hours ago, old dee said:

It is closer than you think dc.

A mate of mine once held the door open for a so called lady and had his face slapped by her.

 


2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

A mate of mine once held the door open for a so called lady and had his face slapped by her.

 

God help him if he had slapped her back DF.

Nice cup of Bonox and off to bed early with a Bex...

 
10 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Better weekend this week lads!

After a win it is always better however I have a general malaise about AFL football at the senior level that seems to get stronger every week. I quite enjoy watching Casey But the seniors not so much.

It may be that I know beating Freo is no big effort but not up today like I would usually on a Monday after a win over the weekend.

3 minutes ago, willmoy said:

Nice cup of Bonox and off to bed early with a Bex...

Bonox and Bex my God you must be old willmoy?

 


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