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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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23 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Can they marry?

only discreetly

it's a cultural thing

Edited by daisycutter

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    Can they marry?

    A-peeling: The double fruit inside a single banana skin was discovered by a charity workerSprung cohabiting.

     

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    On 6/4/2018 at 2:22 PM, Redleg said:

    8-3 Wow.

    But will the second half of the season be 3-8?

    Although the real question is, have the football GODS forgiven us?

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    On 5/31/2018 at 1:41 PM, Redleg said:

    Apology accepted and as an olive leaf gesture, I will invite you to our next banana sampling meeting, where we will be trying combinations of old Oz favourites like Vegemite or Aeroplane Jelly,  mixed with our beloved bananas.

    Should be a hoot of a night. 

    No peanut butter combination? The best of all.

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    The most enjoyable thing of 2018 is that this thread has returned to its roots. 

    Long live the banana!

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    4 hours ago, old dee said:

    The most enjoyable thing of 2018 is that this thread has returned to its roots. 

    Long live the banana!

    Did you notice what the boys were eating at half time of their games? When the cameras went into our rooms at a few games, several of the boys were enjoying a banana, to boost their energy levels.

    The secret ingredient of our success this year.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Did you notice what the boys were eating at half time of their games? When the cameras went into our rooms at a few games, several of the boys were enjoying a banana, to boost their energy levels.

    The secret ingredient of our success this year.

    Hardly surprising Mr. Leg. I did not see that as I have been away a few weeks so have not seen the last four games. Back mid next week just in time for the bye.

    Edited by old dee

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Did you notice what the boys were eating at half time of their games? When the cameras went into our rooms at a few games, several of the boys were enjoying a banana, to boost their energy levels.

    The secret ingredient of our success this year.

    This is pretty banal Red.

    Surely you can provide more detail. As a legal eagle, I thought you would have a more inquiring mind!

    The banana lovers are crying out for more.

    To engage us on this topic, we need a bit of titillation.

    What type of banana's were they?  There are hundreds of varieties, all with different taste, texture and feel.  

    Red Jamaica's, Cavendish, Apple, Dwarf Cavendish etc etc. Perhaps the boys enjoy Lady Fingers?

    I know I would, particularly post game. 

    I could go on and on. How many do they devour? Just one at a time or an orgy of bananas? Are there any risks of enjoying too many? Do the boys feel satisfied after one or do they prefer having a couple. I am told that three can be enjoyable and beneficial for one's health and well being. Can be a cultural thing of course.  

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    15 hours ago, old dee said:

    The most enjoyable thing of 2018 is that this thread has returned to its roots. 

    Long live the banana!

    Bananas have roots?

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    53 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Bananas have roots?

    where do you think all the little bananas come from?

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    Hey dc, you didn't tell us you had 'moved' to Queensland!
    https://www.theage.com.au/business/companies/aveo-executive-resigns-after-being-identified-as-poo-jogger-20180607-p4zk1e.html

    don't be cheeky, moonie, with a moniker like yours you were the first one to come to mind

    some strange people in qld. what a bummer getting photographed in the act. they'll probably lock him up in one of his own aged care units.

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    To celebrate the capture of ‘The Poo Jogger’ I had some limited edition t-shirts made up. If you’d like to purchase one please let me know. 0488C5D3-1A42-43C7-91E8-FDD85713711D.thumb.jpeg.f368ffc52bef415805176bf5dab8f5e6.jpeg

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    Can't help but admire the poo jogger.

    His total disregard for social proprieties is quite anarchic. 

    I wonder whether his dinner invitations will increase or decrease as a result of his new found fame?

     

    BTW Ethan your faeces throwing at Freo supporters rather ... err shall be say pales by comparison to this avant-garde effort.

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    10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Can't help but admire the poo jogger.

    His total disregard for social proprieties is quite anarchic. 

    I wonder whether his dinner invitations will increase or decrease as a result of his new found fame?

     

    BTW Ethan your faeces throwing at Freo supporters rather ... err shall be say pales by comparison to this avant-garde effort.

    Can we leave all the toilet humour,  it is starting to p-ss me off.

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    4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well, in that case, I'd better scat.

    Look at my post again, not what you quoted. 

    You also have permission to stay around as one of our most beloved sages. 

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    9 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well, in that case, I'd better scat.

    Maybe we should all evacuate

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    2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Maybe we should all evacuate

    Shame on you, we are not quitters. 

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    5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Take your stool to the naughty corner Moonie.

    See, I knew you could leave the toilet humour and give some good advice.

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Can't help but admire the poo jogger.

    His total disregard for social proprieties is quite anarchic. 

    I wonder whether his dinner invitations will increase or decrease as a result of his new found fame?

     

    BTW Ethan your faeces throwing at Freo supporters rather ... err shall be say pales by comparison to this avant-garde effort.

    diogenes would surely admire the poo jogger

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    8 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Can't help but admire the poo jogger.

    His total disregard for social proprieties is quite anarchic. 

    I'd admire him more is his evacuations were at the front door of Eddie McGuire's mansion

     

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