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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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16 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

phunny place, germany :o

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Not if your German Daisy. Or for that matter any other nationality. The only other observation is that Wedding is no longer the destination and if it is for some, the final destination is more likely Boring or Breakup.  Not for all of us I might add. 

I am sure Bitter would also have whipping or thrashing in there somewhere probably after Petting but before........

 

The Winter Olympics: giving white people a chance to win at sports that no black people can afford to learn.

 
1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

The Winter Olympics: giving white people a chance to win at sports that no black people can afford to learn.

does that make me black, moonie?

5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

does that make me black, moonie?

Once you've had black, dc......


I have had the utter misfortune of "running into" BBO who just happened to be in Albury as I was winding up a deceased estate for a friend of mine.

After following me around S/E Asia with his gold toothed charm and brothel creeping sandals he now seems to know my whereabouts at all times.

He claims to have lost his wallet and cannot even feed himself let alone pay for his night time luxuries that included charging hotel rooms to my credit card and other unauthorised purchases such as visits to room 54 which was home to a young Chinese person of uncertain gender. I am unable to shake this lecherous parasite from my person.

Any advice on losing the tail would be greatly appreciated.

 

54 minutes ago, Biffen said:

gold toothed charm and brothel creeping sandals

Very good description Biffen, made me chuckle

8 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Very good description Biffen, made me chuckle

A good friend of mine says "as smart as a rat with a gold tooth".

 
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Gee, I go away for a while and this place goes to rack and ruin.

I was in the South Pacific on a cruise ship, trying to outrun a Cyclone, which we did successfully and to my dismay the place goes downhill, discussing smart rats with gold teeth. 

Anyway the standard will now lift with my return.

PS. I want it acknowledged if Fritsch plays early, that I said it first and deserve a winter olympics gold medal for the effort. 


10 hours ago, Biffen said:

I have had the utter misfortune of "running into" BBO who just happened to be in Albury as I was winding up a deceased estate for a friend of mine.

After following me around S/E Asia with his gold toothed charm and brothel creeping sandals he now seems to know my whereabouts at all times.

He claims to have lost his wallet and cannot even feed himself let alone pay for his night time luxuries that included charging hotel rooms to my credit card and other unauthorised purchases such as visits to room 54 which was home to a young Chinese person of uncertain gender. I am unable to shake this lecherous parasite from my person.

Any advice on losing the tail would be greatly appreciated.

 

Is there a church nearby and a mass scheduled? Go in the main doors and sneak out through the side alter, through the presbytery and help yourself to the sacrificial wine on the way through. My guess is BBO, if he enters the church, will be struck down before he gets to the Presbytery! 

1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

Is there a church nearby and a mass scheduled? Go in the main doors and sneak out through the side alter, through the presbytery and help yourself to the sacrificial wine on the way through. My guess is BBO, if he enters the church, will be struck down before he gets to the Presbytery! 

The Holy water would sizzle as he entered Earl.The man is beyond redemption. Getting him into a church would be some kind of miracle in itself.I personally would see meeting the congregation as a business opportunity.The modern way to meet god is with the use of drugs-either too many at one time ,or the right amount at the right time.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Gee, I go away for a while and this place goes to rack and ruin.

I was in the South Pacific on a cruise ship, trying to outrun a Cyclone, which we did successfully and to my dismay the place goes downhill, discussing smart rats with gold teeth. 

Anyway the standard will now lift with my return.

PS. I want it acknowledged if Fritsch plays early, that I said it first and deserve a winter olympics gold medal for the effort. 

Red, I saw that you and your family disembarked at Eden. How was the drive back?

Anybody want to buy my shares in Getswift?  Anybody,Please?

 

11 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Says who? I told you about Bailey Fritsch months before we drafted him when he was just a kid with a dream playing in the VFL.

Not to turn this into a p***ing contest but pretty sure I was talking him up since the start of last season


8 minutes ago, Drunkn167 said:

Not to turn this into a p***ing contest but pretty sure I was talking him up since the start of last season

He's my bff. I called it 6 years ago

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4 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I saw him kicking in the womb and remember thinking “this kids gonna play AFL.”

I saw his dad kicking in his mother's womb and said that he would one day have a son who would play for Casey and then go on to be drafted by the Dees and ultimately play for them.

PS. Don't try and beat that, as I also saw his grandfather in the womb and also saw his great grandfather before he went out with Bayley's  great grandmother in fact and foresaw the whole chain of events.

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3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I saw his dad kicking in his mother's womb and said that he would one day have a son who would play for Casey and then go on to be drafted by the Dees and ultimately play for them.

PS. Don't try and beat that, as I also saw his grandfather in the womb and also saw his great grandfather before he went out with Bayley's  great grandmother in fact and foresaw the whole chain of events.

I saw the Big Bang. 

31 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I saw the Big Bang. 

E

 

31 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I saw the Big Bang. 

No big deal as it is still on TV. 

Edited by old dee


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6 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I saw the Big Bang. 

I saw the Bigger Bang that created the Big Bang.

6 minutes ago, old dee said:

E

 

No big deal as it still on TV. 

Am I the only person who can’t stand that show? 

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4 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Am I the only person who can’t stand that show? 

No.

 
28 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I saw the Bigger Bang that created the Big Bang.

barnaby didn't see the big bang coming.....or did he, and said stuff it

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

barnaby didn't see the big bang coming.....or did he, and said stuff it

I think at the time Barnaby he was absorbed by one item dc.

i reckon he is now hearing the echo loud and clear.


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