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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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36 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

allahu akbar, ernest

Indeed Daisy, we are a multi cultural place where bananas are not always regarded as the King of the Fruits.

We must not forget all religions particularly those of SE Asia. As you know I have a deep interest in spiritual matters like many on this site particularly this thread. Over recent times, I have been drawn to Buddhism and the spiritual texts of The Vedas which predate all other religious texts by 500 years.  The more commonly accepted religious texts are mere new and revised editions of The Vedas. 

So we must not forget the Durian. Worshiped by many as the King of Fruits. 

Perhaps we can encourage BB to try a Durian smoothy.

 

 
29 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Indeed Daisy, we are a multi cultural place where bananas are not always regarded as the King of the Fruits.

We must not forget all religions particularly those of SE Asia. As you know I have a deep interest in spiritual matters like many on this site particularly this thread. Over recent times, I have been drawn to Buddhism and the spiritual texts of The Vedas which predate all other religious texts by 500 years.  The more commonly accepted religious texts are mere new and revised editions of The Vedas. 

So we must not forget the Durian. Worshiped by many as the King of Fruits. 

Perhaps we can encourage BB to try a Durian smoothy.

 

think you will find the pyramid texts pre-date the vedas by 1000-1500 years ernest

but yes, if you only include current religions

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1 hour ago, hemingway said:

Forgotten his cultural roots.

He could be lost.

Bring him back into the fold God.

Hineni my Lord.

The banana forgives.

 
15 hours ago, hemingway said:

Forgotten his cultural roots.

He could be lost.

Bring him back into the fold God.

Hineni my Lord.

I had a Banana Chai smoothie yesterday with brunch.

All is well, thanks for the concern ;)

Stay dry (ish) down there :blink:

18 hours ago, hemingway said:

Mango or banana smoothly BB?

Mea culpa....they were Mango

The seafaring lot were having a happy hour special for we landlubbers. Alas no Banana choice !! I know...and in Qld !! :(

I must confess ...ive also had drinks comprising pineapple, coconut and sugar cane derivatives !!! ....and i did a little walking in the rain.

Hopefully there's a bit of something bananarish on offer on our way to finding Nemo !!


I heard Mr Bitters has upset the gods again.

40 days and nights of rain will be his punishment.

The upside is free water for everyone. But living under Lake Romsay may be a problem.

Mr Bitters you need to follow the rules and live by the norms of deceit society.

 

1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

I heard Mr Bitters has upset the gods again.

40 days and nights of rain will be his punishment.

The upside is free water for everyone. But living under Lake Romsay may be a problem.

Mr Bitters you need to follow the rules and live by the norms of deceit society.

 

Toady, in the event of Romsey floods, Demonland's very own royalty King Bitters will probably cluster his servants together for him to stand on top of their heads. Should one or two be swept away, they are easily replaced by his missus and/or mistresses. Last resort, he'll call upon his neighbour Jake Lever for assistance. Simples.

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1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

I heard Mr Bitters has upset the gods again.

40 days and nights of rain will be his punishment.

The upside is free water for everyone. But living under Lake Romsay may be a problem.

Mr Bitters you need to follow the rules and live by the norms of deceit society.

 

The only Gods likely to care about Uncle are pagan gods.

Given the the Uncles proclivities and indulgences, it's unlikely to be Bacchus.

However, given the current weather conditions it could be Thor who is definitely not happy. 

With the crumbling ruin known as The Manor, no doubt the good Uncle is busy making sure he has enough buckets underneath all the leaks.  

 

 
17 minutes ago, hemingway said:

The only Gods likely to care about Uncle are pagan gods.

Given the the Uncles proclivities and indulgences, it's unlikely to be Bacchus.

However, given the current weather conditions it could be Thor who is definitely not happy. 

With the crumbling ruin known as The Manor, no doubt the good Uncle is busy making sure he has enough buckets underneath all the leaks.  

 

uncle bitters will rue the day he built his manor house on an ancient river bed........a real barry prendergast decision

10 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Mea culpa....they were Mango

The seafaring lot were having a happy hour special for we landlubbers. Alas no Banana choice !! I know...and in Qld !! :(

I must confess ...ive also had drinks comprising pineapple, coconut and sugar cane derivatives !!! ....and i did a little walking in the rain.

Hopefully there's a bit of something bananarish on offer on our way to finding Nemo !!

Well...f'd if i could find him (nemo )

Swam around...had no luck.

He's out there somewhere !!

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I hope the soggy marshes of Romsey aren't too inundated with water. Im not sure our ol uncle Bitters can cope with....water

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Last call, any more interested for wednesdays draft/trade/list discussion over Japanese dinner?

13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Last call, any more interested for wednesdays draft/trade/list discussion over Japanese dinner?

Whats the count so far red ?

13 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I heard Mr Bitters has upset the gods again.

40 days and nights of rain will be his punishment.

The upside is free water for everyone. But living under Lake Romsay may be a problem.

Mr Bitters you need to follow the rules and live by the norms of deceit society.

 

Flogger, I created the rules for deceit society

 

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9 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Flogger, I created the rules for deceit society

 

I thought in a deceit society there are no rules?


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16 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Whats the count so far red ?

5

4 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

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I was planning to head east in 2018 to watch a live AFL game or two. However, after seeing all the flood damage may be that not a good idea?

Victoria clearly needs time to rebuild!

On 01/12/2017 at 7:26 AM, hemingway said:

The only Gods likely to care about Uncle are pagan gods.

Given the the Uncles proclivities and indulgences, it's unlikely to be Bacchus.

However, given the current weather conditions it could be Thor who is definitely not happy. 

With the crumbling ruin known as The Manor, no doubt the good Uncle is busy making sure he has enough buckets underneath all the leaks.  

 

The only true GODS are pagan!

Or at least that what a North Melbourne (Kangaroo) supporter believes.

To me it's not about the GODS, as it is all about the DEMONS!


13 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

I was planning to head east in 2018 to watch a live AFL game or two. However, after seeing all the flood damage may be that not a good idea?

Victoria clearly needs time to rebuild!

I hope they are not on the same schedule as they MFC.

1 hour ago, old dee said:

I hope they are not on the same schedule as they MFC.

I think that I am on the same schedule.

But this is our Premiership year, so which game/s should I attend?

26 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

I think that I am on the same schedule.

But this is our Premiership year, so which game/s should I attend?

As an amphibian and prone to desiccation demonfrog you must have moisture to survive ideally water not swan lager! After the deluge spring showers seem best ‘September The Grand Finale’ is strongly suggested☔️

 

26 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

I think that I am on the same schedule.

But this is our Premiership year, so which game/s should I attend?

 

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Double quote

 

I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said abruptly to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel is disabled." Unbelievable what some people are into.

2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I think that I am on the same schedule.

But this is our Premiership year, so which game/s should I attend?

The 2019 draw will not be out for some time yet DF.


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