On 12/11/2017 at 6:21 AM, Redleg said:

Think I need to turn over this job to someone else.

Wait until we win the 2018 flag.

You will be glad your stayed the Countdown lawyer poster.

 

On 12/11/2017 at 11:21 AM, Redleg said:

Think I need to turn over this job to someone else.

Red, have you maxed out on the clues?

On 12/11/2017 at 9:21 AM, Redleg said:

Think I need to turn over this job to someone else.

To someone that sounds a bit like a classy vacuum cleaner? :-)

Today you are clearly gone for all money ...

2 hours ago, bjDee said:

 

Red, have you maxed out on the clues?

I have lost my razor blades.

Edited November 13, 20178 yr by Redleg

I have a headache.

I find it strange that Fox Footy still doesn't have the draft broadcast listed on their guide, 10 days out.

26 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I find it strange that Fox Footy still doesn't have the draft broadcast listed on their guide, 10 days out.

Well sue the [censored] Red!

31 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I find it strange that Fox Footy still doesn't have the draft broadcast listed on their guide, 10 days out.

what's '10 days' cryptic for, red? i don't get this new countdown

Are you shaw?

15 hours ago, bjDee said:

Are you shaw?

That was one I was going to use. 

16 hours ago, daisycutter said:

what's '10 days' cryptic for, red? i don't get this new countdown

It's so cryptic it actually means what it says.

16 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well sue the [censored] Red!

Thanks for drumming up some extra business.

The recently departed ( thankfully not permanently) and the great garden hose.

4 hours ago, Redleg said:

That was one I was going to use. 

Stop braying about it!

1 minute ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Stop braying about it!

I'll hop on the bus Gus.

Do we have a new banner?

I can no longer see the Port player.

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

The recently departed ( thankfully not permanently) and the great garden hose.

Anyone good at Scottish accents?

Always handy when trenner make ya garden neeta. 

Jack is an easy rider. 

Just trucking along. Not quick but faster than the ox.

At this time of year your  poor  Old Uncle is harassed by vino vendors offering their Christmas Specials.

One fellow, tried to gild the lily by offering a dozen stemless wine glasses if the purchase was at least 2 dozen bottles. He was  immediately dismissed and  told to [censored] off. I mean who the [censored] would use a stemless wine glass? 

Then I started to consider this matter in relation to the denizens of this intellectual thread.

Red  and WJ - lawyers. They would drink anything , anyway, provided it was free.

Biffen - Currently indisposed to due to massive drug issues. He thinks casks are fine wine provided they are colourful.

Earl Hood. I considered him a man of discernment and class but his recent habit of bathing in sake must call this into question.

Moonie. Claims to have an extensive cellar of fine wines but none have been produced in my presence.

dc. Haha lives in Borewood and shags old sheilas. Jim Beam with ice would be sophisticated for him.

Old dee. Well he only drinks free Pinot ( none of which has been shared, I might add) so he would probably  have no choice but to use the glass given to him.

pickett fence. Total lunatic. Would have no idea of sophistication or good taste.

Ernie . A dead alcoholic!

bbub - a tricky one - doesn't give much away. However, as he frequents this thread, he is guilty by association.

The Froger?   Pond scum is probably lapped up - so a stemless glass?

Anyone I've missed feel free to ask for an assessment.

 

[censored] me! Upon consideration, that wine vendor is due an apology!

He'll not get it of course!

Anyway [censored] you all!!

BBO - a stemless wine glass seems right up your alley. Frees up a hand for you.

I use stemless for red, they also double up as a vessel for deconstructed Panna Cotta.

From 1st hand observation, this is how BBO drinks his wine

 

Watts on this week?

15 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

At this time of year your  poor  Old Uncle is harassed by vino vendors offering their Christmas Specials.

One fellow, tried to gild the lily by offering a dozen stemless wine glasses if the purchase was at least 2 dozen bottles. He was  immediately dismissed and  told to [censored] off. I mean who the [censored] would use a stemless wine glass? 

Then I started to consider this matter in relation to the denizens of this intellectual thread.

Red  and WJ - lawyers. They would drink anything , anyway, provided it was free.

Biffen - Currently indisposed to due to massive drug issues. He thinks casks are fine wine provided they are colourful.

Earl Hood. I considered him a man of discernment and class but his recent habit of bathing in sake must call this into question.

Moonie. Claims to have an extensive cellar of fine wines but none have been produced in my presence.

dc. Haha lives in Borewood and shags old sheilas. Jim Beam with ice would be sophisticated for him.

Old dee. Well he only drinks free Pinot ( none of which has been shared, I might add) so he would probably  have no choice but to use the glass given to him.

pickett fence. Total lunatic. Would have no idea of sophistication or good taste.

Ernie . A dead alcoholic!

bbub - a tricky one - doesn't give much away. However, as he frequents this thread, he is guilty by association.

The Froger?   Pond scum is probably lapped up - so a stemless glass?

Anyone I've missed feel free to ask for an assessment.

 

[censored] me! Upon consideration, that wine vendor is due an apology!

He'll not get it of course!

Anyway [censored] you all!!

If you don't mind Uncle, you make two wrong assumptions, that I am both dead and an alcoholic.

I prefer to be referred to as a "discerning dead alcoholic"

I have had periods of abstinence but to borrow the  lyrics from my old friend Leonard, "I fought against the bottle but I had to do it drunk."

But that's no reason for a reprobate like you to be discourteous.