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11 hours ago, old dee said:

Correct Ernest I am very spiritual after half a bottle of single malt.

After 53 years OD I would have thought you would be up to half a case of single malt by now?

Posted
2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

After 53 years OD I would have thought you would be up to half a case of single malt by now?

Actually heading in the opposite direction DF.

I have accepted my fate.

Posted
56 minutes ago, old dee said:

Actually heading in the opposite direction DF.

I have accepted my fate.

You better start drinking banana smoothies before it's too late.

Posted
14 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

You better start drinking banana smoothies before it's too late.

Time stands still for no one DF not even bananas will stop the March of time.

Posted
2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Pessimistic frog.

I would be very happy to be proven wrong.

Posted
2 hours ago, old dee said:

Time stands still for no one DF not even bananas will stop the March of time.

I recommendation has nothing to do with the passing of time and all about JW's virus.

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I was shocked to discover that Redleg will not be attending Moonee Valley Racecourse this afternoon for the running of the WS Cox Plate and has instead chosen to travel to the land of the bananabenders on some undisclosed and mysterious mission.

And what on earth has happened to the countdown?


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1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

I was shocked to discover that Redleg will not be attending Moonee Valley Racecourse this afternoon for the running of the WS Cox Plate and has instead chosen to travel to the land of the bananabenders on some undisclosed and mysterious mission.

And what on earth has happened to the countdown?

I am deeply concerned about Mr. Leg he seems to have abanded all of his passions in life. I am worried.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Winx just wow. 

stop your nagging !!

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I am booked on the Kanazawa to Kyoto express train tomorrow morning but just found out it is the Thunderbird Express leaving at 9.05 a.m. I wonder if they will let me on board? I didn't pack a disguise for this trip either! 

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Crickey demonland is deadly dull atm.

In the good old days you could throw a bone to Stuie and fire things up. Of course the immoderators would call this "baiting" and poor old Uncle Bitter would get some rehab. 

Arrh gotta miss Stuie!

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15 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Crickey demonland is deadly dull atm.

In the good old days you could throw a bone to Stuie and fire things up. Of course the immoderators would call this "baiting" and poor old Uncle Bitter would get some rehab. 

Arrh gotta miss Stuie!

Bitters, you do need to admit to your many personal issues before rehab will have any chance of working.

So, it was important to show your bro love for Mr Stuie by saying you miss him.

Good to see you have started to take little steps on your long road to recovery.

Keep up the good work.

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Bitters, you do need to admit to your many personal issues before rehab will have any chance of working.

So, it was important to show your bro love for Mr Stuie by saying you miss him.

Good to see you have started to take little steps on your long road to recovery.

Keep up the good work.

 

 

 

 

Frog, the well of personal issues would be too deep and sinister for Uncle.

No amount of rehab would ever work because Uncle would need to admit to his problems and face his demons.

Remember that Uncles "normal" is not anyone else's normal.  

The only rehab that has worked for me was dealing with alcohol, and then to borrow a line, "I had to do it drunk".

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8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Bitters, you do need to admit to your many personal issues before rehab will have any chance of working.

So, it was important to show your bro love for Mr Stuie by saying you miss him.

Good to see you have started to take little steps on your long road to recovery.

Keep up the good work.

 

 

 

 

 

6 hours ago, hemingway said:

Frog, the well of personal issues would be too deep and sinister for Uncle.

No amount of rehab would ever work because Uncle would need to admit to his problems and face his demons.

Remember that Uncles "normal" is not anyone else's normal.  

The only rehab that has worked for me was dealing with alcohol, and then to borrow a line, "I had to do it drunk".

Is this what my life has been reduced to?

Criticism and personal analysis from a demented frog and a dead hack.

FMD - before you know it I'll be drinking cask wine!

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On 26/10/2017 at 10:34 PM, Biffen said:

I often do "like " drone strikes on Youtube. 

Helps me relax.

What are the drones striking for?

Posted
5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

Is this what my life has been reduced to?

Criticism and personal analysis from a demented frog and a dead hack.

FMD - before you know it I'll be drinking cask wine!

I am guzzling sake at the moment! The locals aren't impressed. Not bad you should try it Uncle. It lies somewhere between chateau cardboard and top shelf. 

Posted
1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

seems to be a missing thread this morning. i can't fathom it, nor can i blame jack watts

Please don't speak that name on here dc.

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