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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Bitters, you do need to admit to your many personal issues before rehab will have any chance of working.

So, it was important to show your bro love for Mr Stuie by saying you miss him.

Good to see you have started to take little steps on your long road to recovery.

Keep up the good work.

 

 

 

 

Frog, the well of personal issues would be too deep and sinister for Uncle.

No amount of rehab would ever work because Uncle would need to admit to his problems and face his demons.

Remember that Uncles "normal" is not anyone else's normal.  

The only rehab that has worked for me was dealing with alcohol, and then to borrow a line, "I had to do it drunk".

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    8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Bitters, you do need to admit to your many personal issues before rehab will have any chance of working.

    So, it was important to show your bro love for Mr Stuie by saying you miss him.

    Good to see you have started to take little steps on your long road to recovery.

    Keep up the good work.

     

     

     

     

     

    6 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Frog, the well of personal issues would be too deep and sinister for Uncle.

    No amount of rehab would ever work because Uncle would need to admit to his problems and face his demons.

    Remember that Uncles "normal" is not anyone else's normal.  

    The only rehab that has worked for me was dealing with alcohol, and then to borrow a line, "I had to do it drunk".

    Is this what my life has been reduced to?

    Criticism and personal analysis from a demented frog and a dead hack.

    FMD - before you know it I'll be drinking cask wine!

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    On 26/10/2017 at 10:34 PM, Biffen said:

    I often do "like " drone strikes on Youtube. 

    Helps me relax.

    What are the drones striking for?

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    1 minute ago, bjDee said:

    What are the drones striking for?

    Better weather conditions.

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    5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

     

    Is this what my life has been reduced to?

    Criticism and personal analysis from a demented frog and a dead hack.

    FMD - before you know it I'll be drinking cask wine!

    I am guzzling sake at the moment! The locals aren't impressed. Not bad you should try it Uncle. It lies somewhere between chateau cardboard and top shelf. 

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    seems to be a missing thread this morning. i can't fathom it, nor can i blame jack watts

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    seems to be a missing thread this morning. i can't fathom it, nor can i blame jack watts

    Please don't speak that name on here dc.

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    And the journo headline award of the month goes to.......................................

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    28 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    And the journo headline award of the month goes to.......................................

     image.png.e72f109c595b6ea55779e7e555554bbd.png  

    Haa I can see the journo's mistake. She forgot the hyphen between hand and job

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    17 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    I am guzzling sake at the moment! The locals aren't impressed. Not bad you should try it Uncle. It lies somewhere between chateau cardboard and top shelf. 

    Sake!! Surely Earl, a man of your sensibilities can do better than this?

    Perhaps your contacts at the Tokyo chapter of "Loyal Order of Hipsters" could acquire cherry blossom wine or some such for your delectation.

    PS. How is the guava paste moving?

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Gotta love Halloween!

    I let the dogs out and watch the kids run screaming out the driveway while I'm sipping a Shiraz.

    Great sport!!.

     

    Plenty of tricks up your wizard's sleeve, hey Uncle...

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    .... and some lovely treats.

    Offering kids a cheap bottle of cab sav doesn't count

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    20 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    .... and some lovely treats.

    Don't go there Uncle. 

    You know the boys and girls in blue and also those in plain clothes and raincoats visit this thread. 

    Its not Redleg or other Rake like legal eagles that you need to worry about many of whom are as shady as a driveway of elm trees on a country estate.

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    22 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Weekend at Bernie's.

    Mr Bitter's real life name is Bernie?

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    Mr Bitter's real life name is Bernie?

    depends, some days it is bernice

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    Mr Bitter's real life name is Bernie?

    Gee it's the bloody countdown. Think Cryptic.

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    18 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    i presume biffo is currently enjoying the pleasures of holsworthy barracks?

    Or 'tied up' with The Gat Block matters?

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    40 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Or 'tied up' with The Gat Block matters?

    will be interesting when they dig the foundations, moonie

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