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Redleg
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17 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I tried that line during the unfortunate Spandex misunderstanding at my gym.

Still got expelled.

Should have briefed me to represent you.

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    For all of you in mourning Special Robert has recently posted on Ol'ogy.

    I have asked after Squirrel's health and will advise if and when he replies !

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    22 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I tried that line during the unfortunate Spandex misunderstanding at my gym.

    Still got expelled.

    You own a gym?

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    22 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Should have briefed me to represent you.

    Sounding more like Rake every day Redleg.

    Soliciting for clients like BBO will not help your reputation unless you are changing your line of business. 

    Although everyone mellows in old age, so BBO might not be so bad as a client but getting the truth from him may be difficult. 

    Still better than the Melbourne underworld.

     

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    Sounding more like Rake every day Redleg.

    Soliciting for clients like BBO will not help your reputation unless you are changing your line of business. 

    Although everyone mellows in old age, so BBO might not be so bad as a client but getting the truth from him may be difficult. 

    Still better than the Melbourne underworld.

     

    Sounds a lot like Demonland Ernest. Finding the truth can be difficult.

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    I am so excited with trade week, just look at what has happened so far. I think there has been a mooted trade.

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    41 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Sounding more like Rake every day Redleg.

    Soliciting for clients like BBO will not help your reputation unless you are changing your line of business. 

    Although everyone mellows in old age, so BBO might not be so bad as a client but getting the truth from him may be difficult. 

    Still better than the Melbourne underworld.

     

    when did "getting the truth" become an issue for that august profession, ernie? have i missed something?

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    14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    when did "getting the truth" become an issue for that august profession, ernie? have i missed something?

    Indeed. That is for judge and jury. Fortunately, if BBO does require representation, Red or his barrister will not be required to make any moral judgement or establish whether he is telling the truth. However, his legal representation might have a breakdown sifting through the evidence and attempting to establish a defense. However, I have know barristers like Rake, perhaps paler imitations, that sleep very well at night.  

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    2 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Indeed. That is for judge and jury. Fortunately, if BBO does require representation, Red or his barrister will not be required to make any moral judgement or establish whether he is telling the truth. However, his legal representation might have a breakdown sifting through the evidence and attempting to establish a defense. However, I have know barristers like Rake, perhaps paler imitations, that sleep very well at night.  

    even degenerates deserve representation, ernie. sort of like birds of a feather. are you with me? wink, wink, say no more 

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    3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    You own a gym?

    Not exactly frogger. However I do have a facility that that is used for quite demanding pastimes.

    Although I imagine such practices are unknown to most Westralians ( excepting Ethan)!

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    39 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I wonder if your ... err .. "companions" need medication to withstand the workouts dc?

    gbh does wonders thank you uncle

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    gbh does wonders thank you uncle

    You Bute?

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    13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Not exactly frogger. However I do have a facility that that is used for quite demanding pastimes.

    Although I imagine such practices are unknown to most Westralians ( excepting Ethan)!

    To help you with the operations of your various facilities, I recommend watching the following video, enjoy!

     

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    12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Grievous bodily harm!

    Have you lost your feminine side dc?

    i can be be very gender fluid, uncle, when the...err...occasion... demands

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    Your delivery is imminent DC-

    My God you are costing me a fortune in soy sauce fish bottles.

    Would it be a problem if i delivered you a 40 gallon drum?

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    As usual, the early days of the trade period are a waste of time.

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    Ive been watching paint dry for the last 2 days, this has been more interesting than trade period.

     

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    I notice with some concern that young Lever comes from Romsey.

    Perhaps we should be suggesting to the club that they keep him in close reach and only allow brief chaperoned visits back home.

    One would not want our star recruit wandering up any alleyways or country lanes.

    He is not in need of any distractions or introductions to the local fauna. 

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    14 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    I notice with some concern that young Lever comes from Romsey.

    Perhaps we should be suggesting to the club that they keep him in close reach and only allow brief chaperoned visits back home.

    One would not want our star recruit wandering up any alleyways or country lanes.

    He is not in need of any distractions or introductions to the local fauna. 

    He'll be in good hands Ernie.

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    He'll be in good hands Ernie.

    I would prefer under your wing than in your hands Uncle.

    We would not want him exposed to any undesirable influences that may distract him from the main game.

     

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    Red I always thought you were much older ?

    Or is this OD?

     

     

     

     

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