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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Not exactly frogger. However I do have a facility that that is used for quite demanding pastimes.

Although I imagine such practices are unknown to most Westralians ( excepting Ethan)!

To help you with the operations of your various facilities, I recommend watching the following video, enjoy!

 

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    12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Grievous bodily harm!

    Have you lost your feminine side dc?

    i can be be very gender fluid, uncle, when the...err...occasion... demands

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    Your delivery is imminent DC-

    My God you are costing me a fortune in soy sauce fish bottles.

    Would it be a problem if i delivered you a 40 gallon drum?

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    As usual, the early days of the trade period are a waste of time.

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    Ive been watching paint dry for the last 2 days, this has been more interesting than trade period.

     

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    I notice with some concern that young Lever comes from Romsey.

    Perhaps we should be suggesting to the club that they keep him in close reach and only allow brief chaperoned visits back home.

    One would not want our star recruit wandering up any alleyways or country lanes.

    He is not in need of any distractions or introductions to the local fauna. 

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    14 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    I notice with some concern that young Lever comes from Romsey.

    Perhaps we should be suggesting to the club that they keep him in close reach and only allow brief chaperoned visits back home.

    One would not want our star recruit wandering up any alleyways or country lanes.

    He is not in need of any distractions or introductions to the local fauna. 

    He'll be in good hands Ernie.

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    He'll be in good hands Ernie.

    I would prefer under your wing than in your hands Uncle.

    We would not want him exposed to any undesirable influences that may distract him from the main game.

     

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    Red I always thought you were much older ?

    Or is this OD?

     

     

     

     

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    32 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Red I always thought you were much older ?

    Or is this OD?

     

     

     

     

    Has more hair than me.

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    I just found out today that I'm colour blind. It came completely out of the purple.

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    11 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    I just found out today that I'm colour blind. It came completely out of the purple.

    eeeewwwww.......you came out of damian barrett's........?

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    My missus asked me if I could have a menages a trois, which of her friends I would  choose. Apparently I was only supposed to name one, not two.

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    5 thrilling days left of trade time for 2017.

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    13 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    My missus asked me if I could have a menages a trois, which of her friends I would  choose. Apparently I was only supposed to name one, not two.

    Was she happy that at least you named two males?

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    11 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Was she happy that at least you named two males?

    Wasn't happy it was 2 male horses!

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    2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Wasn't happy it was 2 male horses!

    You always said you wanted a "stable" relationship.

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    28 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    You always said you wanted a "stable" relationship.

    it won't last Furlong.

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    4 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    it won't last Furlong.

    Hay, stop that.

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    14 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Hay, stop that.

    The mane thing is that they are happy.

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    53 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    The mane thing is that they are happy.

    A mane and his horse are soon parted.

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    The mane thing is that they are happy.

    Not according to the neigh sayers.

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    34 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Not according to the neigh sayers.

    You keep trotting out the same old jokes.

    It does not behoove you.

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    Lads

    lets

    move on please...

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